ageraGT:
The only thing a woman is loyal to is her feelings. Give her a different feeling good or bad and you have her at your finger tips.

you are rightly correct sir!

I just finished gaving the said housewife a vibrant doggy now.She told her hubby she was going to pray at the mosque only to land at my place.Women and sex are overrated sha.

thesilentman:
I just finished gaving the said housewife a vibrant doggy now.She told her hubby she was going to pray at the mosque only to land at my place.Women and sex are overrated sha.

Hahaha Chai! A VIBRANT Doggy!! Nnna Odikwa serious hahaha. Anyway, that man's wife was bending down like in the mosque, so there was an element of truth in her claim of going to pray.

Fear of the VIBRANT Doggy is the beginning of wisdom o, as Alhaja can now testify

Pray one day that thier husband will not get you boy, that day you will understand that even your friends won't be able to save you coz nothing can quench an anger of a man that caught his wife cheating...
Pray you won't die from there when caught and tomorrow don't come and complain that your wife is cheating on you.

End time children

Jakumo:


Hahaha Chai! A VIBRANT Doggy!! Nnna Odikwa serious hahaha. Anyway, that man's wife was bending down like in the mosque, so there was an element of truth in her claim of going to pray.

Fear of the VIBRANT Doggy is the beginning of wisdom o, as Alhaja can now testify

the woman is sick and tired of her hubby as hell.Bloke is a polygamist and lady is 'iyale'-

MoneyMustBMade:
Pray one day that thier husband will not get you boy, that day you will understand that even your friends won't be able to save you coz nothing can quench an anger of a man that caught his wife cheating...
Pray you won't die from there when caught and tomorrow don't come and complain that your wife is cheating on you.

End time children

Relax dude, this entire story is a work of FICTION. Just go with the flow and drop your comment in the same humourous spirit as the OP.

[quote author=seguno2 post=123216083]
This your last sentence get as e be o, seeing as May 29 is fast approaching.

Jakumo:


Relax dude, this entire story is a work of FICTION. Just go with the flow and drop your comment in the same humourous spirit as the OP.

i resemble chinua achebe for your eyes abi?

thesilentman:

i resemble chinua achebe for your eyes abi?

Who knows, you might even be Wole Soyinka writing anonymously here to phuck with Nairaland readers as a social experiment.

Meanwhile, I have noted that phrase "Vibrant Doggie" which I will plagiarize at some point without crediting the author at all haha.

thesilentman:
I just added another housewife to my conquest list yesterday.
The fallen woman whom we both formerly bore grudges against each other since we made acquaintance had this to say afterwards:that the more we kept grudges and quarelled,the more she got sexually attracted to me,so much that anytime her husband mounted her,she wished i was the one and she even accidentally uttered my name in bed once.This woman confessed to me that her cunt dripped each time our paths crossed and i cut her dead,ignoring her like she never existed.she said she likes me for being unapologetic self-willed.
I wonder how true that sounds.
HAS anyone felt that way before with someone they are beefing?

..do you ou mean Siofra??

MechanicMike:

..do you ou mean Siofra??

nay sir,i don't do online what with all the starving cunts around me.

MechanicMike:


..do you ou mean Siofra??

I swear you're a fat, fœœlīṣh ɠöat

thesilentman:
I just added another housewife to my conquest list yesterday.
The fallen woman whom we both formerly bore grudges against each other since we made acquaintance had this to say afterwards:that the more we kept grudges and quarelled,the more she got sexually attracted to me,so much that anytime her husband mounted her,she wished i was the one and she even accidentally uttered my name in bed once.This woman confessed to me that her cunt dripped each time our paths crossed and i cut her dead,ignoring her like she never existed.she said she likes me for being unapologetic self-willed.
I wonder how true that sounds.
HAS anyone felt that way before with someone they are beefing?

And you think she didn't add you to her conquest list too? You think it's only men that have conquest list

Jakumo:


Who knows, you might even be Wole Soyinka writing anonymously here to phuck with Nairaland readers as a social experiment.

Meanwhile, I have noted that phrase "Vibrant Doggie" which I will plagiarize at some point without crediting the author at all haha.

haha! Guy you sure say you too no be bad like me whey u dey frown at him social exploits?

siofra:


I swear you're a fat, fœœlīṣh ɠöat

Mike, when a woman talks like this, you are IN like a frigging bandit. She wants to rip your clothes off and ravish you with reckless abandon, I tell you.

Play your cards right, and you'll be playing hide-the-weasel with this lovely damsel before the day runs out.

God bless Nigeria!

siofra:


And you think she didn't add you to her conquest list too? You think it's only men that have conquest list

fact!

Jakumo:


Who knows, you might even be Wole Soyinka writing anonymously here to phuck with Nairaland readers as a social experiment.

Meanwhile, I have noted that phrase "Vibrant Doggie" which I will plagiarize at some point without crediting the author at all haha.

then i might sue you for B.O.C

thesilentman:

then i might sue you for B.O.C

I am monitoring this thread closely in order to jot down more literary gems from our undercover man Kongi.

No shaking. Who no know go know. Your royalty check is in the mail.

Jakumo:


I am monitoring this thread closely in order to jot down more literary gems from our undercover man Kongi.

No shaking. Who no know go know. Your royalty check is in the mail.

ah ah!

siofra:


And you think she didn't add you to her conquest list too? You think it's only men that have conquest list

Siofra come n sit on my big kondo for only 5 miniute pleasce?....its needs warming up!! (i beg u)