| Confession Of Oga Boy by mdsne(m): 2:04pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Confession of oga boy:
I was an orderly to a Brig Gen.
Now a Major Gen.
My boss a fine gentleman.
One of the youngest Generals the Army had that year.
I had the best time in my career working with this man.
We were basically on "Oboy level" kind of closeness.
From going to club with him every Friday.
To helping him pick his girlfriend from UI every other day.
His fear and respect for his wife is a kind that I am yet to find anywhere.
From his jittery comportment in her before.
To his stammering when she speaks with him on phone.
If you have not heard him speak with her before, you could easily assume he was on call with the Chief of Army Staff.
He adores her.
His wife is what you describe as a person with elegance and class.
The daughter to a former Chief of Defense Staff.
Her likeness for me is in strong competition with that of my boss.
From sending me tips on regular basis.
To soliciting favors on my behalf to my boss.
"Pete" her soft voice called me over the phone on a particular occasion.
"You know your boss is a chronic womanizer" she said calmly.
I didn't know if it was a question or an assertion.
I kept mute.
"Anyway, it's common among you guys in the military"
I didn't know if to deny that and lie at that moment or to keep shut.
"But you know that I expect you to protect my interest, which is your Boss's marriage" she continued.
"If you notice anything you think I should know, I trust that you'll tell me immediately" she concluded.
I exhaled deeply.
"of course, ma" I found myself managing to say.
I was in the middle.
My role aside being an orderly was to make sure I protect Oga's marriage.
I did that perfectly well by sticking strongly to the 'bro code'
***Dont look at me like that.
This is a confession ****
I received a call.
My Oga's girlfriend.
She had been trying to reach Oga.
He's not taking calls.
His family was around.
I told her.
She was not surprise.
She's use to the drills of staying in obscurity when madam is around.
And allowing me make proper arrangements on how they would meet.
I doubled as the middle man between her and my Oga.
And between my Oga and his wife.
It was never an easy job.
I kept praying that madam should not catch me one day.
If my boss could fear her that much.
Who was I?
The day of reckoning came:
Madam had gone for NAOWA (Nigerian Army Officers' Wives Association) meeting.
I drove in Oga's car to Queens Hall in UI and picked the babe.
Dropped her at the Officers' Mess and went to pick my boss.
After I returned with him to the Mess, he asked that I come back in few hours time and return the lady to school.
By the time I returned.
The girl had the car key in her hand.
My Oga was discussing with another officer by the Mess entrance.
With a wave of hand, he asked that I go ahead and drop her off.
We left the Mess, the lady pleaded that I allow her drive me.
"No wahala" I said and stepped down, while she took the wheel.
I had seen her drive before.
So no problem with.
We were exiting the cantonment main gate when I sighted a car that looks like madam's.
I was praying in my mind that it shouldn't be her.
Lo and behold.
Madam was staring at me in front of her husband's car, with one fine girl as the driver.
My heart vibrated.
I thought I was going to have stroke.
Madam looked the other way as she drove past us into the cantonment.
I watched from the side mirror as she reversed and was coming after us.
"Bibian!" I called the girl who was oblivious of this happening.
"you said you could drive, abi?" I asked her, as hot sweat trickled down my forehead.
"Yes na" she answered in surprise.
"Please this is the time to save us with your driving skill"
She was still confused.
"look behind you. You see that white Mercedes-Benz behind us? Na Oga madam dey inside"
"Jesus Christ!" she shouted as she slammed her foot on the pedal.
Voom!
She was firing.
I had to plead with her to calm down.
In my mind, I was like "so you dey fear sef"
The rattled lady maneuvered every car ahead of us.
Few minutes later, madam lost us.
I was so mentally tensed that I didn't notice that my phone which was on vibration mode had been ringing nonstop.
18 missed calls.
Madam kept calling.
She obviously kept it on auto redial.
I was almost crying.
We got to UI through a different route.
I dropped the girl.
Returned to the cantonment.
It was past office hours but I couldn't bring myself to return the car to Oga's house.
I went to the office.
Luckily for me, Oga's office was open.
I entered.
PA said he was with the GOC.
I was about dropping his his car key on his desk.
That was when I noticed his phone was ringing.
His wife was calling.
62 missed calls.
Egba mi oooo!!!
I sha dropped his key and left.
"They would sort themselves out" I said to myself.
I got to my house.
was removing my uniform.
My phone rang.
My boss was calling.
"Peter come to my house now" I heard his voice from the other end, before I could even greet him.
I know that tone.
Yawa don gas!
I got back into my uniform and proceeded for officers' quarters.
