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Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 10:32am On Mar 21, 2022 |
So there's this girl I met through a friend a while bqck. Not really into dating her as she's not worth getting distracted from my current babe for. So what else?Knack and go right?Okay sure. We don't really talk often and when we do ,I keep it brief . So was bored during the week,chatted her up,ask that we share a fine bottle of scotch I've got at home.She gree She's never been to my place before. Then after a while,my main call tell me say this whole NEPA issue blablabla,she'll love to come to my place and prepare for work on Monday as her gen can't carry iron and all that I no fit deny na,I obliged. D day came,na she first ask me if we are still seeing,I said yes. Thought of what to do and looked for a serviced apartment in my area so I can pass it off as my place so she can relax and we'd just chill, drink and Bleep without she noticing anything. They say N45k,so I thought of it through and see it wasn't worth it because what if she comes and start resisting sex?So 45k go just go like that?No na. So I hit her up and say why don't we change venue to her place?She say no bla bla bla...na this girl know whether she get shrine for that her house weh she dey always not want me to come there. She come suggest say we go on a proper date and picked one of the best restaurants in town lol. I left the clown on read(blue ticks) Carry you go restaurant as my babe or wetin?weyrey. Later took my babe out same night and we had a time of our lives jarey I even try to want share single malt scotch with this idiot,she come think say she worth opening it for,not knowing say na because of konji make me want even open the drink in the first place as I'm not too comfortable with it,let alone taking her on an expensive date. mgbeke! 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Blunttruth: 10:42am On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade:So why are you telling us. Mr Assistant boyfriend to main babe. . For your mind you are sleek. Your main babe is even sleeker. 15 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 10:44am On Mar 21, 2022 |
Blunttruth:I am not sleek,just very spontaneous and good with numbers. I always do cost analysis before doing anything. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by FriendsAndFans(m): 10:51am On Mar 21, 2022 |
Well she never called to take you out in he first place. Naa you carry your own hand follow the girl talk say you go like see am. 9 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 10:53am On Mar 21, 2022 |
FriendsAndFans:We agree to see for house,not go on a very 3xpensive date. There's a huge difference,especially for someone you don't like much. |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nobody: 11:00am On Mar 21, 2022 |
OP, na economics abi na management science you read for school |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 11:11am On Mar 21, 2022 |
Favfables1:Engineering,but was a very good economics student 2 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by soundOsonic: 11:11am On Mar 21, 2022 |
FriendsAndFans:No mind the guy, he just dey talk anyhow. She agreed to come see him on his invite, later he change mind talk say make he come her house, she said NO. She said since you can't let me come to your place after you convinced me to come, oya let's just make it outdoor and be a date. Baba dey vex, the thing pain am. Na why he dey wail for here 10 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 11:19am On Mar 21, 2022 |
soundOsonic:There's a difference between outdoor activities and fine dining,with the latter costing a whole lot which is what someone who I don't even hold in high regard wants from me. |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Bluezy13(m): 11:22am On Mar 21, 2022 |
What is really your reason for this thread as I can't find any ? 5 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 11:25am On Mar 21, 2022 |
Bluezy13:To teach you cost analyses,obviously you have no idea of what it is. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by soundOsonic: 11:39am On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade: Oga eating in a restaurant that will cost you alot is still outdoor activities. As long as you two are not in your respective homes and you are outside catching fun, whether it cost you a arm or it cost you nothing. It is still outdoor. Why you dey come here dey wail, if the thing no pain you lol. 3 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 11:40am On Mar 21, 2022 |
soundOsonic:Why e go pain me when I no lose money? Fine dining I no go, My drink still dey intact. So why e go pain me? 1 Like |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by soundOsonic: 11:43am On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade: If it doesn't pain you, you wouldn't be here to lament. If the experience meant nothing to you, it will be a bygone experience, you should have forgotten it now. It is either the experience is a lie or you are just pained, and why you came online to lament. 3 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 11:47am On Mar 21, 2022 |
soundOsonic:Too comfortable to be pained mehn. There's a stage you get to in life and everything is taken easy. You are the one trying to prove a point but guess what? No one actually gives a Bleep,just wasted effort. You dey sweat dey type thinking you are making a serious point,I just dey laugh you dey go dey sip jagermeister, 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by FriendsAndFans(m): 12:20pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade: you dont like her but you want to invite her to your house? for what, for counselling abi ? ya hunting for cheap sex abi, because that"s the psychological notation you're trying to pass, but you are probably daft and too shallow not to realize it stick to one woman, your girl friend you like so much bruh. there is nothing to gain in philandering with people you dont like 5 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Bluezy13(m): 12:39pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade: And your thread reads 'Women can be funny sometimes" And you think you are sensible. 5 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nobody: 1:00pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Always posting sex posts,go and marry mtcheww 3 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Boogyman557: 1:48pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Holly Gram DIS ur MATTERS go SWEET to read but as E STANDS now, I don over HIGH INTOTO, so I No really get ENERGY DRINK to READ d matterz.. but STILL on STILL... real matterz LITE UP my WEED in peace WTF MAN! |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Lovebliss2(f): 2:04pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
soundOsonic: I wonder o! 1 Like |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nuellavanz96(f): 2:11pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
See this cheat. Later you will be the first to type SIMP, DONT TAKE HER BACK. You are simply pained you didn't have your way with her. Any other explanation about saving money or whatever is absolute rubbish. 2 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nuellavanz96(f): 2:13pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Nuellavanz96: Is not like you have the 45k to spend. Broke ass...mtcheww |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by eniolorunfe: 2:23pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
That girl just dodged a bullet! You have a girlfriend you claim to like yet you are trying to get into the pants of someone you don’t like… smh 5 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by iLegendd(m): 3:08pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
You've passed your message and I get it. Anyone who doesn't get it should forget it. The only thing I'm not comfortable with is the cheating. Stay single if you want to sleep around or have an official woman and stay faithful. Instead of cheating, masturbate. 3 Likes |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by jornwhite: 3:56pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade: Normally i suppose "jump n pass" ... buh you remind me of some of my friends ... lol Your type go all out forcing impression on ladies that you are a big boy n everything is soft, then when this gurlz act on it you guyz start nagging. According to your story na you fvckup, you could av simply re-schedule, how can you have a main chick n still be konjified ... like do even understand GAME. 1 Like |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by wiseone28: 4:10pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade:The one you are hyping as main chick is probably some fvk boys side chick 1 Like
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Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by OSDD(m): 4:37pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Another trash... 1 Like |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by SeaTrade(m): 6:33pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
jornwhite:You stay a big boy by not throwing money on any avoidable cost. Also,meat for outside sweet pass the one for house. |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nobody: 6:33pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Op na jonzing man you be. |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Ocholu: 6:40pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Abeg who go give this overrated OP 30 strokes of the cane? |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Victerica(m): 6:46pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
Op, ur mumu don overripe |
Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Elianawalker(f): 6:54pm On Mar 21, 2022 |
SeaTrade:you are not good with women dude |
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