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All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by satelliteDISH(m): 6:21am On Jan 29
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by gfelo(m): 6:27am On Jan 29
You mean banks work today, oya o, I will go to bank b4 church service o.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by AntiChristian: 6:28am On Jan 29
Jesus didn't create nor attend church!

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by orisa37: 6:34am On Jan 29
NO THANKS!!!

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Victorclean1: 6:37am On Jan 29
A welcome idea, but the North should be careful. All Yoruba APC are supporting Tinubu and also all agbadorians PDP are secretly supporting Tinubu as well.

They are scheming to manipulate the north to grab the power through their votes.

Vote for a northern candidate or vote for LP. Yoruba alone can not stand the north or east. Be wise.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by ANTIlSLAM(m): 7:35am On Jan 29
AntiChristian:
Jesus didn't create nor attend church!


Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.



Luke 4:16

So He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up. And as His custom was, He went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up to read.


If you don't understand the context of these verses, hire primary 1 student to explain it for you and don't forget to tell us the reason for your asalatu Sunday morning service at your various mosques if it was approved by allah and muhammad

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by AntiChristian: 7:44am On Jan 29
ANTIlSLAM:



Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.



Luke 4:16

So He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up. And as His custom was, He went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up to read.


If you don't understand the context of these verses, hire primary 1 student to explain it for you and don't forget to tell us the reason for your asalatu Sunday morning service at your various mosques if it was approved by allah and muhammad

What's the Greek word for church as translated in that verse?

What is the name of the church that Jesus built on Peter's rock?

Wasn't Jesus going there to argue with the pharisees since around twelve?

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by VillagePipu: 9:40am On Jan 29
Victorclean1:
A welcome idea, but the North should be careful. All Yoruba APC are supporting Tinubu and also all agbadorians PDP are secretly supporting Tinubu as well.

They are scheming to manipulate the north to grab the power through their votes.

Vote for a northern candidate or vote for LP. Yoruba alone can not stand the north or east. Be wise.

Foolish Nyamiri pig wants to advise the North. Allah punish your entire family.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by easyfem(m): 9:40am On Jan 29
This is very good idea but pastors will come against it
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by BigDawsNet: 9:41am On Jan 29
Good one

Tho on the average most church apart from Celestial close by 12pm max in Nigeria...

So I think they should close by 11am so member can quickly go to bank...

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by nazicartel(m): 9:41am On Jan 29
Yes
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by sucess001(m): 9:41am On Jan 29
You no talk say make Muslims cancel Friday prayers to go bank o....


Wetin church do una sef?

Children of iniquity

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Lionmachala(m): 9:41am On Jan 29
I see.. APC ECONOMY POLICY IS WORKING

Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Fr33born(m): 9:41am On Jan 29
And this was pushed to front page. This forum is turning to something else.
For your mind now, you made sense? If churches don't dismiss by 9am, you won't go to the bank to change your money? Did anybody force you to go to church at all?
Why not blame pastors and churches too for the unavailability of the new notes in banks.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Skillsnigeria: 9:41am On Jan 29
That's good
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Misterc(m): 9:41am On Jan 29
Even pastors sef no go wan dull am....
They go wan meet up because na old notes for full offering basket also....


Nobody wan loose πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Next Sunday now some wicked people go still use that old note give offering sef....
Make we dey look
🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Franking: 9:41am On Jan 29
You mean the millions of business centres parading as churches these days? The patorpreneurs won't like that. The more services the more money.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by gadgetplanetng: 9:41am On Jan 29
lol, Didn't see an equivalent post on Friday.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by irunoko(m): 9:42am On Jan 29
Channel that same energy to headslammers Afterall they also go to mosque on Sundays too

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Lemmy123(m): 9:42am On Jan 29
But during the week, you didn't say all schools should close for people to go to the bank...

I'm a Muslim by the way

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by willexyaho(m): 9:42am On Jan 29
Hmmm

I am wondering who must have moved this to front page, Seun have to address some sensitive things like this,

This is like a caricature or making jest of religion.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Jennyclay(f): 9:42am On Jan 29
I haven't touched my money since the beginning of this year. And I don't see myself withdrawing my money any time soon.

My money should be resting in the bank until the crowd reduce.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Mrkumareze(m): 9:43am On Jan 29
Pastors no dey joke with their first, sec9bd n third offering. Abi na thise that comes with 3 services, don't let them read this thread grin
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Buddha3(m): 9:43am On Jan 29
What if I take my old notes, put it in an envelope and drop it in the church's offering box?

Pastor go reject am?

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by backnbeta(f): 9:43am On Jan 29
Victorclean1:
A welcome idea, but the North should be careful. All Yoruba APC are supporting Tinubu and also all agbadorians PDP are secretly supporting Tinubu as well.

They are scheming to manipulate the north to grab the power through their votes.

Vote for a northern candidate or vote for LP. Yoruba alone can not stand the north or east. Be wise.
Your hatred for the Yorubas can't be more clearly stated sir...the feeling is mutual

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by iLoveYouToo(m): 9:43am On Jan 29
Yesterday I dash my security man old money e no gree collect grin
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by newnigerdelta1: 9:43am On Jan 29
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.







Church go broke this period
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by udemzyudex(m): 9:43am On Jan 29
When some churches dey start service by 10am grin

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Nairalander248: 9:43am On Jan 29
Lol
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by MARSHALDEMSA202(m): 9:43am On Jan 29
Ok
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by onomeabuja: 9:44am On Jan 29
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.
And 9 am Don pass tey tey πŸ˜›

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