I was just chilling after placing my billion naira betslip on Betking and washing it down with mortuary standard Trophy lager. Naso I start to hear screams and shouts o. I quickly jumped down from my bunk like a shaolin ninja and locked all my doors and burglary proof incase of incasity.

When I finally gathered liver to peep from my window towards the commotion, this is what I saw below.


Continuation........

This girl was shouting "Egbami oo egbami ooo!!"
At first I thought my landlord was beating his wife again because he has caught her twice in my neighbour Chukwudi's room but when I looked closely I saw a criminal Santa Claus using all his strength to pound an innocent girl in the uncompleted building where I usually go to smoke loud.

As I shouted from my window "Kai!! Kai barawo!!" Both of them suddenly stopped and were looking for the source of the noise.

That was when I flew down from my balcony with a Hattori Hanzo sword like an assassin.

Immediately the evil man saw me he let go of the girl and she took to her heels. He then posed in the Eagle Claw shaolin style and I immediately knew I was dealing with something bigger than me.

So I dashed inside my room and took out my AR-52 high caliber sniper. The same one I used to off Osama bin Laden years ago.

When the heartless Father Christmas saw the red dot on his chest, he turned and ran away like a coward. If not I for use him blood take dye that him agbada nonsense.


I'm just glad that the girl is safe and sound.

Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique please let people know I'm a hero

Fada Christmas no dey fork?

Na skit be dis abi na werin?

Doesn't look like a rape scene. They wanted to have a quickie...

Or it might be a skit...

Braveboi1:
Fada Christmas no dey fork?

Not during work hours.

HeartlessMan:


Not during work hours.

Lol

Nairaland , the home of shi that never happened

Dimples2022:
Nairaland , the home of shi that never happened

Its like your eyes are faulty. Can you not see the pics I uploaded above?? Na film be dat abi

HeartlessMan:


Its like your eyes are faulty. Can you not see the pics I uploaded above?? Na film be dat abi

omo

OP, you be werey

Clown.
Get your T-Mobile esim from me.

HeartlessMan:
This girl was shouting "Egbami oo egbami ooo!!"
At first I thought my landlord was beating his wife again because he has caught her twice in my neighbour Chukwudi's room but when I looked closely I saw a criminal Santa Claus using all his strength to pound an innocent girl in the uncompleted building where I usually go to smoke loud.

As I shouted from my window "Kai!! Kai barawo!!" Both of them suddenly stopped and were looking for the source of the noise.

That was when I flew down from my balcony with a Hattori Hanzo sword like an assassin.

Immediately the evil man saw me he let go of the girl and she took to her heels. He then posed in the Eagle Claw shaolin style and I immediately knew I was dealing with something bigger than me.

So I dashed inside my room and took out my AR-52 high caliber sniper. The same one I used to off Osama bin Laden years ago.

When the heartless Father Christmas saw the red dot on his chest, he turned and ran away like a coward. If not I for use him blood take dye that him agbada nonsense.


I'm just glad that the girl is safe and sound.

Nlfpmod mynd44 seun dominique please let people know I'm a hero

Point of correction Ar 15 aka ArmaLite rifle is an assault rifle, made in USA to compete against Aka-47, it is considered light weight weapon because of the bullet size 5.56X45mm and it's used for soft target like human beings.
When you talk about high calibre bullet
You are referring to 50bmg amor piercing, black tip, red, tips and green tip Used by snipers to inflict damage on armored cars, Aircraft or APC
And also Auto cannon.

Dimples2022:
Nairaland , the home of shi that never happened

It is funny actually but the OP is the Father Christmas. He staged this nonsense just to get attention from Nairaland’s front page.

Dey play

Shei u dey whine me ni

faceLAGOS:
Na skit be dis abi na werin?

Na freaking skit jooor!

HeartlessMan:


Not during work hours.

You tried in the skit but not good enough because that girl's body language does not sound she was being raped aa the above reflected consensual. Too many hyperbolic and paradoxical display in your write up

Bimpe29:

Na freaking skit jooor!

Bimpe, les be friends now.

Haa! I have laughed a lot...so funny

This guy don craze. Walahi See as him dey analyz rubbish..

HeartlessMan:
I was just chilling after placing my billion naira betslip on Betking and washing it down with mortuary standard Trophy lager. Naso I start to hear screams and shouts o. I quickly jumped down from my bunk like a shaolin ninja and locked all my doors and burglary proof incase of incasity.

When I finally gathered liver to peep from my window towards the commotion, this is what I saw below.


Continuation........

Point of correction, there's nothing like shaolin ninja, it's either you're a ninja or you belong to shaolin. Ninjas and Shaolin fighters aren't even friends.

But this your narration, you're really mad

he knows you but you don't know him, you would pay.

Chaiii

Holy chit man I never laughed so hard in a good while. I like the pictures to illustrate the action, even if it turns out the pictures were staged.

You're a frigging comic genius man.