englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

Football

englishmart:
What is siofra? 🙄

Siofra is a known nairaland person known for harassing men online for moiney...she keep askin me for sexxxc but I declined. Bro do u want am for free? I fix u up sir

speaktome:


E be like say God created me and you the same time...

Lolz...

Women

Can delete 2. Women and Music

FOOTBALL jare, I don't even know what people are enjoying from watching football

All I know is that I can't remove women

You're right, but still, you guys can't live without us women... I'm not talking about just sex because there's more to life than sex, but at the same time, you men are sexual beings and you can't live without it.

For example, if you take a look at a house that's being occupied by only a man, and then look at a house that's being occupied by only a woman, or a man and a woman, you'll see a big difference.

You men are like big babies and can't take good care of yourselves.

You're the man that you are today because of a woman, which is your mother, and you'll still be the man that you will be in the future because of a woman, which will be your wife.

Don27tiky:
people like you are the reason men see women as sex object. There are many important roles women play in this world other than sex.

froshdhayveed:
Once Messi retires I will delete football but 4 now I delete women

Homosexual must surely delete women...

Women

That your friend that has stayed celibate for three years, is he still in his youth?When I say youth, I mean the age range of 55 years and below.
If he's still within that range, then your friend is either completely impotent or he has chronic erectile dysfunction that makes him almost useless in bed with women.
It may be extremely difficult for him to tell you this, as the shame that comes with that condition could prevent a guy from opening up to even his closest confidants.

3 years say na wetin? Who cast that kind spell on am?

MITCHELL96:


Apart from helping reproduce, what again?

They'll still end up adding to the headache the kids will give you.

Omo, to be a man isn't easy o. That's why you'll see men cut off anything that has to do with Women totally.

I have a friend that has stayed celibate for 3 good years and still counting as I type.

ubee:
That your friend that has stayed celibate for three years, is he still in his youth?When I say youth, I mean the age range of 55 years and below.
If he's still within that range, then your friend is either completely impotent or he has chronic erectile dysfunction that makes him almost useless in bed with women.
It may be extremely difficult for him to tell you this, as the shame that comes with that condition could prevent a guy from opening up to even his closest confidants.

3 years say na wetin? Who cast that kind spell on am?

He's in his youth, won't tell you his exact age but nigga is in his 20-23.

Nigga is just money minded and kind of anti social guy. Shy type etc.

I can only delete ahnie

angelfallz:
I posted that picture on my whatsapp status yesterday and commented that I would delete women. Some of the women in my contacts were not happy, to put it mildly.

Lol, women are wired same way so something like this will hurt all of them.

MightySparrow:

Without women you don't have posterity.
They are necessary evil.

Just keep one:
The one who fears God or the one God dey fear.

Guyyy! 😂😂

Remove one of these a man's life will neva be the same-e go bi like say dey ban salt

ellizy:

LoL, same here man. Love your breakdown analysis. The triangle underneath the thigh of the F gender is too overrated.. Real niggas don't fall prey

Yeah, sometimes they can be unpredictable 😂

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

Delete football, I know people will say why.... But you will understand when you are old..

Food sustain life.

Women ensure continuation of life.( procreation) Underated by stupid people, but far meaningful..

Music sport. Meaningless. Can do without.

MITCHELL96:



I don't do those stuffs bro.

You see self DISCIPLINE and WILL POWER ehn? not so many people have this.
Maybe that's what you do but not me....

Sharap...wanksta

Football

Bahamas95:
It's very difficult to delete one because I love all.


Though I love music alot but I would delete it, I can't do without sex.....I will use the moaning of my partner and clapping of the bumbum during dogggy to replace music.

Mad someone

My guy thank you for the quick reply. But i wish you could believe me that there is something going on beneath the surface that you may never know unless he reveals it to you.
Say na wetin na! 20-23 years wey be the period that testosterone is running wildly in the body of a young man na him he go stay celibate for three years?

Meanwhile he has had a taste of a vagina before. Which kind of money is he pursuing or which kind of timidity will prevent a guy in his sexual prime from going back in search of the most gratifying feeling a man can experience?

If you push and probe with guile, you will uncover what is really going on with your friend.

P.S: Meanwhile what do you mean by - saying you will not tell his exact age, then going on to say he's 20-23? That's odd. Lol

MITCHELL96:




He's in his youth, won't tell you his exact age but nigga is in his 20-23.

Nigga is just money minded and kind of anti social guy. Shy type etc.

ubee:
My guy thank you for the quick reply. But i wish you could believe me that there is something going on beneath the surface that you may never know unless he reveals it to you.
Say na wetin na! 20-23 years wey be the period that testosterone is running wildly in the body of a young man na him he go stay celibate for three years?

Meanwhile he has had a taste of a vagina before. Which kind of money is he pursuing or which kind of timidity will prevent a guy in his sexual prime from going back in search of the most gratifying feeling a man can experience?

If you push and probe with guile, you will uncover what is really going on with your friend.

P.S: Meanwhile what do you mean by - saying you will not tell his exact age, then going on to say he's 20-23? That's odd. Lol

Lol, Telling you his age range is 20-23 means he could be either 20, 21, 22 or 23, I didn't tell you his exact age 😂

Well, whatever is going on beneath the surface is up to him shaa 😂😂


Omo, man fit lie, man fit tell truth. The thing is that sometimes, we can't really tell if it's the truth or lies the person is telling 😅

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

Women

SmartyPants:


Na - you are definitely effeminate in real life. Coz no regular guy would reply another guy so harshly on top banter.

Gayyy.y?

I honestly don't know which of them to delete.

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

Football

MITCHELL96:



Haha 😄 No issues. Sex sometimes is overrated. Just 5-7 minutes joy plus you will even be tire and weak.

Quality before quantity , you see that 5-7 minutes of sex pass 2 hours of watching football , especially when the babe has the body of a goddess and the skill of a vixen ( Chinwe and Tola comes to mind ) , yeah I'll take a 5 minute romp with her to 2 years of footie. Abi you never dey with babe and after una finish one round you look her body again and your John Thomas stands at attention again.

✌🏾

MITCHELL96:



Lol, Telling you his age range is 20-23 means he could be either 20, 21, 22 or 23, I didn't tell you his exact age 😂

Well, whatever is going on beneath the surface is up to him shaa 😂😂


Omo, man fit lie, man fit tell truth. The thing is that sometimes, we can't really tell if it's the truth or lies the person is telling 😅

Music, women and food

newnigerdelta1:







Homosexual must surely delete women...

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