iamoyindamola:

They play, yahoo boy way they on drugs drive and kill person
Or yahoo boy way them catch with ritual stuff

person wey drive kill person, how you take know say na yahoo boy?

I don't even want to talk about hoax-ritualism

seankafor:
you don see where Dem do jungle justice for yahoo boy before?

Na roadside theft Dem dey do those ones for

Maybe because people feel that the victim of the yahoo boy is someone far away they cannot relate to, the day yahoo boys start hitting local people that people know thats when you will start seeing those justice

The same way people go yarn yadayada say na repatriation dem dey collect from Oyinbo and every justification but when these same yahoo boys collect repatriation from their friends and family e go pain

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
cc:
A001

omo e be like dis isese matter neva end 4 ilorin, abeg wetin be d scores? i hear some dey use basket collect g0als? hw many dey prison

What's your concern in this matter that involves Yoruba people? It's a case between two Yoruba groups: The first group contains Yorubas fighting for the Yoruba culture and traditions, and the other group contains Yoruba people, who are under Arabs as slaves.

How does this matter concern you?

raumdeuter:


Maybe because people feel that the victim of the yahoo boy is someone far away they cannot relate to, the day yahoo boys start hitting local people that people know thats when you will start seeing those justice

The same way people go yarn yadayada say na repatriation dem dey collect from Oyinbo and every justification but when these same yahoo boys collect repatriation from their friends and family e go pain

there is something our people use to say, a strong man doesn't do strongness to his kinsmen.. or better still

A prophet doesn't prophesize in his hometown..

Any thief that is thiefing his brothers and sisters is a foolish thief..

A thief is meant to go outside or far away from home, thief and come back home.. if he dies while thiefing.. he dies

A001:

What's your concern in this matter that involves Yoruba people? It's a case between two Yoruba groups: The first group contains Yorubas fighting for the Yoruba culture and traditions, and the other group contains Yoruba people, who are under Arabs as slaves.

How does this matter concern you?

I just want 2 knw d new date for isese in ilorin.... I no wan miss d festival.

Why is this matter funny

https://www.nairaland.com/7821307/anti-party-nnpp-bot-suspend-kwankwaso

NNPP suspends Kwankwanso

OkpaNsukkaisBae:




I just want 2 knw d new date for isese in ilorin.... I no wan miss d festival.

You don attend your own local festivals over there finish abi

DeadPresidents:
As someone on Twitter said:

Simple.
Saheed buy Benz after one year of Yahoo so how 9-5 bros wey him salary no enter 200k for like 5 years wan convince boys to go school.

How many Saheed done buy Benz?

A001:

You don attend your own local festivals over there finish abi

....lol, i dey respect my host. I no fit do omabe festival for FCT.

abeg give me date for issese festival in Ilorin? we must promote indigenous culture/religion.

Ibime:


How many Saheed done buy Benz?

Be like you no know wetin Dey on ground

Ibime:
How many Saheed done buy Benz?

1 Saheed go buy Benz among 1000 yahoo boys

Bluelines69:


Be like you no know wetin Dey on ground

He's right. Everytime EFCC raids them, all you see is, 23 suspects arrested, 2 cars recovered.

For every Yahoo guy that has a benz, there are are tens or hundreds of others without it.

Example

https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1695523598407000532

23 suspects, two cars

https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1693935611445399980

23 suspects, one car.

nihilistjnr:


It is therefore an injustice, to demand or expect justice, in a completely lawless,Godless, and unjust society like Nigeria.

Factos. Self injustice.

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This yahoo of a thing is a NORM in Nigeria.
A beautiful girl walked up to me somewhere in Ikoyi after I'd finished a work meeting at one of the pizzerias there and boldly asked me if I was a gee boy.
Apparently, someone on a Mac speaking English on a weekday - just has to be a Yahoo boy. She wanted my number so she can "help me make calls and talk to clients".

Very young girl of 25 max... asking if I be yahoo boy like say na professional courtesy before giving an elevator pitch.

Make I no even talk about how very foolish, legit hustlers are looking. Even if you're banking 1M per month (top 5%, at the very best, for legit hustlers), and you compare with your mate splurging millions on a daily, e go look like you dey play.

Not to mention the really smart scammers (I happen to know a few) who are investing in real estate, fancy restaurants, salons and car stands - wey be say you no fit even talk say dem dey scam, lest you be seen as an envious snake.


The matter long abeg. I stand with Plato.

raumdeuter:


Both the Alfas and Isese worshippers are all Yorubas

The one declared wanted is Salam Ayodeji

https://www.nairaland.com/7820396/salam-ayodeji-wanted-police-threatening

So are the Alfas house niggas then? Cos that makes it even worse

I do vividly recall Yoruba people calling Yoruba Obi supporters omo ale Yoruba. So what do we call these Alfas? Cat got their tongue?