In Oga's sitting room.
Oga was standing beside madam who was red.
She looked at me.
I diverted my gaze to Oga.
"Peter, you had the guts to allow your girlfriend drive my car" Oga was saying.
He was visibly shaken.
Madam most have held him by the balls before I came.
I looked up at him in surprise.
The look in his face was like "save me abeg, Peter"
I played along.
"I am sorry sir!" I muttered.
Madam looked at me.
She obviously wasn't expecting Oga to still escape yet this time.
"I had to drop her off since I was going her direction" I said in a pleading tone.
Owning up.
Madam was moving her gaze from me to my boss, back and forth.
She suspected.
But we acted the unwritten script perfectly well.
" Go and report yourself to the guardroom" my Oga said in a dismissive tone.
I saluted and left.
Halfway to the guardroom.
I got a text.
My boss!
"Thank you Peter! You saved my ass again. Go to your house and relax. Don't pick madam's call for today please. She has to believe you are in the guardroom. I am sure she still has doubts us"
I smiled to myself and changed course to my house.
Another message came in.
A credit alert 20k.
I knew the source.
My boss again.
My day was made.
But not my mind.
I had guilt.
I had betrayed her again.
I shrugged it off with the thought that I had saved her marriage once again.
She will be fine. 4 Likes |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by Shadysen: 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
keep going |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by charlesdinho7(m): 2:32pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
nothing is hidden under the sun forever. she will catch him red-handed one day. but you played your role very well |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by charlesdinho7(m): 2:33pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
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| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by slan87(m): 2:47pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Am enjoying your story 1 Like |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by mdsne(m): 3:37pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
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| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by eddiense: 4:44pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Pop corn. Come over |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by SamOchuko: 4:48pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
mdsne:
Confession of oga boy:
I was an orderly to a Brig Gen.
Now a Major Gen.
My boss a fine gentleman.
One of the youngest Generals the Army had that year.
I had the best time in my career working with this man.
We were basically on "Oboy level" kind of closeness.
From going to club with him every Friday.
To helping him pick his girlfriend from UI every other day.
His fear and respect for his wife is a kind that I am yet to find anywhere.
From his jittery comportment in her before.
To his stammering when she speaks with him on phone.
If you have not heard him speak with her before, you could easily assume he was on call with the Chief of Army Staff.
He adores her.
His wife is what you describe as a person with elegance and class.
The daughter to a former Chief of Defense Staff.
Her likeness for me is in strong competition with that of my boss.
From sending me tips on regular basis.
To soliciting favors on my behalf to my boss.
"Pete" her soft voice called me over the phone on a particular occasion.
"You know your boss is a chronic womanizer" she said calmly.
I didn't know if it was a question or an assertion.
I kept mute.
"Anyway, it's common among you guys in the military"
I didn't know if to deny that and lie at that moment or to keep shut.
"But you know that I expect you to protect my interest, which is your Boss's marriage" she continued.
"If you notice anything you think I should know, I trust that you'll tell me immediately" she concluded.
I exhaled deeply.
"of course, ma" I found myself managing to say.
I was in the middle.
My role aside being an orderly was to make sure I protect Oga's marriage.
I did that perfectly well by sticking strongly to the 'bro code'
***Dont look at me like that.
This is a confession ****
I received a call.
My Oga's girlfriend.
She had been trying to reach Oga.
He's not taking calls.
His family was around.
I told her.
She was not surprise.
She's use to the drills of staying in obscurity when madam is around.
And allowing me make proper arrangements on how they would meet.
I doubled as the middle man between her and my Oga.
And between my Oga and his wife.
It was never an easy job.
I kept praying that madam should not catch me one day.
If my boss could fear her that much.
Who was I?
The day of reckoning came:
Madam had gone for NAOWA (Nigerian Army Officers' Wives Association) meeting.
I drove in Oga's car to Queens Hall in UI and picked the babe.
Dropped her at the Officers' Mess and went to pick my boss.
After I returned with him to the Mess, he asked that I come back in few hours time and return the lady to school.
By the time I returned.
The girl had the car key in her hand.
My Oga was discussing with another officer by the Mess entrance.
With a wave of hand, he asked that I go ahead and drop her off.
We left the Mess, the lady pleaded that I allow her drive me.
"No wahala" I said and stepped down, while she took the wheel.
I had seen her drive before.
So no problem with.
We were exiting the cantonment main gate when I sighted a car that looks like madam's.
I was praying in my mind that it shouldn't be her.
Lo and behold.
Madam was staring at me in front of her husband's car, with one fine girl as the driver.
