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Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 11:47am On Sep 07, 2007
yes now Aliko Dangote
as per Igbo man he wants wealth and not Wisdom
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:53am On Sep 07, 2007
Okaay now
lol
Re: What A Wife by Nobody: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2007
lol
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:47pm On Sep 10, 2007
men today i got some serious toasting, i never knew guys still did things like that, this guy came up to me in the bank and he started by baby u re pretty i wish i knew u a million years back please tell me where he was a million years back, then he said he wished he was thre on my naming ceremony that do i know y? he said he would ask to ve the priveledge to give me a second name n that the name would ve been princess(he even defined princess to me and the various types), can u imagine then he said something about my parents that he will like to know such parents that can go through the pain of caring for me to this stage in my life, CAN You JUST IMAGINE? MY OWN PARENTS OOOO  which parent will not take care of their parent i had to ask the guy if (my only qtn for him though) he was priviledged to ever meet his parents and he said yes,
anyways i didnt mean to bore u guys with it just that when this whole thing was going on i was thinking about sharing it with u guys wink
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 8:00pm On Sep 10, 2007
i just remebered this one
some old folks went for a dinner party
and the mc told them when they all get home they should do something memorable
that will rekindle the fire in their romantic lives
then the old couple looked at themselves smiled at eachother and noded   
they got home the hubby said to the wife,  honey do u remember what the mc said
they wife said mmhm  so what is it u want me to do,
the hubby then says i want u to give me a BJ u know u ve not done that in ages,
then the wife says okay darl anything for u,
then she kneels down and gets down to business a couple of minutes later the man had come in her mouth,
she looks up and said to the hubby darling,  the man says hm
and she said KISS ME,  the hubby said HM HELL NO
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 8:17pm On Sep 10, 2007
, and, ?
Re: What A Wife by phenomenon(m): 10:45pm On Sep 10, 2007
Hell No! shocked I totally agree wit him! grin
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 10:50pm On Sep 11, 2007
ehn na so abi, but they both agreed to do something memorable!!!!!!
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 10:51pm On Sep 11, 2007
ehn na so abi, but they both agreed to do something memorable!!!!!!
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:40pm On Oct 05, 2007
i miss this thread cool
Re: What A Wife by jerrymania(m): 11:04am On Oct 06, 2007
You jokes are borin and hard to grasp, Mimiko.
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 11:37am On Oct 06, 2007
jerrymania:

You jokes are borin and hard to grasp, Mimiko.

Guy shut up!!!

Not all jokes are funny but she got some nice jokes way up there. Come to think of it, i aint seen no jokes from you. Do u have a topic at all?
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:12pm On Oct 06, 2007
I guess dis is even his ist post.
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 12:11am On Oct 09, 2007
i got another  hater,
@ ituen
i like your signature
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 12:13am On Oct 09, 2007
That actually was funny.
Re: What A Wife by Nobody: 12:16am On Oct 09, 2007
what i want to know is why the women always end up worst. men!!!
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:37pm On Oct 09, 2007
hmm cant answer that wink
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 8:27pm On Oct 09, 2007
hmmn. Mimiko, na wa o! na u these gentlemen rush defend like this. Shuo! "All animals are equal; but some are more equal than others" cool cool cool
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 11:04pm On Oct 09, 2007
yeah yeah cos am coooollike that cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

na u know sef,
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:08pm On Oct 09, 2007
*stares blank*
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 12:06am On Oct 10, 2007
But guy's that girl must be a real killing machine i am sure those guy's she knocked out woun't have found it easy.
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:19am On Oct 10, 2007
who is she talking about?,
Re: What A Wife by DaJunta(m): 1:11pm On Oct 10, 2007
@ Mimiko,

ur jokes are d bomb! grin

they r sooooo funny
Re: What A Wife by DaJunta(m): 1:16pm On Oct 10, 2007
Subject: SISTERS DON'T SPY ON YOUR GUY





A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and
go to bed, and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
Batman costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain, and, as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought She would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when
She was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks
costume.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on The dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he cuddle and copping a
Little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since
he was her husband.
After some more to drink he finally whispered a
little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
the cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
and went home and put her costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make
up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys,
so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that
Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with
unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale
of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a
Goldilocks outfit"
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:45pm On Oct 10, 2007
NO WAY I WANT TO JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN shocked shocked shocked
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:51pm On Oct 10, 2007
Three Pastors - an Indian, an American and a Nigerian





Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in
a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they
recieved after each sunday service.

I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air",
said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine"

The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The
notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine"

"Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the one's He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!" grin grin grin grin
Re: What A Wife by Bosdem(f): 9:58am On Oct 11, 2007
:-x :-x :-x
Re: What A Wife by phenomenon(m): 1:25am On Oct 12, 2007
Hey Mimiko! Nice to see your posts again. grin
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:16pm On Oct 12, 2007
yeah yeah
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:23pm On Oct 12, 2007
i feel sorry posting bad wives jokes i need to stop maybe after this one grin grin


A HUSBANDS MOMENT OF REALIZATION





A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck." shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:11am On Oct 13, 2007
smiley
Re: What A Wife by Grizzly(m): 4:25am On Oct 13, 2007
really really, hmmmm cool

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