What do we call the people trying to stop Yoruba people from their traditional worship of Yoruba gods? Which offence is more egregious?

Bear in mind I no be traditional worshipper nor do I care for their mode of worship but I thought freedom of worship was a constitutional right in Nigeria? Mind you these are the people that would holla Islamophobia anywhere they're in the minority and not allowed to worship or where their rights are impeded

I saw some dumbass the other day do Salat on the aisle of a plane and while people looked on in disgust he was allowed to finish. Why are they not as tolerant as others?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:




....lol, i dey respect my host. I no fit do omabe festival for FCT.

abeg give me date for issese festival in Ilorin? we must promote indigenous culture/religion.

Isese festivals are celebrated now and then in almost all the major towns in Yorubaland, and Ilorin will soon join them again just like it was in the past.

A40:
So are the Alfas house niggas then? Cos that makes it even worse

I do vividly recall Yoruba people calling Yoruba Obi supporters omo ale Yoruba. So what do we call these Alfas? Cat got their tongue?

What do we call the people trying to stop Yoruba people from their traditional worship of Yoruba gods? Which offence is more egregious?

Bear in mind I no be traditional worshipper nor do I care for their mode of worship but I thought freedom of worship was a constitutional right in Nigeria? Mind you these are the people that would holla Islamophobia anywhere they're in the minority and not allowed to worship or where their rights are impeded

I saw some dumbass the other day do Salat on the aisle of a plane and while people looked on in disgust he was allowed to finish. Why are they not as tolerant as others?

Where in the world or what part of this globe do people not disagree and fight over religion? Are you saying Yorubas are the only group where they have disagreement over mode of worship between the tribe?

In 100% Muslim societies Sunni and Shia will fight, in 100% Christian communities Catholics and Protestants will fight
Even within traditional worshippers Egungun will fight Oro adherent

Never mind where there are mix of religions in the same space

So your point about 2 different groups of Yorubas fighting over religion is what I am trying to understand

Every religion has their own version of intolerance. We are all aware of Xtianity and Islam intolerance whether historically or in current world Blueray shared his experience with traditional worshippers intolerance. Try prove your constitutional freedom of movement in when Oro people dey do their thing

raumdeuter:


1 Saheed go buy Benz among 1000 yahoo boys

The other 999 go sacrifice their girlfriend because them no hammer like Saheed

Bluelines69:


Be like you no know wetin Dey on ground

Success get microphone, but reality dey quiet

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1696560005355384992?s=20

Ibime:


How many Saheed done buy Benz?

It's because u are not resident in Nigeria(most especially Lagos) , that's why u are asking this o. Most of the nightlife and real estate in Lagos Island is proudly sponsored by fraud money. Those boys dey get pass benz o; especially since the advent of bitcoin and other cryptos. Those boys don't go to the bank and cash out western union again, they receive their proceeds in crypto and they seem to have gone wiser than their elder brothers in the past.

That COVID-19 period was a blessing in disguise for them. Some of those boys have 2-3 houses built in their parent's names sef. The Yahoo thing has gotten to an endemic level ; boys coming out of secondary think more of buying cars than gaining admission to the university now. I know small small boys that were still Jss 1 when I was already in 300l in the university, dem don turn pablos now . Some of their parents were just helpless.

I used to think they weren't making money in the whole yahoo thing till hushpuppi was arrested and I was alarmed at how much that guy has stolen from his victims. Someone now told me there are boys who make more money that hush but they are not loud and lavish like him on social media

obviously Atiku dey very serious abt 2027 poll...baba no wan leave anything abt dis CSU certification....

Ibime:


Success get microphone, but reality dey quiet

Can’t argue with this , it’s more like there’s no in between they’re either very rich or not rich at all

BlueRayDick:


It's because u are not resident in Nigeria(most especially Lagos) , that's why u are asking this o. Most of the nightlife and real estate in Lagos Island is proudly sponsored by fraud money. Those boys dey get pass benz o; especially since the advent of bitcoin and other cryptos. Those boys don't go to the bank and cash out western union again, they receive their proceeds in crypto and they seem to have gone wiser than their elder brothers in the past.

That COVID-19 period was a blessing in disguise for them. Some of those boys have 2-3 houses built in their parent's names sef. The Yahoo thing has gotten to an endemic level ; boys coming out of secondary think more of buying cars than gaining admission to the university now. I know small small boys that were still Jss 1 when I was already in 300l in the university, dem don turn pablos now . Some of their parents were just helpless.

