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How To Love Your Wife by mocochannel: 5:53pm On Mar 27, 2023
HOW TO LOVE YOUR WIFE


1. Play with her breasts, don't play with her heart

2. Open up her heart, don't open her old wounds

3. Keep her secrets, don't keep secrets from her

4. Beat up her problems, don't beat her up

5. Help her to make good judgements, don't judge her

6. Spread her legs alone, don't spread sexual diseases to her

7. Fool around with her, don't make a fool out of her

8. Laugh with her, don't laugh at her

9. Suck her nipples, don't suck life and joy out of her

10. Make her scream in bed when making love, don't make her scream out of frustration and depression

11. Silence her storms and battles, don't silence her voice and opinions

12. Make her moan in pleasure, don't make her mourn the death of your love

13. Relieve her stress, don't give her stress

14. Spank her butt cheek, don't slap her face cheek

15. Surprise her with gifts, don't surprise her with lies

16. Make her wet between her legs, don't make her eyes wet with tears

17. Be by her side, don't sideline her

18. Make love to her doggie style, don't be a dog that cheats on her

19. Make other women jealous of her by how you love her, don't make her jealous

20. Keep a record of all the good she deliberately does daily, not the wrong she unintentionally does occasionally

21. Don't insult her stretchmarks, stretch her vision so that she leaves a positive mark on Earth

Dear married women, that gentleman you think is better than your husband it's because he's not living with you.

And to you married Men, that lady you think is better than your wife its because she's not living with you!

Marriage is a very complex institution. Even when God blesses you with a loving partner, you will still have some bad days in your relationship.

How the two of you choose to resolve your misunderstandings is what makes you different from other couples!

I can assure you that even the most admired couples have fights once in a while!
Marriage calls for maturity, communication, understanding, sacrifice and dedication

Re: How To Love Your Wife by mocochannel: 7:27am On Mar 28, 2023
mocochannel:
HOW TO LOVE YOUR WIFE


1. Play with her breasts, don't play with her heart

2. Open up her heart, don't open her old wounds

3. Keep her secrets, don't keep secrets from her

4. Beat up her problems, don't beat her up

5. Help her to make good judgements, don't judge her

6. Spread her legs alone, don't spread sexual diseases to her

7. Fool around with her, don't make a fool out of her

8. Laugh with her, don't laugh at her

9. Suck her nipples, don't suck life and joy out of her

10. Make her scream in bed when making love, don't make her scream out of frustration and depression

11. Silence her storms and battles, don't silence her voice and opinions

12. Make her moan in pleasure, don't make her mourn the death of your love

13. Relieve her stress, don't give her stress

14. Spank her butt cheek, don't slap her face cheek

15. Surprise her with gifts, don't surprise her with lies

16. Make her wet between her legs, don't make her eyes wet with tears

17. Be by her side, don't sideline her

18. Make love to her doggie style, don't be a dog that cheats on her

19. Make other women jealous of her by how you love her, don't make her jealous

20. Keep a record of all the good she deliberately does daily, not the wrong she unintentionally does occasionally

21. Don't insult her stretchmarks, stretch her vision so that she leaves a positive mark on Earth

Dear married women, that gentleman you think is better than your husband it's because he's not living with you.

And to you married Men, that lady you think is better than your wife its because she's not living with you!

Marriage is a very complex institution. Even when God blesses you with a loving partner, you will still have some bad days in your relationship.

How the two of you choose to resolve your misunderstandings is what makes you different from other couples!

I can assure you that even the most admired couples have fights once in a while!
Marriage calls for maturity, communication, understanding, sacrifice and dedication
Re: How To Love Your Wife by NNTR: 7:42am On Mar 28, 2023
mocochannel:
HOW TO LOVE YOUR WIFE

1. Play with her breasts, don't play with her heart

2. Open up her heart, don't open her old wounds

3. Keep her secrets, don't keep secrets from her

4. Beat up her problems, don't beat her up

5. Help her to make good judgements, don't judge her

6. Spread her legs alone, don't spread sexual diseases to her

7. Fool around with her, don't make a fool out of her

8. Laugh with her, don't laugh at her

9. Suck her nipples, don't suck life and joy out of her

10. Make her scream in bed when making love, don't make her scream out of frustration and depression

11. Silence her storms and battles, don't silence her voice and opinions

12. Make her moan in pleasure, don't make her mourn the death of your love

13. Relieve her stress, don't give her stress

14. Spank her butt cheek, don't slap her face cheek

15. Surprise her with gifts, don't surprise her with lies

16. Make her wet between her legs, don't make her eyes wet with tears

17. Be by her side, don't sideline her

18. Make love to her doggie style, don't be a dog that cheats on her

19. Make other women jealous of her by how you love her, don't make her jealous

20. Keep a record of all the good she deliberately does daily, not the wrong she unintentionally does occasionally

21. Don't insult her stretchmarks, stretch her vision so that she leaves a positive mark on Earth

Dear married women, that gentleman you think is better than your husband it's because he's not living with you.

And to you married Men, that lady you think is better than your wife its because she's not living with you!

Marriage is a very complex institution. Even when God blesses you with a loving partner, you will still have some bad days in your relationship.

How the two of you choose to resolve your misunderstandings is what makes you different from other couples!

I can assure you that even the most admired couples have fights once in a while!
Marriage calls for maturity, communication, understanding, sacrifice and dedication
Ephesian 5:25
Husbands, love your wives
[seek the highest good for her and surround her with a caring, unselfish love],
just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself up for her,


Those 21 listed above are all carnal ways to love your wife simply and simply for the sake of eros (i.e. konji)

Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.

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