I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef



Modified
Why have you guys ignore the main topic which is the pick up line, and start attacking me for mentioning tfare. Shouldn't that be like my first impression about him?

fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef

my sister did you pay for his joke, that you want him to pay for your t fare, Hajia barawo!

Because he he wants to be your Buhari which he never be he starts paying bills. Nigerian girls learn how to start a decent relationship

2 mins .... you don already expect am to start paying.....?? Bet why una be like this??

fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef

cheap hoe-losho!!!

so u want make he pay ur tfare just few seconds afta havin conversation with you?

why una life bend like this?

Billing at first sight

Cholls:
my sister did you pay for his joke, that you want him to pay for your t fare, Hajia barawo!

😁😁😁😁

advanceDNA:
2 mins .... you don already expect him to start paying.....?? Why una be like this??

The lame pick up line some guys use they tire me sef wey no be girl, wetin be
"my color"
WTF,so cringe.

they call you guys fish brain and everyday you guys are going hard to justify why y'll are truly fish brains... Not even an effort to change the narrative...

Are u kidney me?


🥴

First class biller

Just listen to an average NAIJA girl with zero account balance and worn out dirty smelly wigs with 500 naira gown and slippers

He should settle for your tfare, hungry broke girls everywhere always ready to take any opportunity to explore men, this is how you lots get blinded by mere material things and ended up badly sometimes

fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef

So if he had settle your t fare

You would have given him a chance

Foolishness

For this hard time make person dey share money up and down say you be who?

Gadafii:
Just listen to an average NAIJA girl with zero account balance and worn out dirty smelly wigs with 500 naira gown and slippers

He should settle for your tfare, hungry broke girls everywhere always ready to take any opportunity to explore men, this is how you lots get blinded by mere material things and ended up badly sometimes

😁😁😁😁
Chaii

Got your mail, wanna reach me?

@op

fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef

He cracked u up .. that's a talent. However he couldn't pay because he didn't have it. But if he was a yahoo boy u won't call him a small boy.. girls sha.

fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef

Nice pick up line tho the guy try but women na only money Una like

Joecross888:


Nice pick up line tho the guy try but women na only money Una like

I didn't bill him o. It's just an observation 🤷😌

Exceed15:


He cracked u up .. that's a talent. However he couldn't pay because he didn't have it. But if he was a yahoo boy u won't call him a small boy.. girls sha.

Nooo na, all is cruise. I don't bill guys. If you give fine, if you don't have I'll reason with you.

fyzaila:


Nooo na, all is cruise. I don't bill guys. If you give fine, if you don't have I'll reason with you.

I was the guy that asked to be your Buhari, I might be broke now but no for too long. Relationship shouldn't be all about money, but Nigerian girls never learn

fyzaila:


Nooo na, all is cruise. I don't bill guys. If you give fine, if you don't have I'll reason with you.

I already like u.. lol

Aisha no dey fall my hand na

SuperOnyi:






I was the guy that asked to be your Buhari, I might be broke now but no for too long. Relationship shouldn't be all about money, but Nigerian girls never learn

True!

dhiqson:
Aisha no dey fall my hand na

How 🤔

fyzaila:


True!

Are you from Arewa?
Can I still be your Buhari?

Anyway...

Your name sounds like something I've heard before, a girl's nickname or something... I think that was back in high school.

Ballzproblemm:
The lame pick up line some guys use they tire me sef wey no be girl, wetin be

"my color"

WTF,so cringe.

Funny enough they work like magic.

fyzaila:
I was in the keke going some where today in the afternoon, the guy beside me asked my name, i said Aisha, only for him to say "can i be your Buhari"? Laff wan kill me. He couldn't even settle my t fare when we reached bus stop. All this small small boys sef



Modified
Why have you guys ignore the main topic which is the pick up line, and start attacking me for mentioning tfare. Shouldn't that be like my first impression about him?

If a guy makes a pass at a girl in a bus, he should be prepared to pay her tfare. If he does not want to, he'll start his toasting after she has paid her fare.

grandstar:


If a guy makes a pass at a girl in a bus, he should be prepared to pay her tfare. If he does not want to, he'll start his toasting after she has paid her fare.

Trash! ...

Fahvvy:


Trash! ...

Yes sir!

grandstar:


If a guy makes a pass at a girl in a bus, he should be prepared to pay her tfare. If he does not want to, he'll start his toasting after she has paid her fare.

Thank you for understanding! 🤝🤝