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What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by greatfucker: 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2022
what will u do if a usher angrily collect ur phone and smash it on the floor because u were pressing it while the preaching is going.
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by greatfucker: 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2022
wat will be yr reaction
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by lilvicky68(m): 11:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
I will just wait for him outside peacefully with 2by 2..

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by chatinent: 11:17pm On Mar 31, 2022
If I no nod am, call me pastard. And that's not all, he must replace it before he leaves there.

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Nobody: 11:29pm On Mar 31, 2022
He will replace the fone.

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by CoronaVirusPro: 11:30pm On Mar 31, 2022
Be patient enough for 180 days to be devoid of suspicion. Afterwards, will send him to heaven to go buy me another phone.
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by stixxy(m): 12:37am On Apr 01, 2022
Na senior pastor go dey beg me to manage iphone 12 pro max swear

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by heniford2: 1:32am On Apr 01, 2022
Church go just end be DAT I swear to God because him go buy new one immediately or him village people go come carry him body
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Bluezy13(m): 1:42am On Apr 01, 2022
I'm not a teenager
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Judd007: 2:47am On Apr 01, 2022
Even Jesus go advise am on what to do.
greatfucker:
what will u do if a usher angrily collect ur phone and smash it on the floor because u were pressing it while the preaching is going.
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Healthrelatedjo: 3:42am On Apr 01, 2022
We die there o
Usher go collect
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by paulolee(m): 6:38am On Apr 01, 2022
I go happy bcoz d church go fund my new I phone
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Notyourfrienddd: 8:12am On Apr 01, 2022
Church don close be that o .. I go tell person make them bring the receipt come from house

No long capping
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Alonso91(m): 8:28am On Apr 01, 2022
Why in d first place will he/she smash my phone?
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Dorwadora(f): 8:49am On Apr 01, 2022
A person with anger issue shouldn't be a usher. Anyway such can not happen to me, I rarely go to church but when I do I make sure that my manners are not offending.
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by siofra(f): 9:32am On Apr 01, 2022
lilvicky68:
I will just wait for him outside peacefully with 2by 2..

grin grin grin

Vawulence is not good.

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by headbasher96(m): 10:38am On Apr 01, 2022
Usher clothe go tire am to wear i cant tell u what will happen but definitely something is gonna happen to him that i guarantee
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by fijiuba: 11:40am On Apr 01, 2022
Yaay, I comment my reserve for the native doctor that will smash his/her life
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Nobody: 12:03pm On Apr 01, 2022
Which kind usher be that self cheesy may God save me from this kind temptation, I reserve my comment till then. grin grin grin
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by TheSourcerer: 12:22pm On Apr 01, 2022
Dorwadora:
A person with anger issue shouldn't be a usher. Anyway such can not happen to me, I rarely go to church but when I do I make sure that my manners are not offending.
hi hello , what's your star sign?
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Dorwadora(f): 12:29pm On Apr 01, 2022
TheSourcerer:
hi hello , what's your star sign?
I'm Capricorn.... Did you check out the Treeman channel I once recommended?
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by TheSourcerer: 12:36pm On Apr 01, 2022
Dorwadora:
I'm Capricorn.... Did you check out the Treeman channel I once recommended?
oh it was wmyou who recommended Freeman , yes thank you , how's your day going so far?
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by TheSourcerer: 12:37pm On Apr 01, 2022
Dorwadora:
I'm Capricorn.... Did you check out the Treeman channel I once recommended?
what's your previous moniker though ?
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Dorwadora(f): 12:55pm On Apr 01, 2022
TheSourcerer:
oh it was wmyou who recommended Freeman , yes thank you , how's your day going so far?
Yes it was me.... Day's goin slow and well
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Dorwadora(f): 12:55pm On Apr 01, 2022
TheSourcerer:
what's your previous moniker though ?
Doradorwa

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by TheSourcerer: 1:20pm On Apr 01, 2022
Dorwadora:
Yes it was me.... Day's goin slow and well
text me your whatsapp number I'll try not to mention you so you can edit it immediately
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by TheSourcerer: 1:45pm On Apr 01, 2022
Dorwadora:
Yes it was me.... Day's goin slow and well
slow here too but loving every moment smiley
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by gentlestdude(m): 6:01am On Apr 02, 2022
them never born the usher wey go try that with me, pastors sef I no dey send them talkless of ordinary usher, I swear I go break chair ontop hin head before I hold am for prick until he produce brand new phone

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Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by fashionnisir(f): 3:14pm On Apr 02, 2022
maybe na the usher hold the keys to take go heaven , them go tell me
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Adsexpert: 3:16pm On Apr 02, 2022
The way I go start fight inside church heh . The pastor go fear.. cus me go nearly kill am..

U deh craze u because of white man religion, break my own phone?...

And mean while I will go right to his seat and take his phone and other belongings ...
Re: What Will U Do If A Usher Smash Yr Phone On The Floor by Camelot65: 3:34pm On Apr 02, 2022
He or she will pay for it.

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