When a girl tells you that you’re cheap, that’s the first way to know you’re a MAN!

Don’t get it twisted, the ones they praise as the SPENDERS-in-CHIEF are the ogbontarigi suegbe. Behind the scenes, the girls call them all sorts of demeaning names like MUGU, ATM etc.

Without much ado, let’s review the ways:

1. Imagine a world where it’s illegal to send money to women in order to gain attention, SIMPS will die out of loneliness, probably via suicide.

2. Imagine a world with no handheld mobile devices; you know what that means? You get to work to get to see every girl, and you need to sharpen your social skills to get the girl to follow you home and collect her pant.

SIMPS lack social skills, they’re effeminate in some way!

3. Imagine a world without the pressure to be married, girls will be the one to ask men out and SIMPS will as well lead a single life.

Add urs.

TaminaliaCatapa:
When a girl tells you that you’re cheap, that’s the first way to know you’re a MAN!

Don’t get it twisted, the ones they praise as the SPENDERS-in-CHIEF are the ogbontarigi suegbe. Behind the scenes, the girls call them all sorts of demeaning names like MUGU, ATM etc.

Without much ado, let’s review the ways:

1. Imagine a world where it’s illegal to send money to women in order to gain attention, SIMPS will die out of loneliness, probably via suicide.

2. Imagine a world with no handheld mobile devices; you know what that means? You get to work to get to see every girl, and you need to sharpen your social skills to get the girl to follow you home and collect her pant.

SIMPS lack social skills, they’re effeminate in some way!

3. Imagine a world without the pressure to be married, girls will be the one to ask men out and SIMPS will as well lead a single life.

Add urs.

I think social media is actually helping simps to get girls they can't normally stand in front of her to spin her,that in turn puts the simps to more pressure by giving him the girl of his dreams,when we are growing up and still exploring feminine terrain during the 90s in enugu it is almost difficult to be a simp because there is no phone or social media to help you,to get a girl you must sharpen and hone your interactive skills,they say that a faint heart never wins a fair lady but now what you need is Android phone and data,even a monkey can get a fair lady these days

okoroemeka:
I think social media is actually helping simps to get girls they can't normally stand in front of her to spin her,that in turn puts the simps to more pressure by giving him the girl of his dreams,when we are growing up and still exploring feminine terrain during the 90s in enugu it is almost difficult to be a simp because there is no phone or social media to help you,to get a girl you must sharpen and hone your interactive skills,they say that a faint heart never wins a fair lady but now what you need is Android phone and data,even a monkey can get a fair lady these days

You’re right, gone are those days!

When men were men…