Lvgirl:





My son I am at ... with you.

Messi1:

Messi1:
I'm very charismatic and My room is a place where guys and ladies do come to pass away time. His girlfriend likes coming to my room too. He was suspecting I'm having affairs with his girl and he told his friends he was looking for opportunity to beat me up. He have always harassed me. I concluded to set a trap for him. I purposely stepped on his farm coz i knew he will react. I had my plans already and it worked out as i planned. Physical strength is not smartness.

Now I'm at home and he's in cell.

iHateFraudsters:
Ok.

After the dust has settled, do something about your dreads.

You guys don't know how your dreads smell so bad.

You're so used to the odour that you don't know it's smelling.

If you can't take care of it, cut it of and have a breath of fresh air.

Messi1:
I know his problem, it was not the farm. He was looking for chance to beat me up, but I outsmarted him.

Starboytwo:
nobody can beat me up sha. unless 3 against 1.

emi lion.

UzumakiItachi:



Was reading this as a guest, had to login and laugh because of this

Funny how this thread has been derailed to a comic tonic

Messi1:
Sometimes I ask God with displeasure why he created me the way I'm.

I look girlish, weak but short-tempered.

This morning I went to buy sugar from the neighbouring shop to make tea for myself and a guy (also a neighbour) at his early 20s was shouting at me that I matched his farm but it was a car not me. I hate being intimidated so I fired back asking if my leg is a car tyre. He pounced on me and beat me to the floor. He pulled my hair and said my dreads smells like shit. He strangled me and I had no space to breathe (I suspect he wanted to asphyxiate me). Two ladies lifted him from me and bashed him.


I instituted the case against him in the Civil Defence Office. He was arrested. He's in their custody now. I prayed N20, 000 to be paid to me and I pleaded he should not be released on bail untill tomorrow.

SenecaTheYonger:


Good thing you got him arrested. Leave him in there for 6 months. Get a good lawyer if you have money. He will know some people also have craze in them. Some useless imbeciIes trying to use you to pour out their frustration, as if it's only them the economy is hitting.

tradepunter:
Omo guy you dy naija you gats dy aggressive and simulate fight sequence for your mind everyday

Na so one guy dy look me for supermarket... I notice am so was giving him angle movement to establish if he was...

I confront the guy and ask am wetin dy sup?? Why you dy look me, he said nothing... Na me warm am in front of other customers and he own staff...

Na apologize he start to apologize

Also one conductor wan hold my money dy do street smart... I nu talk too much, na me grab am for him jugular... My guy start to beg..

Even everybody for bus wan follow beat the conductor self because he get bad mouth

In summary stop smiling like an arse ooo when on the street... Stay focused and also give a firm look upwards .. if person dy look you, look am back like wetin dy sup.

If you nu get guys for area, strike friendship with abokis... The shoe shiner, the store owner, the gateman... Dy drop something every now and then

Also some kind men go dy area.... Dy wet ground for them once once ..

If you must fight always match aggression for aggression to snap your mind from State of flight

Christian36:
Honestly, you did the needful. I don't know why some people just like trouble. Just like one of my neighbors living in upper flat above my flat. The pipe from his kitchen has leakages and yet he continue using it like that known fully well that the liquid waste is messing up the frontage of the down flat . Am thinking about the action I will take that will make him regret meeting someone like me.

Christian36:
Honestly, you did the needful. I don't know why some people just like trouble. Just like one of my neighbors living in upper flat above my flat. The pipe from his kitchen has leakages and yet he continue using it ...

kelspinall:
God created but you still choose to be weak.. muscle up life is a battlefield and you need to be strong to fit in.. person beat you, you still hop into to type.lolz

mad people everywhere....

Sucre6:


This is why I never regretted growing up on the street and a lot of street sense, this is street 101. You must have this to survive in Nigeria, if not, OYO Nah him be ya name, nice one

tradepunter:


baba its very important oo.... naija no be for weak people