I could hear "Wha Da Fucck" escape from your lips but painfully that's what's up now!

It's an awful, sad, and heartwrenching reality.

While first world countries are measuring out sanctions to mother Russia, Nigerian ladies, which records have proven, stamped, and validated to have a towering and utmost appetite for sexual gratifications are now throwing out, discarding, and removing from their fridge the once precious cucumber in which they found chilling solace for the Tail of a Snake.

They overnight changed cucumber from its status as a God-given, fresh, and highly nutritious plus vitamin fruit, which right from days of creation has been for human consumption into a SE.X TOY...

However, the popularity of cucumber as a pleasurable object to ram into the pussy is now waning.

A brand-new, pussy quaking and Tap-like cumming idea has been discovered.

These girls who are not known for any life-changing Discovery to help alleviate the suffering of poor Nigerian people have unveiled an idea that left the youths madly shocked.

The ladies said, the crude days of using bottles, candlesticks, yams, shoes, pillow, pen, and pencil, running water, and cucumber are now gone and the chapter closed.

One of their representative a staunch feminist and Nairalander revealed and announced the Discovery as the "tail of a snake"

But the gals are wise. They didn't choose the tails of deadly snakes like Puff Adder, viper, and king COBRA for this. Rather, they specifically selected the Tail of a trained python to masturbate with.

As a Nigerian lady who has ditched dick for cucumber, you're old school. There's new update in town. You mates are now using tail of a live python to masturbate. Don't you think you seriously need to upgrade? Yeah! Upgrade and normalize having a large python on your bed instead of Cucumber.

The moment to invest in snake farming is now ripe.

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Manuel43:
I could hear "Wha Da Fucck" escape from your lips but painfully that's what's up now!

It's an awful, sad, and heartwrenching reality.

While first world countries are measuring out sanctions to mother Russia, Nigerian ladies, which records have proven, stamped, and validated to have a towering and utmost appetite for sexual gratifications are now throwing out, discarding, and removing from their fridge the once precious cucumber in which they found chilling solace for the Tail of a Snake.

They overnight changed cucumber from its status as a God-given, fresh, and highly nutritious plus vitamin fruit, which right from days of creation has been for human consumption into a SE.X TOY...

However, the popularity of cucumber as a pleasurable object to ram into the pussy is now waning.

A brand-new, pussy quaking and Tap-like cumming idea has been discovered.

These girls who are not known for any life-changing Discovery to help alleviate the suffering of poor Nigerian people have unveiled an idea that left the youths madly shocked.

The ladies said, the crude days of using bottles, candlesticks, yams, shoes, pillow, pen, and pencil, running water, and cucumber are now gone and the chapter closed.

One of their representative a staunch feminist and Nairalander revealed and announced the Discovery as the "tail of a snake"

But the gals are wise. They didn't choose the tails of deadly snakes like Puff Adder, viper, and king COBRA for this. Rather, they specifically selected the Tail of a trained python to masturbate with.

As a Nigerian lady who has ditched dick for cucumber, you're old school. There's new update in town. You mates are now using tail of a live python to masturbate. Don't you think you seriously need to upgrade? Yeah! Upgrade and normalize having a large python on your bed instead of Cucumber.

The moment to invest in snake farming is now ripe.

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Let start from your mother.
I tell you she will so enjoy the feelings.
Since you say you don't want to have sense, maybe words will do.

Still trying to understand what you male on here get from posting nonsense, instead of you to bring up solution to your life's problem you are here talking about women.
What are you offering to the society?

Everybody and craze Sha. 5&6.

Holly Gram

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Dawn91:
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Serves that monkey right...

https://www.nairaland.com/7024767/snake-goat-neighbours-eat-lagos