ISellBeer:

My own be say garri go plenty for table by January

jamesversion:


It is a private tutorial. Moreover I'm a zillion kilometres away from you, there's no way I can spoil your relationship.

KennethEnyi:




Guy your life don finish

Samantha123:
I still prefer that we do it here..
And what's so private about giving braai lessons

Samantha123:
They're very good actors.

There was this other one who was always preaching to us about the importance of having principles as a Christian and keeping one's virginity until marriage.

If you see her pray, she'd jump up and down, cry, and even kneel down..

She was always judgemental of those who are not married but sexually active, only for us to find out that she would usually leave during the week to spend some days with her drunkard and party animal boyfriend.... She'd still come back and claim to be a virgin after spending a week with him.

She now a mother of two and still not married.

jamesversion:


I don't want other Nairalanders to learn.

You have told me what could possibly go wrong if we chatted in private.

Godsgift7837:
I’m a Nigeria living in SA.

Aguiyimba:


For naija all religions dey celebrate Xmas

Samantha123:
Will you protect me when your people start bashing me? Because I don't have the energy to be going back and forth with them.

SPAMBOX7
I never hear am before, highest na 3post=119474937:
My life finish how? Girls wey dey fvck 3 girls in a day nko? Lol

Samantha123:
What's wrong with them learning about it

13sense:
Well, I'm sure you'll have a nairaland boyfriend soon.

Samantha123:
I am a Christian, but I sometimes do question the religion because of the things that I've witnessed happening within the church.

I've seen church leaders cohabiting with their boyfriends and girlfriends, when I asked about it, I was told that the pastor doesn't see anything wrong with masturbation, meaning that he also wouldn't see anything wrong with them cohabiting, I've seen pastors using their high positions to scam their congregants, I've seen Christians talking down other Christians when we're supposed to be one, I've seen a pastor using his belt to whip his church leaders just because they didn't do enough evangelism for the week, I've seen Christians worshipping their pastors instead of God.

I've witnessed all these things in real life, with my own eyes.

jamesversion:



Cos I don't want them to. If they want to learn, they should learn from me.

extol1:

You and I know except we want to deceive ourselves that the worst place to train up child is South Africa as a whole

Samantha123:
I don't have any nairaland boyfriend and I'm not looking for one.

Samantha123:
Okay, then you can go and search for the instructions on how to do braai on Google.

13sense:
Ok.

jamesversion:


My love, is that how you are going to treat your boyfriend??


You are supposed to give me preferential treatment.

Samantha123:
You're giving me player vibes.. .. I can sense a player from miles away..

faceLAGOS:


Common l9

Samantha123:
You're giving me player vibes.. .. I can sense a player from miles away..

Samantha123:
Huh??

jamesversion:


I'm not a player. I'm a lover. ...And if you were anywhere in Nigeria, I'd have stolen you from your fiancé. But I'd have to make do with being online bf.

Samantha123:
Stolen me? Am I an object that I was going to be stolen

Samantha123:
So, will you protect me if I answer your questions?

Samantha123:
It doesn't matter..

4ward4:


The poster is most likely the regular type of Christian.... Once you discover Been a Christian is practically been on the top of ,let me use the world Magic. ... You definitely won't be bothered by how others live their lives...
Christianity is backed with unforseen Power, until you experience or have access to it, petty things will be of concern to you.

13sense:
No, I will not. The bashing will convey to you the energy it takes to be a Nigerian.

jamesversion:



Nope you aren't an object. Stolen is the past participle of steal. It means to take without intention of returning back. Would have stolen your heart away.

Lionize:

It does matter.