ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

Thundafireseun:
Tell them you tested positive to HIV

And thank me lerra

Joey4321:


Funny thing is. I'm in your shoes rn.

Abeg I also need

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

advanceDNA:


Genotype

ResidentMUMU:

Thought of that too but she might be AA.

advanceDNA:


U never ask am naa

SPRINCE001:
Ogbeni just change your wahtsapp DP into a female pics, maybe your sis or female cousin pics.

Watch how they will start keeping malice with you by theirself with the hope you will ask what's wrong but at last you won't

Or just come out plain to them, that you're damm broke at the moment cuz of the investment you put your money into and you won't be able to cater for any expenses for now, not even airtime or date c

Chocoloco:
Tell her to help you with a loan

ResidentMUMU:

That one go dey make matter worse abeg.
Even if na 10m you ask for loan, if woman wan chain you she go find am. And she go dey use am nail you anytime you want run. I no fit do that one abeg.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

faceLAGOS:
Just go flat on them.

Those ho£s have lotta options, though.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.

jeromestarks:
1. HIV( always works)

2. "I impregnated another girl but I don't like her and her family said I must marry her and the girl is planning to attack any girl she sees with me. Babe, I choose you" (na you go dey beg her to stay but after 3 days, you no go hear from her constantly again)

3. Genotype.

4. Infertility ( Doctor said any pregnancy a woman eventually carry for you will either terminate or the mother will have difficulty delivering the baby - you have to be smart on this one though).

5. Spiritual wife which has promised to kill your current girlfriend if you don't break up with her ( church girl go suggest pastor - no go. Tell her the spirit wife say if you go, she go finish you and you dey fear
Area girl no go send. Wakeup one night and dramatize. Area girl go run).

6. Because excessively jealous. It will take time but she go soon leave you.
Pick up fight over any male friend she talks to, even if it's her brother.
Chase every Friend out of her life. Omo, girl go suggest break up sharp sharp.

7. Withdraw attention from her.
If she asks what happened. Tell her your depressed and thinking of committing suicide.
Begin to tell her that one day you might just wake up and jump into lagoon.
You don't want to hurt her so you want a breakup because right now, you're lost.
This might take few weeks but after she tried getting your attention and failed, she will definitely move on peacefully.

8. Suddenly go broke (girl wey love you no go leave because of this shaa but you go take am to the extreme. Las las, she go leave)

9. If you discover that she truly wants to stay and be your wife, wake up one morning and drive your discussion toward family. Then tell her that you don't like babies. Make it very serious that if your wife gets pregnant at any point in your marriage, you must make sure she aborts it and if she refuses, you will divorce her or maltreat her until she does (Omo, na that day the babe go leave you with your wahala)

10. This number 10 is my favorite. I have use it many times and it has never failed me. I love using number 10 whenever I am tired of fvcking a particular girl or whatever I discover that she's not a virgin.
Here is it. Number 10 is to combined number 1 to 9 on a single lady. If she no leave you, run and jump inside river because na agent of darkness she be.

jeromestarks:
1. HIV( always works)

2. "I impregnated another girl but I don't like her and her family said I must marry her and the girl is planning to attack any girl she sees with me. Babe, I choose you" (na you go dey beg her to stay but after 3 days, you no go hear from her constantly again)

3. Genotype.

4. Infertility ( Doctor said any pregnancy a woman eventually carry for you will either terminate or the mother will have difficulty delivering the baby - you have to be smart on this one though).

5. Spiritual wife which has promised to kill your current girlfriend if you don't break up with her ( church girl go suggest pastor - no go. Tell her the spirit wife say if you go, she go finish you and you dey fear
Area girl no go send. Wakeup one night and dramatize. Area girl go run).

6. Because excessively jealous. It will take time but she go soon leave you.
Pick up fight over any male friend she talks to, even if it's her brother.
Chase every Friend out of her life. Omo, girl go suggest break up sharp sharp.

7. Withdraw attention from her.
If she asks what happened. Tell her your depressed and thinking of committing suicide.
Begin to tell her that one day you might just wake up and jump into lagoon.
You don't want to hurt her so you want a breakup because right now, you're lost.
This might take few weeks but after she tried getting your attention and failed, she will definitely move on peacefully.

8. Suddenly go broke (girl wey love you no go leave because of this shaa but you go take am to the extreme. Las las, she go leave)

9. If you discover that she truly wants to stay and be your wife, wake up one morning and drive your discussion toward family. Then tell her that you don't like babies. Make it very serious that if your wife gets pregnant at any point in your marriage, you must make sure she aborts it and if she refuses, you will divorce her or maltreat her until she does (Omo, na that day the babe go leave you with your wahala)

10. This number 10 is my favorite. I have use it many times and it has never failed me. I love using number 10 whenever I am tired of fvcking a particular girl or whatever I discover that she's not a virgin.
Here is it. Number 10 is to combined number 1 to 9 on a single lady. If she no leave you, run and jump inside river because na agent of darkness she be.

TheboyGhost:
Look at y'all...


F*cling and dumping women serially then come here to cry for virgins this and virgin that ....


Una go learn lesson.

ResidentMUMU:
It's getting more obvious everyday that I have a lot of hearts to break this year.
Satan knows I hate parting ways with girls in a violent manner so I need peaceful excuses or scope to break up with as many as possible.

Please share ideas. Thanks.