I could hear "Wha Da Fucck" escape from your lips but painfully that's what's up now!

It's an awful, sad, and heartwrenching reality.

While first world countries are measuring out sanctions to mother Russia, Nigerian ladies, which records have proven, stamped, and validated to have a towering and utmost appetite for sexual gratifications are now throwing out, discarding, and removing from their fridge the once precious cucumber in which they found chilling solace for the Tail of a Snake.

They overnight changed cucumber from its status as a God-given, fresh, and highly nutritious plus vitamin fruit, which right from days of creation has been for human consumption into a SE.X TOY...

However, the popularity of cucumber as a pleasurable object to ram into the pussy is now waning.

A brand-new, pussy quaking and Tap-like cumming idea has been discovered.

These girls who are not known for any life-changing Discovery to help alleviate the suffering of poor Nigerian people have unveiled an idea that left the youths madly shocked.

The ladies said, the crude days of using bottles, candlesticks, yams, shoes, pillow, pen, and pencil, running water, and cucumber are now gone and the chapter closed.

One of their representative a staunch feminist and Nairalander revealed and announced the Discovery as the "tail of a snake"

But the gals are wise. They didn't choose the tails of deadly snakes like Puff Adder, viper, and king COBRA for this. Rather, they specifically selected the Tail of a trained python to masturbate with.

As a Nigerian lady who has ditched dick for cucumber, you're old school. There's new update in town. You mates are now using tail of a live python to masturbate. Don't you think you seriously need to upgrade? Yeah! Upgrade and normalize having a large python on your bed instead of Cucumber.

The moment to invest in snake farming is now ripe.

Is it now you realised snake tail is sweeter than pencil dick after all men have been drinking monkey tail.

But the gals are wise. They didn't choose the tails of deadly snakes like Puff Adder, viper, and king COBRA for this. Rather, they specifically selected the Tail of a trained python to masturbate with.


One village in IMO state, when you kill python, you has to bury it with a virgin.

Now I know why

So many nasty creatures here on Nairaland...

Nairaland should be on NatGeoWild

Picture of snake thrown out by a lady because it didn't give maximum satisfaction

Unilag girls embrace the new idea, dumps all the cucumber they posses. Pictured is just from a single Hostel

Wetin man no go hear for this country

Craze people

OP....I like your choice of words.

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BTW, I don't think MadamVanessa is a feminist.
I may be wrong though!

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Omicron007:




OP....I like your choice of words.

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BTW, I don't think MadamVanessa is a feminist.
I may be wrong though!

MadamVanessa is a guy disguising as a female.

Generalwoodz, did madamvanessa actually say such a disgusting thing?

Madamvanessa don cast dem ladies... Lol

Why is my name mentioned here left right and center?

Yes! what I said is nothing but the truth, I still stand by my words that python tail give maximum satisfaction if used for self service.

Saying such doesn't in anyway make me a feminist, I am not a feminist as the op emphatically stated.

Madam you stand by nonsense.


Nah una go scatter this world las las

Because women having sex with python is purely demonic. Everything is wrong with it and women that engage in such sex ritual should be avoided at all cost

Do u realize the dick of a male snake is actually located at the mid tail area.. and you are using it to have sex..

Sexual intercourse with a fucking snake?

Demonic elements everywhere. Some ladies have given tightness in exchange for weird pleasure.

Some women are just so evil and shameless, they can do anything for sex and I dont blame those ritualist using them, snake tail to masturbate abah. Some of them won't die well.a

Generalwoodz:
I could hear "Wha Da Fucck" escape from your lips but painfully that's what's up now!

It's an awful, sad, and heartwrenching reality.

While first world countries are measuring out sanctions to mother Russia, Nigerian ladies, which records have proven, stamped, and validated to have a towering and utmost appetite for sexual gratifications are now throwing out, discarding, and removing from their fridge the once precious cucumber in which they found chilling solace for the Tail of a Snake.

They overnight changed cucumber from its status as a God-given, fresh, and highly nutritious plus vitamin fruit, which right from days of creation has been for human consumption into a SE.X TOY...

However, the popularity of cucumber as a pleasurable object to ram into the pussy is now waning.

A brand-new, pussy quaking and Tap-like cumming idea has been discovered.

These girls who are not known for any life-changing Discovery to help alleviate the suffering of poor Nigerian people have unveiled an idea that left the youths madly shocked.

The ladies said, the crude days of using bottles, candlesticks, yams, shoes, pillow, pen, and pencil, running water, and cucumber are now gone and the chapter closed.

One of their representative a staunch feminist and Nairalander revealed and announced the Discovery as the "tail of a snake"

But the gals are wise. They didn't choose the tails of deadly snakes like Puff Adder, viper, and king COBRA for this. Rather, they specifically selected the Tail of a trained python to masturbate with.

As a Nigerian lady who has ditched dick for cucumber, you're old school. There's new update in town. You mates are now using tail of a live python to masturbate. Don't you think you seriously need to upgrade? Yeah! Upgrade and normalize having a large python on your bed instead of Cucumber.

The moment to invest in snake farming is now ripe.

so e don reach like ds