VeryWickedMan:


This is not a joke
I need elders to come in

mdntiri:
Put a thin smaller nose on the monkey and it'd look cute. Our noses easily can enhance or mar our beauty

blaquebelle:

I bet our noses look tiny and ugly to the monkeys

Gandollar:
So you are advising the doubting father to procure a rinoplasty for a baby he's not sure if he's the dad?

VeryWickedMan:
Please help me settle this matter.

I sent my wife to deliver in the US and this is what I got in return.

I don't know if there is a monkey in my wife's family line but this baby doesn't look like me at all. I may have plenty hair in my nostrils but that's it.

I have questioned her but doctors ordered me out of the delivery ward. The useless doctors even told me its possible that one DNA strand is mutated and I am the father. Can you imagine the rubbish.


I'm not ready to raise this bouncing baby chimpanzee and she must tell me who owns it. Look at so much hair on a new baby with hands as legs. See the muscles on a baby, won't this guy beat me up in a few years time?

I need advise

Cazzim:


but it's look like you nah

VeryWickedMan:


Are you okay? DNA test for what?
Does that look like me??