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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by tete7000(m): 10:14am On Jan 29, 2023
AntiChristian:
Jesus didn't create nor attend church!

It's your AntiChristian opinion and you are entitled to revel in your ignorance.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by truthfinder319: 10:14am On Jan 29, 2023
Is this really necessary? Why can't you just extend by 6 months? Or you have another intention about the election as intellectually pointed out by Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu?
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by NeckingNgulping(m): 10:15am On Jan 29, 2023
Does the church have to close first before you attend to some pressing issue that is of huge concern to you?

One can simply leave the church before the closing hour and go to bank.. That's not a big deal. Moreover, not everyone in the church has the intention of going to bank..

If you choose to let religious activities prevent you from carrying out your financial activities, then the joke is on you, not the religious leaders.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by YourNextLevel(m): 10:16am On Jan 29, 2023
Says the devil
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by GlobTrotter: 10:16am On Jan 29, 2023
ANTIlSLAM:



Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.



Luke 4:16

So He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up. And as His custom was, He went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up to read.


If you don't understand the context of these verses, hire primary 1 student to explain it for you and don't forget to tell us the reason for your asalatu Sunday morning service at your various mosques if it was approved by allah and muhammad
God bless you
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by OyinO: 10:16am On Jan 29, 2023
Who gives a damn about that?! We saw them close down for weeks and months during Covid-19 for fear of death. So closing now is not a new thing.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by anonymuz(m): 10:16am On Jan 29, 2023
AntiChristian:
Jesus didn't create nor attend church!
na so... attending church started A.C.E During Paul's ministry.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by brutal1(m): 10:17am On Jan 29, 2023
Lol..the bank and the church have the same target..the money...make.dem pay the money make church carry am go bank
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Sleekfingers: 10:17am On Jan 29, 2023
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.



9am wey church just dey start abi?
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by GLouis: 10:18am On Jan 29, 2023
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.


You are stup!d for saying this . Who are you to dictate to the church. You are seriously m@d
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by gloryman91: 10:18am On Jan 29, 2023
Which church did Jesus attended during his life ?
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:18am On Jan 29, 2023
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.
HHHHHHHMMMMM TITLE OR TILT WHATEVER THE NAME MUST BE PAID

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by sukkot: 10:19am On Jan 29, 2023
Victorclean1:
A welcome idea, but the North should be careful. All Yoruba APC are supporting Tinubu and also all agbadorians PDP are secretly supporting Tinubu as well.

They are scheming to manipulate the north to grab the power through their votes.

Vote for a northern candidate or vote for LP. Yoruba alone can not stand the north or east. Be wise.
bro, north will rather align with west than east and they know they have just done 8 years in power so they are all happy to give it to west. both north and west are in alliance to give it to west. so rest. dey play
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Franking: 10:19am On Jan 29, 2023
Reportbutton:

The day you need miracle, you'll cease to call church business centers..
A man once said oju ti owo (Money has Ben put to shame) when all hospital couldn't heal his wife, no medicine was working only prayers could work.
You don't attract what you don't value, believe in the supernatural

Really? And people are still suffering and dying with all these quacks.

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by MichaelSokoto(m): 10:19am On Jan 29, 2023
ANTIlSLAM:



Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.



Luke 4:16

So He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up. And as His custom was, He went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up to read.


If you don't understand the context of these verses, hire primary 1 student to explain it for you and don't forget to tell us the reason for your asalatu Sunday morning service at your various mosques if it was approved by allah and muhammad
Primary 1 student to explain it 2 him?

Comrade, wakanda early morning vawulence is dis?
grin

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:20am On Jan 29, 2023
tete7000:


It's your AntiChristian opinion and you are entitled to revel in your ignorance.
THE BRITISH COLONISED YOUR EXISTENCE --- BASED ON YOUR FOOLISH COMMENT

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:23am On Jan 29, 2023
THE BRITISH COLONY AND THE WEST HOLD THE BLACK AFRICAN MENTALITY DOWN BY INTRODUCE THE RELIGION WITH NO VALUE ADDED
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Angelfrost(m): 10:25am On Jan 29, 2023
Nigerian pentecostal churches close by 9am?!?

