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I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Stallionhorse: 7:08pm On May 02, 2022
So guys!! I met this girl on Facebook last month, we started dating though we are not in the same town, she is in her finals in school while am working and building my career. We got off very well like a movie script.. We do chat always and do video calls, I do most of the calling and start all the chats.. So I decided to load her phone to see if she will call me even one day.. I've loaded her phone three times with 1k each but this girl never called me, last week I fell sick, on top the sickness I still call her to update her on my health both online and offline calls. So one day I decided not to call just see if she was really caring and concern, my guys she no even send me, i complained to her and she started a quarrel with me which I ended up apologizing.. Since then my eyes open and I started seeing the signs on the walls this girl is jUST pretending cause I promise her 25k this week for her final exams.. She hasn't introduced me to any of her friends, when I talked about me coming to her town to see her and her family she refused and said she will come and see me instead. I realize she talks rudely to me, anD she is less concern of my feelings.. Mhen to cut the long story short since on Friday I've stopped talking to her or calling her.. Giving her the silent treatment to see if she will come to her senses, I want her to be the one doing those things if she is serious but she hasn't done any. Yesterday she send me happy new month message which ended with sweetheart.. I knew it was a copy and paste so I just replied same to you. Since on Friday I've been posting pictures of my balling and spending my money. I'm sure she is so pained she couldn't deceive me to send her the money she asked for. Today she blocked me on WhatsApp. I think the silent treatment really dealt with her.. Lol.. Am so happy cause I legit wanted to send her the money and I legit wanted to build my life around her.. I just dodged the bullet of a witch..

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Sonoyom(m): 7:14pm On May 02, 2022
Mtchewwww

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by rickpat(m): 7:14pm On May 02, 2022
lol...na wa
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Nobody: 7:15pm On May 02, 2022
You Neva see anything,so wetin you want make we do about this na?
Or you think anyone here care,if you like spend your life on her,if you like do anything we no send you.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Taywon: 7:16pm On May 02, 2022
You still got played bro.... Lol.




The redpillers are on the way for you....

N:B- stop living ur life to impress women. Hustle, serve God, drink water and chill well.

Ask Samson

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by cavreek: 7:17pm On May 02, 2022
For her mind now, she go dey say bad market
OP, its as if u are not staying in nigeria pls if u do let me know ur address I want to communicate something with EFCC cool smiley grin because e be like say u no know wetin 25k fit do

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Knows12(m): 7:18pm On May 02, 2022
You Dodge bullet abi she no fire you any bullet.. You are not wise.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Nasri100(m): 7:19pm On May 02, 2022
I understand you have feelings and stuffs and like her.

But bro it’s not in your best interest to do these things. A man that tends to love a woman is setting himself up for manipulations.

Leave those things for women. They do it better. They are emotional creatures.

Even if you want to like a girl, follow the code: “allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner".

All these whatsapp updates and balling is baseless

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by decatalyst(m): 7:21pm On May 02, 2022
At least, write properly...use punctuation marks.


It is very important than the girl!

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by JoeRizzla(m): 7:22pm On May 02, 2022
You Tried Sha But Dnt Fvck Up Again Puff My Rizzla.....

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by maiquel: 7:23pm On May 02, 2022
The girl no send you if not, you and your money for part ways.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Stallionhorse: 7:26pm On May 02, 2022
Nasri100:
I understand you have feelings and stuffs and like her.

But bro it’s not in your best interest to do these things. A man that tends to love a woman is setting himself up for manipulations.

Leave those things for women. They do it better. They are emotional creatures.

Even if you want to like a girl, follow the code: “allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner".

All these whatsapp updates and balling is baseless
true that bro!! I walked out even before she realized it.. Like wtf I just had to get my senses back in a split second.
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Stallionhorse: 7:28pm On May 02, 2022
Knows12:
You Dodge bullet abi she no fire you any bullet.. You are not wise.
lol... E pain you as e pain am too.. Take hat baby girl..
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Stallionhorse: 7:30pm On May 02, 2022
JoeRizzla:
You Tried Sha But Dnt Fvck Up Again Puff My Rizzla.....
omo! The new girl I'm on like this she does the calling I even ignore some of them.. She even paid me a surprise visit at my office today and I was too busy to even attend to her till she left.. I mean sometimes we have what we are looking for but we still stewpidly go out to search for what will kill us

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Stallionhorse: 7:31pm On May 02, 2022
decatalyst:
At least, write properly...use punctuation marks.


It is very important than the girl!
where has English taken you to?? Nowhere I guess!!

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Nonexisting: 7:31pm On May 02, 2022
Still a simp though but you tried. I pray you don't meet a snake that will bring out time to harness your simpism.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Stallionhorse: 7:32pm On May 02, 2022
cavreek:
For her mind now, she go dey say bad market
OP, its as if u are not staying in nigeria pls if u do let me know ur address I want to communicate something with EFCC cool smiley grin because e be like say u no know wetin 25k fit do
that 25k is chilling in my kuda account.. Aircee just dey fresh am up.. Me,t weekend I will dip my hand inside to Cruise Beach small with another kele

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Nobody: 7:33pm On May 02, 2022
Observing...
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Yusufisraelj(m): 7:41pm On May 02, 2022
@Stallionhorse

Let me tell you something, bkos I know this script very well.

