Yep!

Wanted to be an astronaut... Inventor (had many great ideas)... Doctor... Politician... Etc...

Now... I want to be an instagram influencer!

Recently created an account on the platform... I've been off instagram for a couple months and I regret going back... So many many dope girls there... Most are my agemates so naturally I would be envious...

Their hair... Clothes... Flawless skin... They are so stylish and popular and awesome!

They hangout at the coolest expensive joints all other Nigeria with the baddest coolest guys! And the travel to places like Dubai Spain... Every fu**ing where!

I want to be an influencer!!!!

Don't get swayed by fake and social media lifestyle..why not understand what you want for yourself?

Since I'm in Abuja...

I need someone to sponsor me...

Take me out shopping! To the lastest spots where I'll make friends and take amazing pictures! And introduce me to the best of the best!!!!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Don't get swayed by fake and social media lifestyle..why not understand what you want for yourself?

I was searching for Rema's account... Then I stumbled on the account of that chick he took out on a date, Nimie... Gosh! She's so pretty! And cool... No wonder Rema chose her...

Datboredberri:
I was searching for Rema's account... Then I stumbled on the account of that chick he took out on a date, Nimie... Gosh! She's so pretty! And cool... No wonder Rema chose her...

And who say you ain't pretty?
For whatever sake.. Berry you are yourself..stop comparing yourself to others..can you stop feeling bad about certain things for once?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

And who say you ain't pretty?
For whatever sake.. Berry you are yourself..stop comparing yourself to others..can you stop feeling bad about certain things for once?

Mmm... Maybe...

I just think I'll be appreciated more if I had +100k followers...

...

Datboredberri:
Mmm... Maybe...

I just think I'll be appreciated more if I had +100k followers...

And does it add anything to you?
What's it about?the joy of having followers who don't even care about you in reality..just some online fake BS?
Come on Berry you are more than this..this shouldn't be your problem or reason for unnecessary concern..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

And does it add anything to you?
What's it about?the joy of having followers who don't even care about you in reality..just some online fake BS?
Come on Berry you are more than this..this shouldn't be your problem or reason for unnecessary concern..

Thanks...

I'll just spend my entire life stalking Rema...

I would still like to go out on a date...

Emerald04:
...

Ys?

Datboredberri:
Thanks...

I'll just spend my entire life stalking Rema...

I would still like to go out on a date...

I leave you to that then.. your choice.. enjoy..

Start by standing at the road by 12 midnight if you aren't already. You can't just become Instagram influencer premium olosho without climbing the ladder.

Nonexisting:
Start by standing at the road by 12 midnight if you aren't already. You can't just become Instagram influencer premium olosho without climbing the ladder.

Screw you... So all the cool guys on Insta are into yahoo?

Stop slut shamimg

Datboredberri:
Yep!

Wanted to be an astronaut... Inventor (had many great ideas)... Doctor... Politician... Etc...

Now... I want to be an instagram influencer!

Recently created an account on the platform... I've been off instagram for a couple months and I regret going back... So many many dope girls there... Most are my agemates so naturally I would be envious...

Their hair... Clothes... Flawless skin... They are so stylish and popular and awesome!

They hangout at the coolest expensive joints all other Nigeria with the baddest coolest guys! And the travel to places like Dubai Spain... Every fu**ing where!

I want to be an influencer!!!!

you get smartphone with good camera?
You get data?
You get yansh?

If yes then fire on

Datboredberri:
Thanks...

I'll just spend my entire life stalking Rema...

I would still like to go out on a date...

I look like Rema tho!

Datboredberri:
Yep!

Wanted to be an astronaut... Inventor (had many great ideas)... Doctor... Politician... Etc...

Now... I want to be an instagram influencer!

Recently created an account on the platform... I've been off instagram for a couple months and I regret going back... So many many dope girls there... Most are my agemates so naturally I would be envious...

Their hair... Clothes... Flawless skin... They are so stylish and popular and awesome!

They hangout at the coolest expensive joints all other Nigeria with the baddest coolest guys! And the travel to places like Dubai Spain... Every fu**ing where!

I want to be an influencer!!!!

How lame.

I’m highly embarrassed on your behalf.

Datboredberri:
Mmm... Maybe...

I just think I'll be appreciated more if I had +100k followers...

Then drop your Istagram handle let interested nairalanders follow you, I think that would be a good start. Then start posting fine pics and funny videos that will attract more followers...

But on a serious note you need to work on discovering yourself and what you really want to become. What worked for Nimie might not work for you and you end up wasting valuable time and effort.

Shey you grab, teen.

Anyway sha, do you need the service of a graphic designer? Check my profile for contact details

One of the clowns broke-shammimg men can't even afford to take itself out to nice places

Ocholu:


I look like Rema tho!

And you're telling me this now? I could have stopped searching long ago...

RealityKings:
One of the clowns broke-shammimg men can't even afford to take itself out to nice places

Fu** you

RealityKings:
One of the clowns broke-shammimg men can't even afford to take itself out to nice places

Shut up. Help if you ll help.

Datboredberri:
Since I'm in Abuja...

I need someone to sponsor me...

Take me out shopping! To the lastest spots where I'll make friends and take amazing pictures! And introduce me to the best of the best!!!!

What value will you give to your sponsors

Do you have a fat yansh and huge jiggly jugs?

I look more handsome than Rema.you can my dp

Datboredberri:
Yep!

Wanted to be an astronaut... Inventor (had many great ideas)... Doctor... Politician... Etc...

Now... I want to be an instagram influencer!

Recently created an account on the platform... I've been off instagram for a couple months and I regret going back... So many many dope girls there... Most are my agemates so naturally I would be envious...

Their hair... Clothes... Flawless skin... They are so stylish and popular and awesome!

They hangout at the coolest expensive joints all other Nigeria with the baddest coolest guys! And the travel to places like Dubai Spain... Every fu**ing where!

I want to be an influencer!!!!

In other words u wanna be an Olosho.

U get big booobs and nyash

How to be an influencer, you must v a biz. Wetin you dey sell?
Moreso, as a respected woman, I won't advise you do biz that ll put you into hands of hook up men. Get someone probably a man to be managing your page cos you can't cope with sultry msgs in your DM.