I loved...

Dumbest sh** ever...

Nothing
Wahala for who dey love

Smurk my weed

Lol...when I was a simp, she called me around 9:30pm that she's hungry and I should get her food, meanwhile heavy rain was falling, I simpingly X sheepishly entered the rain and bought the food with my hard earn cash only for this girl to reject it without even tasting it, throw it away that she lost appetite...!!

That was when it dawned on me that I have failed my ancestors...!! But now, they are giving me thumps up after dozing some pills...!!

I brought my secondary School English teacher to come and help me beg Juliana James to date me.

I followed one girl a whole day from Bank to department instead of resting.

I started attending choir rehearsal and joined children unit because of her.

I didn't write her name for noisemaking.

Small seduction I fall for her


Throughout my secondary School days, I have been simpingly stupid for love, but since my University days till now love is stupid for me, people always judge me about my belief towards relationship with the opposite sex without knowing the history.