- You focus excessively on age seniority.
- You feel someone giving you a heads up (FYI) about something means they are trying to make you look stupid (especially if that person is younger).
- You feel unrelated adults younger than you and who do not know your last name cannot call you by your first name without brother/sister/uncle/aunty or some other fake familial title.
- The thought of your wife having a voice in the house is something you can't deal with. (This singular point contributes to a major percentage of all "Boohoo I brought my wife here and she messed me up" stories)

I could go on, but bottom line, leave your excessive self-importance in Nigeria or please remain there for the sake of you and everyone's mental health.

Nobody cares.

This is a PSA.