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Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jul 24, 2011
Tanimz u go Church? angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 5:30pm On Jul 24, 2011
^^ Nope, I'm a Muslim. cheesy
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jul 24, 2011
Chineke!! Hausa ko?!

I don see person wey go dey supply me groundnut n onion FOC! cheesy
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 5:59pm On Jul 24, 2011
sledge406:

I never imagined I'd post here but thank goodness tis the insult thread, (right?) hence I'd start off by saying "Jackpot (not)" is definitely a product (pikin) of woman when dem r[i]ap[/i]e give belle she con decide to born becos she dey forbid abortion. Hediot!
can't you decode the meaning of the beep in your brain? Battery Low
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 6:06pm On Jul 24, 2011
Oga Sledge in action. shocked lipsrsealed **no offence**

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 6:33pm On Jul 24, 2011
El Guapo:

Chineke!! Hausa ko?!

I don see person wey go dey supply me groundnut n onion FOC! cheesy

El Guano, must you display your ignorance for the world to see?

Not all Muslims are Hausas and vice versa. undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jul 24, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 12:06am On Jul 25, 2011
jackpot:

Oga Sledge in action. shocked lipsrsealed **no offence**

that is sooooo sick! lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 12:08am On Jul 25, 2011
^^hey big sis, it's called equal measure. The guy wan bomb me. Check. Lol
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 12:21am On Jul 25, 2011
hmmm

then I go advice you to fasten your seat belt then lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 12:29am On Jul 25, 2011
yep. I've got him on my radar. Lol
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 12:34am On Jul 25, 2011
no, you don't understand

I dey try tell you say the guy go eat you alive. . .
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 12:44am On Jul 25, 2011
^Lol! you badt
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by sledge406: 5:58am On Jul 25, 2011
sledge406:

I never imagined I'd post here but thank goodness tis the insult thread, (right?) hence I'd start off by saying "Jackpot (not)" is definitely a product (pikin) of woman when dem r[i]ap[/i]e give belle she con decide to born becos she dey forbid abortion. Hediot!

Jackpot (NOT), for your useless life, you dey catch trips and fun, abi? Pikin wen dem r[i]ap[/i]e their mama born dem dey behave exactly how you dey do so I nor go take am hard on you yet. In all of your originality, na fakeness full am. You wan embarass your family, you go dig out your grandfather randy foto wen im thief goat dey nail am. Now, I dey get double mind. How are we sure your mother isn't the one who asked to be ra[i]pe[/i]d? Randy family!

jackpot:

^^hey big sis, it's called equal measure. The guy wan bomb me. Check. Lol
Believe me wen I say I never start with you and this one far from tip of the iceberg. Stop to dey get e[i]rec[/i]tions as if say you see goat wen u wan goatnap as your grandfather dey do. (No wonder it runs in your family)
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 2:13pm On Jul 25, 2011
Not ds sledge of a Fish brain again! grin tongue
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by sledge406: 2:35pm On Jul 25, 2011
I see you've missed me and finally seen an avenue to express your love wink anyway I'm not gonna come hard @ you but rather in you grin and the world knows exactly who has a fish brain wink tongue kiss
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 3:07pm On Jul 25, 2011
Pls can u go and brush ur teeth b4 u tlk 2 me angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jul 25, 2011
Chizoba see as u carry discharge Sledge lyk an Owerri Orange gurl them wan toast! grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by dammizz(m): 4:26pm On Jul 25, 2011
^^ lol @ owerri orange girl, u go fear nursery rhyme nah
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 25, 2011
They don upgrade Oflately, heard they now parole Streets wiv BB and Iphones?! grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 7:30pm On Jul 25, 2011
How we want insult u now? Itz public dat ur case is peak grin cheesy angry tongue tongue grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jul 25, 2011
chi-baby:
grin cheesy angry tongue tongue grin kiss kiss undecided smiley wink lipsrsealed

Baby Sista see as u dey amalgamate diverse emotions, are u confused?! grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 10:09pm On Jul 25, 2011
El Guapo:

Baby Sista see as u dey amalgamate diverse emotions, are u confused?! grin

U are da one very confused as a matter of fact mixing me up with ur baby sista undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 5:36am On Jul 26, 2011
sledge406:

Jackpot (NOT)
sledge prick, quit spewing nonsense folk insults wey no make sense, na 2011 we dey.

Go switch lanes and sky-dive into something better, maybe a virgin goat pussay grin grin grin *no offence*
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 6:59am On Jul 26, 2011
chi-baby:

U are da one very confused as a matter of fact mixing me up with your baby sista undecided

Na So Elder Sista hungry u reach!! angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by mikuz(m): 9:12am On Jul 26, 2011
^lol
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 11:26am On Jul 26, 2011
^Err. .you smell Laughing Gas? cheesy
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by sledge406: 1:19pm On Jul 26, 2011
jackpot:

sledge prick, quit spewing nonsense folk insults wey no make sense, na 2011 we dey.

Go switch lanes and sky-dive into something better, maybe a virgin goat pussay grin grin grin *no offence*
You never stop amusing your im[i]be[/i]cilic self and showing the rest of the world how f[i]ooli[/i]sh you really are.
Keep waiting for meaniful insults to prove your worthless being.
Talk any rubbish again and I'll have Chi-baby slap your hammer-shaped head. Monkey! angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 5:14pm On Jul 26, 2011
^^or your hammer-shaped Pentium 2 laptop tongue tongue grin grin cheesy

Mtchew tongue
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by mikuz(m): 6:41pm On Jul 26, 2011
^ interpretation please.
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by mykali(m): 2:33pm On Jul 27, 2011
mehn, some insults for this thread dey menacingly evil. . .

Wey dat jackpot wey been dey insult my ear? E be like say him been dey high when him type dat rubbish? Make una tell am say if i catch am i go fry him balls angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by sledge406: 3:55pm On Jul 27, 2011
jackpot:

^^or your hammer-shaped Pentium 2 laptop tongue tongue grin grin cheesy

Mtchew tongue

Boy! You're too weak for me to waste lines on besides nor be from me you go learn how to dey yab.

BTW, anytime you wan hiss again as you do above, try make you nor dey shower people near you with spit. Im[i]beci[/i]le! angry

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