so i been going thru the other best things and wort things threads and i checked but didnt see a things u love bout being a man thread, well i think one would be appropriate, i love much more things bout being a man than i hate about it,

1. the sense of power, its so intoxicating especially when women and weaker men are looking up to you for help
2. being the boss of the home/relationship etc
3  the ability to appreciate footbal  
4. how everything a woman does is really for men even though they'll claim otherwise
5. being able to hang out till late in odd places doing absolutely nothin
6. black ops
7. the ability to pee anywhere and anytime i want(very important lol)
8. the ability to walk around bare chested without creating a scene(well not too much of a scene anyway)
9. needing barely five minutes to get dressed to go out
10. lets face it men are the epitome of creation, not necessarily the strongest nor the most beautiful creatures but having control over all the others.

op

11. Ur long pen*s

Men are disgusting.

I pee standing.

1. D ability 2 pee standing.
2. Being on "top".
3. No monthly menstruations and no pregnancy!!

i don't get humped

Mynd_44:

i don't get humped

my Joystick.

MoneyRule:

2. Being on "top".

You mean being on top during sex? Ayo that rule doesn't apply all the time. You gotta carry your lady sometimes m[i]o[/i]ron.

Goldieluks:




Lmao,exactly!

so you like being on top eh?

Advocator:

You mean being on top during sex? Ayo that rule doesn't apply all the time. You gotta carry your lady sometimes m[i]o[/i]ron.

if not 4 your 1 dimensional thinking process, it might have occured 2 u dat; there are many things a man's on 'top' of. Widen your spectrum, there's more to lyf dan sex. slowpoke!

Goldieluks:




Lmao,exactly!

of course!!
There can't b 1 slowpoke now, can there? He has 2 have a partner. Guess he does d thinking.

Advocator:

so you like being on top eh?

aye,sometimes.

Goldieluks:




aye,sometimes.

But do you ride good since you're in a controlling position or do you expect the man to still do the job?

*Yawns*

#shut his mouth#^^

I love the fact that they have strong shoulders that l can cry on, lean on for support and climb on to rise higher than them

SIlknSteel: I love the fact that they have strong shoulders that l can cry on, lean on for support and climb on to rise higher than them

haha nice.

@ topic i like the independence