Verbtips:
tell am say you won buy bolobolom you wan use am for pratical

lolz u get mind....oooo

2saviourfriday9:
To ask the shop owner be the problem cos the way he or she will look at u, e go be like say u be terrorist

Lol

Aboks:

Lol

I swear down

2saviourfriday9:
My girlfriend say i should use condom during sex

abeg how una de keep eye buy condom

Oboy, flush your shame and conscience down the toilet.

These days girls dress as they like. short skirt, no pant, no bra, boobs well exposed nobody does nothing to them. They even walk into churches this way... 8 in 10 churches and GO's will do and say nothing.

But, you are on nairaland ... looking for an algorithm to buy condoms.

You well so?

Bounce into a nice pharmacy.. find a female attendant. Say it loud, Aunty give me Durex Extra Safe CONDOM.

I like doing mine in Shoprite .. busy days are best. Buy like 4 packs of condoms, I bottle of wine, 2 farm fresh yogurts and a box of chocolate.

You think they are better than you!

Elporo:


Oboy, flush your shame and conscience down the toilet.

These days girls dress as they like. short skirt, no pant, no bra, boobs well exposed nobody does nothing to them. They even walk into churches this way... 8 in 10 churches and GO's will do and say nothing.

But, you are on nairaland ... looking for an algorithm to buy condoms.

You well so?

Bounce into a nice pharmacy.. find a female attendant. Say it loud, Aunty give me Durex Extra Safe CONDOM.

I like doing mine in Shoprite .. busy days are best. Buy like 4 packs of condoms, I bottle of wine, 2 farm fresh yogurts and a box of chocolate.

You think they are better than you!

Omo your own don blast my brain...ooo

headbasher96:
The same way u go keep eyes take treat STI and STD

Stop it abeg!!! I'm laughing so hard...

remi4ever:


Stop it abeg!!! I'm laughing so hard...

hmmm the nigga na real comedian

Easier when it's just you and the vendor. Wanted to buy a pack a while back, and as a guyman bone order my thing, there were a couple of girls sitting on the side just giggling to themselves soon as I mentioned it. Wetin concern me, I collect my thing comot.

YoungBlackRico:
Easier when it's just you and the vendor. Wanted to buy a pack a while back, and as a guyman bone order my thing, there was a couple of girls sitting on the side just giggling to themselves soon as I mentioned it. Wetin concern me, I collect my thing comot.

You strong pass buhari

She really like you,na she know why,may be she discovered you're cheating on her or she's cheating on you and don't want you to catch gono...for yeast infection, chlymidia, gornorrhea, staphylococcus aureus, streptococcus, check my signature for effective,potent STDs flushers

babaalagbo11:
She really like you,na she know why,may be she discovered you're cheating on her or she's cheating on you and don't want you to catch gono...for yeast infection, chlymidia, gornorrhea, staphylococcus aureus, streptococcus, check my signature for effective,potent STDs flushers

hmmm

hakeemhakeem:
if you cant face the seller order from jumia na

Buhahahahahaha

ChoCho54:
Buhahahahahaha

jumia dem no get that kind thing na

2saviourfriday9:
To ask the shop owner be the problem cos the way he or she will look at u, e go be like say u be terrorist

Nah, on the contrary, they don't give 2 fùcks if you came asking for kiss Daniel.. they answer like you asked for Tom tom

Fuckaniza:


Nah, on the contrary, they don't give 2 fùcks if you came asking for kiss Daniel.. they answer like you asked for Tom tom

Fuckaniza:


Nah, on the contrary, they don't give 2 fùcks if you came asking for kiss Daniel.. they answer like you asked for Tom tom

Op just buy from aboki kiosk

Martdc:
Op just buy from aboki kiosk

Aboki no get sense

2saviourfriday9:
lolz u get mind....oooo

pakage ur self like unknown gunmen(wear your eyeglass,facecap.na those shop wea no dey on generator for night,those shop wey dey use candle or torch

Send small pikin

babaalagbo11:
She really like you,na she know why,may be she discovered you're cheating on her or she's cheating on you and don't want you to catch gono...for yeast infection, chlymidia, gornorrhea, staphylococcus aureus, streptococcus, check my signature for effective,potent STDs flushers

Na correct girl be that.I like sensible girls,who are sexually responsible.