I used to think they weren't making money in the whole yahoo thing till hushpuppi was arrested and I was alarmed at how much that guy has stolen from his victims. Someone now told me there are boys who make more money that hush but they are not loud and lavish like him on social media

Bro those guys are rich, they’re also getting married a lot maybe to take the attention off them, they’re the one sustaining luxury brand coys in the country

BlueRayDick:


It's because u are not resident in Nigeria(most especially Lagos) , that's why u are asking this o. Most of the nightlife and real estate in Lagos Island is proudly sponsored by fraud money. Those boys dey get pass benz o; especially since the advent of bitcoin and other cryptos. Those boys don't go to the bank and cash out western union again, they receive their proceeds in crypto and they seem to have gone wiser than their elder brothers in the past.

That COVID-19 period was a blessing in disguise for them. Some of those boys have 2-3 houses built in their parent's names sef. The Yahoo thing has gotten to an endemic level ; boys coming out of secondary think more of buying cars than gaining admission to the university now. I know small small boys that were still Jss 1 when I was already in 300l in the university, dem don turn pablos now . Some of their parents were just helpless.

I used to think they weren't making money in the whole yahoo thing till hushpuppi was arrested and I was alarmed at how much that guy has stolen from his victims. Someone now told me there are boys who make more money that hush but they are not loud and lavish like him on social media

Go Asaba ShopRite at night, boys dey use GLA250 and GLK350 dey para

Evian dey

🤣🤣

https://twitter.com/the_Lawrenz/status/1696462593123082495/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1696462593123082495&currentTweetUser=the_Lawrenz

Ibime:


How many Saheed done buy Benz?

Bro yahoo boys holit o.

The property bubble on the island is almost entirely driven by speculative drug and fraud money.

That's the feedback loop that's leading boys to join HKs, and fuelling the recruitment efforts of the HK owners.

I went to school with this nigga. Infact we were classmates. FBI are still looking for him in Nigeria till date. See how much he moved.

Oboi Saheed dey buy many many benz.

BlueRayDick:


It's because u are not resident in Nigeria(most especially Lagos) , that's why u are asking this o. Most of the nightlife and real estate in Lagos Island is proudly sponsored by fraud money. Those boys dey get pass benz o; especially since the advent of bitcoin and other cryptos. Those boys don't go to the bank and cash out western union again, they receive their proceeds in crypto and they seem to have gone wiser than their elder brothers in the past.

That COVID-19 period was a blessing in disguise for them. Some of those boys have 2-3 houses built in their parent's names sef. The Yahoo thing has gotten to an endemic level ; boys coming out of secondary think more of buying cars than gaining admission to the university now. I know small small boys that were still Jss 1 when I was already in 300l in the university, dem don turn pablos now . Some of their parents were just helpless.

I used to think they weren't making money in the whole yahoo thing till hushpuppi was arrested and I was alarmed at how much that guy has stolen from his victims. Someone now told me there are boys who make more money that hush but they are not loud and lavish like him on social media

That's good, but how many of them hold it compared to the population of yahoo boys

From what I know, most young men in PH are into Yahoo now but the population that blow from it will be 1 in 1,000

Example, I caught my young cousin Simon who relies on me for monthly subsistence doing Yahoo work from his Watsapp profile. This guy is dead broke. These are the other 999 Saheeds/Simons that haven't made it.

Ibime:



That's good, but how many of them hold it compared to the population of yahoo boys

From what I know, most young men in PH are into Yahoo now but the population that blow from it will be 1 in 1,000

Example, I caught my young cousin Simon who relies on me for monthly subsistence doing Yahoo work from his Watsapp profile. This guy is dead broke. These are the other 999 Saheeds/Simons that haven't made it.

🤣🤣🤣
Which kind uncle are you
See the way I burst into laughter seeing your chat with him

Ibime:



That's good, but how many of them hold it compared to the population of yahoo boys

From what I know, most young men in PH are into Yahoo now but the population that blow from it will be 1 in 1,000

Example, I caught my young cousin Simon who relies on me for monthly subsistence doing Yahoo work from his Watsapp profile. This guy is dead broke. These are the other 999 Saheeds/Simons that haven't made it.

This one na serious life threatening advice

Ibime:



That's good, but how many of them hold it compared to the population of yahoo boys

From what I know, most young men in PH are into Yahoo now but the population that blow from it will be 1 in 1,000

Example, I caught my young cousin Simon who relies on me for monthly subsistence doing Yahoo work from his Watsapp profile. This guy is dead broke. These are the other 999 Saheeds/Simons that haven't made it.

You remind me of this chat I had with one.

I later heard from someone else he paid 150k to learn yahoo.