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Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 9:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
I'm dead
My salah ram just escaped from where I tied it. Funny enough I have sharpened everything in my house in preparation for its butchering tomorrow.

I don't think it was stolen cuz I fortified it last night.
I suspect that it overhead me telling my neighbour of my plans for it & bolted.


Anybody that can provide useful information should please DM or report to the nearest police station.

Pic 2 is its last known picture

Mods please push to FP its urgent

Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jul 09, 2022
Even the ram can't stand you... grin

Obnoxious troll...

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 9:21pm On Jul 09, 2022
Datboredberri:
Even the ram can't stand you... grin

Obnoxious troll...

Please don't mock me. It can happen to anyone.
I used out of my fianceé's bride price to buy it

Please share this distress call to all your contacts

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jul 09, 2022
That's why I always advice people to install trackers on their animals

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Cypress042(m): 9:24pm On Jul 09, 2022
What joy do you derieve from all these your fictious threads
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 09, 2022
VeryWickedMan:


Please don't mock me. It can happen to anyone.
I used out of my fianceé's bride price to buy it

Please share this distress call to all your contacts
If you weren't stupid sometimes, I would have since followed you... grin

Small brained fellow...

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 9:30pm On Jul 09, 2022
Cypress042:
What joy do you derieve from all these your fictious threads

This is not a joke

Datboredberri:
If you weren't stupid sometimes, I would have since followed you... grin

Small brain fellow...

Please follow me to go look for my ram. I know how I suffered to carry that ram under rain from Ile Epo on Thursday night.

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jul 09, 2022
VeryWickedMan:


This is not a joke



Please follow me to go look for my ram. I know how I suffered to carry that ram under rain from Ile Epo on Thursday night.
Fu** it...

I laughed... grin

This is one of your funny threads...

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2022
Veryfoolishman.
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Cypress042(m): 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2022
VeryWickedMan:

This is not a joke


You are never a serious person here, so how am i sure you aren't joking
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Afonjamuslim24(f): 10:12pm On Jul 09, 2022
@Datboredberri; It's either you help the OP look for his Ram or just keep quiet. @Verywickedman; Please go make an entry at the Police.

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Orgasmgiver123(m): 10:25pm On Jul 09, 2022
lienus mbaka

Two different ropes
Two different floors

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by PerfectStranger(m): 11:36pm On Jul 09, 2022
Kaiair:
That's why I always advice people to install trackers on their animals

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by arthurwillia(m): 11:38pm On Jul 09, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
I'm dead
My salah ram just escaped from where I tied it. Funny enough I have sharpened everything in my house in preparation for its butchering tomorrow.

I don't think it was stolen cuz I fortified it last night.
I suspect that it overhead me telling my neighbour of my plans for it & bolted.


Anybody that can provide useful information should please DM or report to the nearest police station.

Pic 2 is its last known picture

Mods please push to FP its urgent

Lol fake story
So if we see it in maiduguri, we should tell it to go back to you bAa
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Blake755: 12:18am On Jul 10, 2022
Is it this one cuz I saw it wandering around my backyard grin cheesy

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 12:20am On Jul 10, 2022
Afonjamuslim24:
@Datboredberri; It's either you help the OP look for his Ram or just keep quiet. @Verywickedman; Please go make an entry at the Police.

I'm in a fierce battle right now with my neighbour Chukwudi. I just caught this useless boy with my ram disguised. Tell me which day Ibo boy start to rear nnama.

Find below pics of my beloved ram slaughtered and disguised as an upcoming artiste so that I won't notice

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Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by VeryWickedMan: 12:21am On Jul 10, 2022
Blake755:
Is it this one cuz I saw it wandering around my backyard grin cheesy

Please check my last comment.
I need support to deal with this boy because I'm alone here. Vigilante travelled for Ileya.
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Blake755: 12:23am On Jul 10, 2022
VeryWickedMan:


I'm in a fierce battle right now with my neighbour Chukwudi. I just caught this useless boy with my ram disguised. Tell me which day Ibo boy start to rear nnama.

Find below pics of my beloved ram slaughtered and disguised as an upcoming artiste so that I won't notice
Haha I can't stop laughing oo cheesy grin thanks for making me to laugh
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Eagles1206: 12:38am On Jul 10, 2022
Hold on let me confirm something...
VeryWickedMan:


I'm in a fierce battle right now with my neighbour Chukwudi. I just caught this useless boy with my ram disguised. Tell me which day Ibo boy start to rear nnama.

Find below pics of my beloved ram slaughtered and disguised as an upcoming artiste so that I won't notice
Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Afonjamuslim24(f): 7:19am On Jul 10, 2022
VeryWickedMan:


I'm in a fierce battle right now with my neighbour Chukwudi. I just caught this useless boy with my ram disguised. Tell me which day Ibo boy start to rear nnama.

Find below pics of my beloved ram slaughtered and disguised as an upcoming artiste so that I won't notice

This is a very serious criminal offense please report this matter to Hisbah police immediately. I promise you, his life will never remain the same after they are done with him.

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