My heart vibrated.
I thought I was going to have stroke.
Madam looked the other way as she drove past us into the cantonment.
I watched from the side mirror as she reversed and was coming after us.
"Bibian!" I called the girl who was oblivious of this happening.
"you said you could drive, abi?" I asked her, as hot sweat trickled down my forehead.
"Yes na" she answered in surprise.
"Please this is the time to save us with your driving skill"
She was still confused.
"look behind you. You see that white Mercedes-Benz behind us? Na Oga madam dey inside"
"Jesus Christ!" she shouted as she slammed her foot on the pedal.
Voom!
She was firing.
I had to plead with her to calm down.
In my mind, I was like "so you dey fear sef"
The rattled lady maneuvered every car ahead of us.
Few minutes later, madam lost us.
I was so mentally tensed that I didn't notice that my phone which was on vibration mode had been ringing nonstop.
18 missed calls.
Madam kept calling.
She obviously kept it on auto redial.
I was almost crying.
We got to UI through a different route.
I dropped the girl.
Returned to the cantonment.
It was past office hours but I couldn't bring myself to return the car to Oga's house.
I went to the office.
Luckily for me, Oga's office was open.
I entered.
PA said he was with the GOC.
I was about dropping his his car key on his desk.
That was when I noticed his phone was ringing.
His wife was calling.
62 missed calls.
Egba mi oooo!!!
I sha dropped his key and left.
"They would sort themselves out" I said to myself.
I got to my house.
was removing my uniform.
My phone rang.
My boss was calling.
"Peter come to my house now" I heard his voice from the other end, before I could even greet him.
I know that tone.
Yawa don gas!
I got back into my uniform and proceeded for officers' quarters.
In Oga's sitting room.
Oga was standing beside madam who was red.
She looked at me.
I diverted my gaze to Oga.
"Peter, you had the guts to allow your girlfriend drive my car" Oga was saying.
He was visibly shaken.
Madam most have held him by the balls before I came.
I looked up at him in surprise.
The look in his face was like "save me abeg, Peter"
I played along.
"I am sorry sir!" I muttered.
Madam looked at me.
She obviously wasn't expecting Oga to still escape yet this time.
"I had to drop her off since I was going her direction" I said in a pleading tone.
Owning up.
Madam was moving her gaze from me to my boss, back and forth.
She suspected.
But we acted the unwritten script perfectly well.
" Go and report yourself to the guardroom" my Oga said in a dismissive tone.
I saluted and left.
Halfway to the guardroom.
I got a text.
My boss!
"Thank you Peter! You saved my ass again. Go to your house and relax. Don't pick madam's call for today please. She has to believe you are in the guardroom. I am sure she still has doubts us"
I smiled to myself and changed course to my house.
Another message came in.
A credit alert 20k.
I knew the source.
My boss again.
My day was made.
But not my mind.
I had guilt.
I had betrayed her again.
I shrugged it off with the thought that I had saved her marriage once again.
She will be fine.
Na man you be, keep the bro code |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by slan87(m): 5:17pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Mention me when you drop other lines |
| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by Godsown0: 6:30pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
mdsne:
Confession of oga boy:
I was an orderly to a Brig Gen.
Now a Major Gen.
My boss a fine gentleman.
One of the youngest Generals the Army had that year.
I had the best time in my career working with this man.
We were basically on "Oboy level" kind of closeness.
From going to club with him every Friday.
To helping him pick his girlfriend from UI every other day.
His fear and respect for his wife is a kind that I am yet to find anywhere.
From his jittery comportment in her before.
To his stammering when she speaks with him on phone.
If you have not heard him speak with her before, you could easily assume he was on call with the Chief of Army Staff.
He adores her.
His wife is what you describe as a person with elegance and class.
The daughter to a former Chief of Defense Staff.
Her likeness for me is in strong competition with that of my boss.
From sending me tips on regular basis.
To soliciting favors on my behalf to my boss.
"Pete" her soft voice called me over the phone on a particular occasion.
"You know your boss is a chronic womanizer" she said calmly.
I didn't know if it was a question or an assertion.
I kept mute.
"Anyway, it's common among you guys in the military"
I didn't know if to deny that and lie at that moment or to keep shut.
"But you know that I expect you to protect my interest, which is your Boss's marriage" she continued.
"If you notice anything you think I should know, I trust that you'll tell me immediately" she concluded.
I exhaled deeply.
"of course, ma" I found myself managing to say.
I was in the middle.
My role aside being an orderly was to make sure I protect Oga's marriage.
