sexkillz:

No i never join! I wan see whether dem go approve your form first! But wait O! Was that why you sent Dani a Fax with a stamp on it?

Natasha,,:

El  are you waiting for special invitation from me before you say hi?  

Sorry babe i didnt notice ur presence, gotta blame it on this fluorescent bulb that matched wiv ya albino complexion, how body?

dani1luv:

natasha, click

you can take it out now before sexkillz clicks it  

sexkillz:

Yeah baby! ANd that's why i sent you for a blood test, and you spent the whole night reading in preparation!

the same way I asked you to use mouth wash and you bought HARPIC

El Guapo:

Sexkillz u wicked Mehn! But the guy suppose bring ladder that wld have been more convenient

No mind Natasha and her Dude! Wia She dey sef?

sexkillz:

Natasha Baby, No one is arguing your height!

okay that was wicked  I'm not complaining either is just that I'm tired of your niddle d*ck and someone would think you have something big because of your height  

El Guapo:

@Dani, no tell me sae u been dey type 4 the past 30mins, na so your network dull reach?

@Tasha, huh? Loser! U neva called me cutey, all u called me was handsome. . . They're different u know!

okay winner   i bet you don't even know the meaning of cute okay if you do reply me within 30 seconds anything more than that means you googled  

sexkillz:

No mind Natasha and her Dude! Wia She dey sef?

am I too short that you can't see me or is it your niddle d*ck that's affecting your sight please go for enlargement before you younger brother takes your place

D-CrUsAdEr:

am I too short that you can't see me or is it your niddle d*ck that's affecting your sight please go for enlargement before you younger brother takes your place

Na so e pain you reach, you change username! ROTFL And with your size baby, believe me, i'll need something smaller than a needle! Make i no kill you!

sexkillz:

Na so e pain you reach, you change username! ROTFL And with your size baby, believe me, i'll need something smaller than a needle! Make i no kill you!

lmao dumb as$ check the date the username was created  gosh you are so good at this

sexkillz:

El!. . . Who da hell did this to you man?

El Guapo:

I go woze your face o, u know sabi say fatness na levels atleast am berra dan u wey dey hustle to see if u fit fat jxt 4 ya right leg

duh only whose you sabi upon all the money dem spend for you to sabi warri slang , abeg you too dull

sexkillz:

Olodo! I didn't say create, i said changed username!!! Jeez! Now i know your height also affects your sight!

agbaya change and create dem no resemble? and gosh you're dumber than I though how can I change my username ? FCOL natasha its still there it cannot be changed

El Guapo:

I go woze your face o, u know sabi say fatness na levels atleast am berra dan u wey dey hustle to see if u fit fat jxt 4 ya right leg

To fat for right leg na small thing na! You know i'm a doctor! remember that day i treated you last?

El Guapo a construction worker goes to Sexkillz the doctor and says,
"Doc, I'm constipated."
Sexkillz checks him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
El leans over the table,
Sexkillz whacks him on the Bottom with a bat
CRACK, CRACK, CRACK,  and then sends him into the bathroom.
El comes out a few minutes later and says,
"Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation?"
Sexkillz says, "Stop wiping your a.s.s with cement bags."

El Guapo:

Tasha no mind that Sexkillz, he's jxt jealous 4 ya height cos of d promise made in the bible which says 'For all ye that are short, get low and lower 4 am wiv thee always' *Dont ask for reference*

phewww mumu it is * for all ye that are fat get wide and wider for i am with thee always* do i have to remind you all the time

D-CrUsAdEr:

agbaya change and create dem no resemble?   and gosh you're dumber than I though how can I change my username ? FCOL natasha its still there it cannot be changed  

Cant Believe you still call me dumb sha. I will tell everyone what happened btw you and your son

Natasha's son was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother, Natasha.

"He thinks a lot," replied his Natasha, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until her little son thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair"?

sexkillz:

Cant Believe you still call me dumb sha. I will tell everyone what happened btw you and your son

Natasha's son was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. 'Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?' he asked his mother, Natasha.

"He thinks a lot," replied his Natasha, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until little her son thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair"?

sexkillz and his son
son: dad how did humans come about?
sexkillz: well you see we were Apes before, we kept evolving and evolving and finally we became humans\
son; mom how did humans come about?
natasha: well we were created by God
son: but dad said we evolved from Apes
natasha: yeah that's right cos dad told you about his side of the family and I told you about mine

El Guapo:

Lol @ Both

Sexkillz your right leg is so fat when u step it on a scale it says I want your weight not your phone number

lolz its funny but truly I don't get

sexkillz:

Damn! Natasha! You Cracked me up biggie! Nice

EL W.T.F  

lmao you guys have made my night oh its already morning  

Natasha,,:

lmao you guys have made my night oh its already morning  

You too dear! It Was really fun!

sexkillz:

You too dear! It Was really fun!

El Guapo:

Lol @ Both

okay dearies me gal wanna crash, I'm feeling sleepy, love you see ya leter :-I had fun