Five male organs have reportedly gone missing between Saturday and now within the premises of the Federal Polytechnic Bida, Niger state.

Perpetrators of this evil acts according to witnesses are girls, who are students of the institution.

This has led to the students going on rampage, and right now on their way to the palace of the Etsu Nupe, to lodge their complains. According to eye witnesses, one of the girls caught confessed that they were mandated to source for 10 male organs for God knows who, and there were at least ten of such girls in and around the school premises.

How? You mean de thing disappear kpata-kpata?  

ha ha ha, nothing we no go hia.

Lol.  But are these stuffs for real? If yes, what happens to the dudes whose joysticks vanishes? What becomes of their sex life? Or is there a magic someone can perform and it comes back? Just being curious.

Another good means of reducing our exploding population hahaha

blame GEJ for this haters.

May God help Them In Jesus name, & Lord let nothing like dat happen to me nor any member of my family & all Nairaland males. but d thing sound funny shall oh

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dat is wat makes us nigeria, evrytin is bound 2 happen

badmrkt:

blame GEJ for this haters.

Hahahahahahahaha, abeg no mind them

What kind of story is dis? Anyway Nigerians will believe anything.

Source pls,

Pciture please ?

am a believer, I believe

Since my primary school days, this kinda story always permeate the air during 'ember' months.

chai! how bros got take piss nah? watin he go tell his wife?

Please all perpetuators of this dastardly act should return the "koko" to their respective owners OR  

By the way, if naija get all this jazz, why dem never collect the "koko" from the likes of Bokoharam and Buhari?  

How about a picture of a person whose organs are allegedly missing?

engr j:

May God help Them In Jesus name,  & Lord let nothing like dat happen to me nor any member of my family & all Nairaland males. but d thing sound funny shall oh

Amen ooooooo

27naira:



Since my primary school days, this kinda story always permeate the air during 'ember' months.

chai! how bros got take piss nah? watin he go tell his wife?


Please all perpetuators of this dastardly act should return the "koko" to their respective owners OR  

By the way, if naija get all this jazz, why dem never collect the "koko" from the likes of Bokoharam and Buhari?  

The thing tire me o.Imagine a male suddenly becoming a woman even without t*t* !

you people dont knw bida,cos if u do u wont be saying that the story is not possible, i did my national diploma there i knw wat am saying.terrible things happen

Is there any other part of the world where things like this reportedly happen?

Lokoyen:

you people dont knw bida,cos if u do u wont be saying that the story is not possible, i did my national diploma there i knw wat am saying.terrible things happen

Did they take yourr prick too ?

The name JOYSTICK makes me laugh soo much, lol

tundysho:

The name JOYSTICK makes me laugh soo much, lol

So how person wan dey play im Playstation 2 now!!! Ehnnn!!!

It's Naija. . . Anything can happen.

^^^
yeah, shine ur eye.

It's just disrespectful to call a d[i]i[/i]ck . . . . .a joystick!

what i have down here is certainly not a child's plaything!