Please help me settle this matter.

I sent my wife to deliver in the US and this is what I got in return.

I don't know if there is a monkey in my wife's family line but this baby doesn't look like me at all. I may have plenty hair in my nostrils but that's it.

I have questioned her but doctors ordered me out of the delivery ward. The useless doctors even told me its possible that one DNA strand is mutated and I am the father. Can you imagine the rubbish.


I'm not ready to raise this bouncing baby chimpanzee and she must tell me who owns it. Look at so much hair on a new baby with hands as legs. See the muscles on a baby, won't this guy beat me up in a few years time?

I need advise

Congratulations

Hahaha

Do you need to go for DNA test?

JOACHINpedro:
Do you need to go for DNA test?

Are you okay? DNA test for what?
Does that look like me??

Potbellyman:
Congratulations

This is not a joke
I need elders to come in

VeryWickedMan:


Are you okay? DNA test for what?
Does that look like me??

Check the mirror bro

Congrats. Is it a boy or a girl?

Many are mad but few are roaming

ExAngel007:
Congrats.
Is it a boy or a girl?

I need help you are asking questions

JOACHINpedro:

Check the mirror bro

I don't blame you

Omo the pikin resemble you ooo

Who else can testify to the character of Op,


Shit this guy cracked me up

VeryWickedMan:
Please help me settle this matter.

I sent my wife to deliver in the US and this is what I got in return.

I don't know if there is a monkey in my wife's family line but this baby doesn't look like me at all. I may have plenty hair in my nostrils but that's it.

I have questioned her but doctors ordered me out of the delivery ward. The useless doctors even told me its possible that one DNA strand is mutated and I am the father. Can you imagine the rubbish.


I'm not ready to raise this bouncing baby chimpanzee and she must tell me who owns it. Look at so much hair on a new baby with hands as legs. See the muscles on a baby, won't this guy beat me up in a few years time?

I need advise

Na u picking. E resemble u.

Na laff I dey laff sotey people com dey ask wetin dey do me

Very cute, this is a spitting image of the father

So uncanny!

Verywickedman ya born wicked. pls name it youngjohn.if e grow,am sure e wil.e go turn producer.congrat man

VeryWickedMan:
Please help me settle this matter.

I sent my wife to deliver in the US and this is what I got in return.

I don't know if there is a monkey in my wife's family line but this baby doesn't look like me at all. I may have plenty hair in my nostrils but that's it.

I have questioned her but doctors ordered me out of the delivery ward. The useless doctors even told me its possible that one DNA strand is mutated and I am the father. Can you imagine the rubbish.


I'm not ready to raise this bouncing baby chimpanzee and she must tell me who owns it. Look at so much hair on a new baby with hands as legs. See the muscles on a baby, won't this guy beat me up in a few years time?

I need advise

All I can say is congratulations

Na man you be.
Thank you for fathering Mighty Joe Young.
You have a strong gene.

Let see your picture to compare and possibly run DNA test.

Before I opened I don dey laugh because I don know say na rubbish go dey there.

Your pikin resemble you Wella. Lol...

Channah1:
Before I opened I don dey laugh because I don know say na rubbish go dey there.

Your pikin resemble you Wella. Lol...

Mercychen na everywhere u dey for dis forum?,,,,,nawa

Put a thin smaller nose on the monkey and it'd look cute. Our noses easily can enhance or mar our beauty

Abeg who get yaba left contact o
This one need to go

The pikin really look like you. Congratulations..

If you have a time and data spare,then its time for you to start earning in dollars..

Its might not be too big,but it can pay some bills.. That's the link below.....

Serves you right Oga. Your wickedness caught up with you. .

However, my advice is to do a DNA before concluding the baby is not yours.

And if you are business oriented, build a zoo and make money, smile to the bank and your wife loves you more.

Baba, when be the naming
See mad resemblance, na this kind resemblance make 2 face say OJEBLEJE


damn... nasty... I’m out of here

mdntiri:
Put a thin smaller nose on the monkey and it'd look cute. Our noses easily can enhance or mar our beauty

So you are advising the doubting father to procure a rinoplasty for a baby he's not sure if he's the dad?

Useless piece of shit

Congratulations, bro!
Infact, no need for DNA...he definitely looks like his dad

Congrats