OK mine,
After stumbling on harddons post on 'dating drills, I immediately deployed my arsenal,
It was a total failure

Saw this dark girl(not really beautiful sha) in my hostel and a med student.
Me: hello,
Girl:hey
Me: you look like a girl I met in senegal some time ago (have been to some ecowas countries but not senegal )

She: OK!!

I went on to tell her how I would like us to be friends that she reminds me of my Senegalese girl.
The whole conversation was rubbish.
Las Las we no even con dey talk again.

How Senegal take enter my mouth, still dry baffle me.

Share yours abeg

Its was absolutely so dumb of you to make use of such without any modifications. You think such wack lines would get her attention? Bro go for a dumb girl. It's best toy develop your social communication skill and develop confidence in yourself without depending on any damned pickup lines.

Lol nah only you understand what you're sayin'... And why pick up lines? Y'all like stressing yourself, give her money and control her , that's the world we live in . ..

SILENTandSMART2:
Lol nah only you understand what you're sayin'... And why pick up lines? Y'all like stressing yourself, give her money and control her , that's the world we live in . ..

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you!

Money! money!! money!!! is the only language a woman understands apart from her mother tongue and English language.

Hmm

Told this babe;

"Why's it that anytime I search for what to eat, your pictures always comes up".

She was like; WTF!! "and where do you leave?".

Guess I enjoyed her meals. And still enjoying it. Her oil is damn purified. Greater than that of Grand Cereals.

Miracood2:
Nigerian girls don't need pick-up lines.

Some of them finds it very difficult to decipher the beauty behind the pick-up lines.



The only pick up lines Nigerian girls understand is Money or big preeqqq

you have to be good with words though, or you'd appear boring.

habsydiamond:
Money! money!! money!!! is the only language a woman understands apart from her mother tongue and English language.

money won't guarantee a good relationship.

Nowaredays,after all ur sweet pick up line.d girl wil jst drop ariana single."thank u next". U no gt money u dy use pick up line.lol

This girl was just entering my eyes and as a go getter I made a move. We started talking and one day after the normal overtures, I looked into her eyes:

Me: I am not a lizard but agama eyes on you.

She: you are funny.

Me: Are you an artist?

She: No, and why do you ask?

Me: cus you are drawing my attention.

She: what do you want?

Me: I know your legs are not my children but I would love to raise them.

She: LoL, you are very naughty.

Me: smiles, I am not a carpenter and you are not a nail but I want to knack you.

She: if you are serious better ask me out properly.

And the rest they said is history.

Exkandayee:

I like This lolz,I wish I'm still a teenager hahaha, that knacking na koko

LoL, that was years ago. Then I was in my gap year after secondary School waiting for admission. University don corrupt us, and this adulthood na setup.

Demigod22:


LoL, that was years ago. Then I was in my gap year after secondary School waiting for admission. University don corrupt us, and this adulthood na setup.

no be lie.
You give up a lot as an adult just to 'man up'

Exkandayee:

I like This lolz,I wish I'm still a teenager hahaha, that knacking na koko

the guy try, this is the best of it, it crack me up.

Bloodofthelambo:
OK mine,
After stumbling on harddons post on 'dating drills, I immediately deployed my arsenal,
It was a total failure

Saw this dark girl(not really beautiful sha) in my hostel and a med student.
Me: hello,
Girl:hey
Me: you look like a girl I met in senegal some time ago (have been to some ecowas countries but not senegal )

She: OK!!

I went on to tell her how I would like us to be friends that she reminds me of my Senegalese girl.
The whole conversation was rubbish.
Las Las we no even con dey talk again.

How Senegal take enter my mouth, still dry baffle me.

Share yours abeg

imagine to a Medical Student
Future Medical Doctor and She no even Fine but You fine na ...... She did well for a Classical girl by walking away.

Demigod22:
This girl was just entering my eyes and as a go getter I made a move. We started talking and one day after the normal overtures, I looked into her eyes:

Me: I am not a lizard but agama eyes on you.

She: you are funny.

Me: Are you an artist?

She: No, and why do you ask?

Me: cus you are drawing my attention.

She: what do you want?

Me: I know your legs are not my children but I would love to raise them.

She: LoL, you are very naughty.

Me: smiles, I am not a carpenter and you are not a nail but I want to knack you.

She: if you are serious better ask me out properly.

And the rest they said is history.

This is Damn Funny like Sam Loco!

Bloodofthelambo:
no be lie.
You give up a lot as an adult just to 'man up'

Aswear!
Many don't even know how to metamorphosed into Adulthood by drawing the line that "Playtime is Over"

It will just hit you like hurricane!

Miracood2:


Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you!

Explain yourself more bro....