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Humour Thread: Lala Visits Mr Seun by AlligatorPepper: 7:55pm On May 21, 2022
News has reached us about Lala's visit to Seun's home for a supposed business meeting.

Seun had called Lala to confirm/remind him of the meeting earlier. Lala, on his way back from his village alongside his beautiful teenage daughter, decided to drop by Seun's house else he wouldn't make it in time.

“I'm on my way," he told Seun over the phone.
“Ok, great."
Lala continued. “I just left my home town, I'll be coming with my daughter. Hope there's enough room for...”
“...umm. y-yeah, s-sure" Seun stammered. The phone was on speaker and Lala noticed a weird little smile at the corner of his beautiful, curvy 17-year-old daughter's lips while Seun stammered.

This wasn't the first time Lala has taken his daughter to uncle Seun's.

**

Seun and Lala finished late, Lala and his daughter had to spend the night at Seun's. Seun showed them the guest room.

**

About 2.13 am, Lala was awoken to weird sounds coming from Seun's room. He could hear the sound of the noisy bed and bare bodies flapping mercilessly against each other. The moaning got louder and louder. No doubt what was going on.

Lala disgusted, “Common! Seun, for Christ's sake, my daughter is here..." he drew a sharp breathe and paused as he quickly turned around to make sure that his daughter was still asleep behind him. He however, turned to an empty bed space.

*

“SON OF A B!TCH!" Lala exclaimed as he jumped up and headed to Seun's room to literally kill him with his little Swiss knife. He always carried that old knife on him just in case he encountered any poor, unlucky snake—even if as small as an earthworm.

"Damn you, you son on a b!tch." He hurried.

Just before he fully stepped out the guest room, he heard the bathroom door open behind him. He turned around and saw his daughter. What a relief! “Phew!.”
“Dad, where are you going?”
“Nowhere my dear let's get back to sleep".

Lala couldn't find sleep anymore. He faced the torment of having to listen to the sound of heavy breathing, periodic bad language, screams, body against body, bodies on the floor, etc. Lala thought he even heard sounds that could only come from hitting the ceiling. “How on earth?” Lala thought, disgusted as he wondered what cex position in the whole fck!ng universe could ever involve the darn roof!

Lala could tell every new position by the sounds he heard... and Lala's realization of his teenage daughter being fully awake, and beside him—and hearing everything he heard nearly exploded his heart to a gazillion bitter, awkward pieces.

Like that wasn't enough, suddenly, there came a thunderous, really really weird... As in... Like super, super weird sound of joint orgasm by both parties in the happening room.

...and Lala died a little when he felt his beloved daughter stifle a giggle.


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AlligarorPepper. Signing off.

COMING UP:
Exceptionally beautiful girl whom community members swore to have seen transform from a gigantic snake to human vows to kill Lala.

Stay tuned.

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Re: Humour Thread: Lala Visits Mr Seun by FERNANDEZISBACK: 7:57pm On May 21, 2022
Pls post some pictures tho.. Nigeria meal maybe to stir this thread up.. thanks.. grin
Re: Humour Thread: Lala Visits Mr Seun by Tinububalls: 8:00pm On May 21, 2022
"Damn you, you son on a b!tch." He hurried.
Re: Humour Thread: Lala Visits Mr Seun by Truvelisback(m): 9:01pm On May 21, 2022
Tumour Thread.

Re: Humour Thread: Lala Visits Mr Seun by Ahmback(m): 9:24pm On May 21, 2022
op ur story wan diminish my brain cells

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