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Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 7:17am On Jan 01, 2008
like an old elastic pant grin grin grin grin
Re: What A Wife by kronkykay(m): 10:52am On Jan 01, 2008
@mimi

tessy is the only human he has emotional attachment with, the rest are on four legs

nahmean?

@ituen

wen are u gonna pay me, the debt don dey too tey oh.
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 11:26am On Jan 01, 2008
I dey owe you.

I fit give my grand-step-sister hand out for u to marry - Naijagurly
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 3:52pm On Jan 01, 2008
[/quote]Posted by: ituen
Insert Quote
my sister, na oil i dey drill ontop water. thank God militants (saucekid) no dey offshore [quote]

No be conductor u be. Which kind lie all this nlanders dey lie self.
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 6:49pm On Jan 01, 2008
did i tell u i was lying?

I am a conductor and i conduct the flow of oil form offshore to onshore
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 7:04pm On Jan 01, 2008
No u r a conductor that conducts people into buses going from '' ajegunle to oshodi and bla bla bla bla bla''. That's ur job.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 7:05pm On Jan 01, 2008
Groundnut oil abi. No wonder u deh always claim say u deh work 4 oyel company.
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 7:06pm On Jan 01, 2008
Migs, u just hit the nail on the ***butt***.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 7:12pm On Jan 01, 2008
@TT
go check dat ur PES. Thread
Re: What A Wife by kronkykay(m): 7:14pm On Jan 01, 2008
itueeeeenn

why u dey like to blow stuffs like this.

u no go know wen u go talk say na ur papa born ribadu.

i hail oh

@miggs

u don try
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 8:07pm On Jan 01, 2008
reltel no gree u to download YIM?
Re: What A Wife by kronkykay(m): 10:05am On Jan 02, 2008
nooo!

All the ones wey i dey see na trial. you can only send 15 IMs till you restart.
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Jan 02, 2008
conduct blablabla grin grin grin
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 12:11pm On Jan 02, 2008
Bla bla bla madam done come again
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Jan 03, 2008
blah bla bla doesnt really mean sex all the time, it could be used for anything unmentionable even as ecetera grin grin grin

dirty mind! embarassed
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 12:54pm On Jan 03, 2008
Nor mine am.
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 6:21pm On Jan 03, 2008
blah blah blah means "hardworking" to me
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 9:04pm On Jan 03, 2008
"hardworking" in wat aspect?
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 10:02pm On Jan 03, 2008
, . . . raising a family
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 10:04pm On Jan 03, 2008
Very gud.
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 5:23am On Jan 04, 2008
i wonder why ur left and right brain work at the same time.

it can lead to complication.

DOnt want u to end up in the same condition as ben
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Jan 04, 2008
just as u did and survived milove is too strong to fall ill wink
Re: What A Wife by kronkykay(m): 12:27pm On Jan 04, 2008
hmm-hmmm, too strong after falling ill after housefly attack?
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 3:03pm On Jan 04, 2008
just like u did isnt it?
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 6:27pm On Jan 05, 2008
housefly attack! does that mean there are flies in your house?

i've also been ill some couple of days, why is it that no one asked or is asking after The Pope. this isn't a mean thread anyway.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 6:32pm On Jan 05, 2008
Pope has gone bak to Obalende where he means a lot.
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 6:35pm On Jan 05, 2008
migs, u seem not to give me my due respect.
obalende or idumota, i'm in charge. let that sink, friend
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 6:37pm On Jan 05, 2008
Nor ves. Wat of mushin?
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 6:43pm On Jan 05, 2008
you are begining to convince me migs, that you are from that area. i respect you people anyway, afterall it's where great politicians like i'd be will get my ticket.
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 6:51pm On Jan 05, 2008
lol. , .
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 6:55pm On Jan 05, 2008
hey tope, on whose side are you.

take a side cause it's like migs has gone warming up.
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 8:06pm On Jan 05, 2008
brain complications arising grin

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