I did that perfectly well by sticking strongly to the 'bro code'
***Dont look at me like that.
This is a confession ****
I received a call.
My Oga's girlfriend.
She had been trying to reach Oga.
He's not taking calls.
His family was around.
I told her.
She was not surprise.
She's use to the drills of staying in obscurity when madam is around.
And allowing me make proper arrangements on how they would meet.
I doubled as the middle man between her and my Oga.
And between my Oga and his wife.
It was never an easy job.
I kept praying that madam should not catch me one day.
If my boss could fear her that much.
Who was I?
The day of reckoning came:
Madam had gone for NAOWA (Nigerian Army Officers' Wives Association) meeting.
I drove in Oga's car to Queens Hall in UI and picked the babe.
Dropped her at the Officers' Mess and went to pick my boss.
After I returned with him to the Mess, he asked that I come back in few hours time and return the lady to school.
By the time I returned.
The girl had the car key in her hand.
My Oga was discussing with another officer by the Mess entrance.
With a wave of hand, he asked that I go ahead and drop her off.
We left the Mess, the lady pleaded that I allow her drive me.
"No wahala" I said and stepped down, while she took the wheel.
I had seen her drive before.
So no problem with.
We were exiting the cantonment main gate when I sighted a car that looks like madam's.
I was praying in my mind that it shouldn't be her.
Lo and behold.
Madam was staring at me in front of her husband's car, with one fine girl as the driver.
My heart vibrated.
I thought I was going to have stroke.
Madam looked the other way as she drove past us into the cantonment.
I watched from the side mirror as she reversed and was coming after us.
"Bibian!" I called the girl who was oblivious of this happening.
"you said you could drive, abi?" I asked her, as hot sweat trickled down my forehead.
"Yes na" she answered in surprise.
"Please this is the time to save us with your driving skill"
She was still confused.
"look behind you. You see that white Mercedes-Benz behind us? Na Oga madam dey inside"
"Jesus Christ!" she shouted as she slammed her foot on the pedal.
Voom!
She was firing.
I had to plead with her to calm down.
In my mind, I was like "so you dey fear sef"
The rattled lady maneuvered every car ahead of us.
Few minutes later, madam lost us.
I was so mentally tensed that I didn't notice that my phone which was on vibration mode had been ringing nonstop.
18 missed calls.
Madam kept calling.
She obviously kept it on auto redial.
I was almost crying.
We got to UI through a different route.
I dropped the girl.
Returned to the cantonment.
It was past office hours but I couldn't bring myself to return the car to Oga's house.
I went to the office.
Luckily for me, Oga's office was open.
I entered.
PA said he was with the GOC.
I was about dropping his his car key on his desk.
That was when I noticed his phone was ringing.
His wife was calling.
62 missed calls.
Egba mi oooo!!!
I sha dropped his key and left.
"They would sort themselves out" I said to myself.
I got to my house.
was removing my uniform.
My phone rang.
My boss was calling.
"Peter come to my house now" I heard his voice from the other end, before I could even greet him.
I know that tone.
Yawa don gas!
I got back into my uniform and proceeded for officers' quarters.
In Oga's sitting room.
Oga was standing beside madam who was red.
She looked at me.
I diverted my gaze to Oga.
"Peter, you had the guts to allow your girlfriend drive my car" Oga was saying.
He was visibly shaken.
Madam most have held him by the balls before I came.
I looked up at him in surprise.
The look in his face was like "save me abeg, Peter"
I played along.
"I am sorry sir!" I muttered.
Madam looked at me.
She obviously wasn't expecting Oga to still escape yet this time.
"I had to drop her off since I was going her direction" I said in a pleading tone.
Owning up.
Madam was moving her gaze from me to my boss, back and forth.
She suspected.
But we acted the unwritten script perfectly well.
" Go and report yourself to the guardroom" my Oga said in a dismissive tone.
I saluted and left.
Halfway to the guardroom.
I got a text.
My boss!
"Thank you Peter! You saved my ass again. Go to your house and relax. Don't pick madam's call for today please. She has to believe you are in the guardroom. I am sure she still has doubts us"
I smiled to myself and changed course to my house.
Another message came in.
A credit alert 20k.
I knew the source.
My boss again.
My day was made.
But not my mind.
I had guilt.
I had betrayed her again.
I shrugged it off with the thought that I had saved her marriage once again.
She will be fine.
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| Re: Confession Of Oga Boy by CrownOfClay724: 8:29pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
How do you f**ls lift works from people's pages and not give credit to them?
If they ask you now, you will claim this is your experience. |