Nice and we'll intension guys, seem to fall a victim of this, except you date a lady that is well experienced and who knows what it means to be served a bread fast (heart break). You most likely will end up with leeches: women who want to date you bkos of what they'll get. Just as some useless boys will decieve ladies just to sleep with them and then end all sorts of communication and attention they were showing. You have to be very shrewd when dealing with ladies you just met.

There's a dynamics to how this things works, but typing it here will become an epistle. Keep being real, a good and discerning lady will come your way, no time for leeches, cut every ties with them.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by christianjoy(m): 7:42pm On May 02, 2022
Show me
Stallionhorse:
that 25k is chilling in my kuda account.. Aircee just dey fresh am up.. Me,t weekend I will dip my hand inside to Cruise Beach small with another kele
love na
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Theboy21: 7:43pm On May 02, 2022
All i have to say is.... Nigga upgrade your game
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by purehustle101(m): 7:44pm On May 02, 2022
decatalyst:
At least, write properly...use punctuation marks.


It is very important than the girl!

Mad ooo

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by OscarJaden(m): 7:45pm On May 02, 2022
Who waste his time chatting a Nigeria girl this days


When i have my Michigan clients to chat with

You didn't dodge any bullet man, na the girl no just reason your matter

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by JoeRizzla(m): 7:45pm On May 02, 2022
Stallionhorse:
omo! The new girl I'm on like this she does the calling I even ignore some of them.. She even paid me a surprise visit at my office today and I was too busy to even attend to her till she left.. I mean sometimes we have what we are looking for but we still stewpidly go out to search for what will kill us

Na So Bro..
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by cavreek: 7:46pm On May 02, 2022
Stallionhorse:
that 25k is chilling in my kuda account.. Aircee just dey fresh am up.. Me,t weekend I will dip my hand inside to Cruise Beach small with another kele
bad guy, people way get money don rest oo
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by JoeRizzla(m): 7:47pm On May 02, 2022
OscarJaden:
Who waste his time chatting a Nigeria girl this days


When i have my Michigan clients to chat with

You didn't dodge any bullet man, na the girl no just reason your matter

Baba abeg Share Me Update
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by eskorelvis: 7:48pm On May 02, 2022
Stallionhorse:
So guys!! I met this girl on Facebook last month, we started dating though we are not in the same town, she is in her finals in school while am working and building my career. We got off very well like a movie script.. We do chat always and do video calls, I do most of the calling and start all the chats.. So I decided to load her phone to see if she will call me even one day.. I've loaded her phone three times with 1k each but this girl never called me, last week I fell sick, on top the sickness I still call her to update her on my health both online and offline calls. So one day I decided not to call just see if she was really caring and concern, my guys she no even send me, i complained to her and she started a quarrel with me which I ended up apologizing.. Since then my eyes open and I started seeing the signs on the walls this girl is jUST pretending cause I promise her 25k this week for her final exams.. She hasn't introduced me to any of her friends, when I talked about me coming to her town to see her and her family she refused and said she will come and see me instead. I realize she talks rudely to me, anD she is less concern of my feelings.. Mhen to cut the long story short since on Friday I've stopped talking to her or calling her.. Giving her the silent treatment to see if she will come to her senses, I want her to be the one doing those things if she is serious but she hasn't done any. Yesterday she send me happy new month message which ended with sweetheart.. I knew it was a copy and paste so I just replied same to you. Since on Friday I've been posting pictures of my balling and spending my money. I'm sure she is so pained she couldn't deceive me to send her the money she asked for. Today she blocked me on WhatsApp. I think the silent treatment really dealt with her.. Lol.. Am so happy cause I legit wanted to send her the money and I legit wanted to build my life around her.. I just dodged the bullet of a witch..

Now use dat money do giveaway
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by BigRocky: 7:51pm On May 02, 2022
I'm every relationship, don't put Moni first.

Search for the giddirepillars thread and enlighten yourself more bro.
Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Nobody: 7:53pm On May 02, 2022
You just sounded and acted like a SIMP. Which one is "I legit wanted to build my world/life around her?" Mtcheew.

"Since on Friday I've stopped talking to her or calling her. Giving her the silent treatment to see if she will come to her senses, I want her to be the one doing those things if she is serious but she hasn't done any."

You've already messed up by being too available at the start. It's a sign of desperation. You thought you could buy her with money and gift but stingy people like us get them easily.

One is even in my living room as I type this while begging for d*ck — which I have refused to give her. When they tell you kids not to fall in love, but only like, you think those people hate you.

You've invested most of the emotions and 100% of the money, so you're still the loser here. Build your life around her ke.

It's so sad those of us who don't care always get what we want.

I told her to chill — if Man U wins against Brenford, I may consider, but I know I won't.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by Themainboy22: 7:56pm On May 02, 2022
You did not dodge a bullet but rather, a bullet dodged you. Like someone said, she did not fire any bullet in the first place. I'm legit sure that you never saw the colour of her pant_ies before and if she comes back with apology manipulations, you will accept her with open hands. Work on your emotions OP. Stop tolerating shit from people, especially from women. The moment she starts nagging, discard her ASAP. If she's fortunate to have you back, she will behave herself because she knows she's not indispensable, and will behave. This is pure shit test and you failed it. So if she comes back begging, kindly do yourself a favour by not accepting her. She's coming back to finish you kpatakpata.. She never even applied any of her manipulative skills, you don dey run helter-skelter. Baba leave that girl for the street.

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Re: I Just Dodged A Bullet Thank God. by doubleE70: 7:57pm On May 02, 2022
was expecting to see Jackie chan and jet lee

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