That will be a sight to behold! grin

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:26am On Jan 29, 2023
YourNextLevel:
Says the devil
BUT THE BRITISH COLONY DID NOT HELP YOUR MENTALITY BY INTRODUCE THE RELIGION OF NO VALUE TO OCCUPIED YOUR PRESENT DAY AND YOUR EXISTENCE I come in peace
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Stevengold(m): 10:26am On Jan 29, 2023
AntiChristian:
Jesus didn't create nor attend church!

He's the church himself.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by tete7000(m): 10:27am On Jan 29, 2023
Chetas81:
THE BRITISH COLONISED YOUR EXISTENCE --- BASED ON YOUR FOOLISH COMMENT

And the Chinese colonised your own brain based on your infantile, childish, immature and senseless comments. They exchanged all the substances in your skull with sawdust so that you become incapable of sensible and logical reasoning.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Unrated900(m): 10:28am On Jan 29, 2023
ANTIlSLAM:



Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.



Luke 4:16

So He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up. And as His custom was, He went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up to read.


If you don't understand the context of these verses, hire primary 1 student to explain it for you and don't forget to tell us the reason for your asalatu Sunday morning service at your various mosques if it was approved by allah and muhammad



Stop arguing with this religion of pieces people
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:28am On Jan 29, 2023
ANTIlSLAM:



Matthew 16:18

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.



Luke 4:16

So He came to Nazareth, where He had been brought up. And as His custom was, He went into the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and stood up to read.


If you don't understand the context of these verses, hire primary 1 student to explain it for you and don't forget to tell us the reason for your asalatu Sunday morning service at your various mosques if it was approved by allah and muhammad
YOUR MENTALITY AND YOUR EXISTENCE SLAVE IS BEING COLONISED I come in peace
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Staywithbina: 10:28am On Jan 29, 2023
Church has told their members not to give tithe with old money hahahah

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Britishpea: 10:29am On Jan 29, 2023
Victorclean1:
A welcome idea, but the North should be careful. All Yoruba APC are supporting Tinubu and also all agbadorians PDP are secretly supporting Tinubu as well.

They are scheming to manipulate the north to grab the power through their votes.

Vote for a northern candidate or vote for LP. Yoruba alone can not stand the north or east. Be wise.

Tunde You have psychopathic disorder na to enter market naked remain.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by sukkot: 10:30am On Jan 29, 2023
Solofresh2:
The truth still remains that,that old naira note will be accepted even after 31 of January
Na naija we dey
dey play. they rejected the old notes at chicken republic three days ago when i went there

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Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:31am On Jan 29, 2023
tete7000:


And the Chinese colonised your own brain based on your infantile, childish, immature and senseless comments. They exchanged all the substances in your skull with sawdust so that you become incapable of sensible and logical reasoning.
REMAIN WITH YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS IT'S QUITE UNFORTUNATE FOR THE BLACK RACE LIKE YOU WHO LIVE ON SCRIPTURES AND NOT HAVE AN ABILITY TO MANAGE IT
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:33am On Jan 29, 2023
easyfem:
This is very good idea but pastors will come against it
of course they must ride Ferrari over people FOOLISHNESS
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by tete7000(m): 10:35am On Jan 29, 2023
Chetas81:
REMAIN WITH YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS IT'S QUITE UNFORTUNATE FOR THE BLACK RACE LIKE YOU WHO LIVE ON SCRIPTURES AND NOT HAVE AN ABILITY TO MANAGE IT

Shutup and stop talking. Leave talking for those with brains. Your all capital letters typing says a lot about your level of education.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by lotkyes200: 10:39am On Jan 29, 2023
You are very carnal may God forgive you.
They did not leave work, or go on saturday but you want to close church a time foe God abi see your life. One day try go to a muslim with 10m just when he was to lock shop for friday prayer and see if he care to look at your money. This tell you how much regard you have for the things of God.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by FrenchyL(m): 10:40am On Jan 29, 2023
[quote author=satelliteDISH post=120463463]Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.[/quote

Thanks but no thanks.
Re: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by Chetas81(m): 10:41am On Jan 29, 2023
tete7000:


Shutup and stop talking. Leave talking for those with brains. Your all capital letters typing says a lot about your level of education.
YOU'RE JUST SLAVE TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FROM THE BRITISH COLONY---- ALL OF YOU ARE JOBLESS PREFER TO BE HUSTLER ------ YOU SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE COMMON SENSE ---- I FREE TO TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTER FOR THE BLIND MAN LIKE YOU TO SEEEEEEEE CLEAR

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