10 most stupid questions people usually ask in
obvious situations and some equally stupid
answers:-
1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing
here?
Answer:- Well,it's so hot, there were no cool
cabs so I thought i'd watch some
advertisements in the cool comfort of the
theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-
heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia, why don't you try again or should
i try this time.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why?Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish
good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of
adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in
it.
5. At a family get-together.When some distant
aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've
become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and
you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying
good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating,
insensitive lout, it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a
phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would win.
What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with
evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding,
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed
objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me
if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute
woman asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle, it was a chalk and
now it's in flames!!!a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why?Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish
good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of
adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in
it.
5. At a family get-together.When some distant
aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've
become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and
you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying
good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating,
insensitive lout, it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a
phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would win.
What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with
evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding,
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed
objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me
if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute
woman asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle, it was a chalk and
now it's in flames!!!

lol, ok, nice ones