My friend: how far
ME cool bro
ME: wadap??
MyFriend: okay
My friend: dis babe dey ask of u
My friend: oma sister
Me:which oma sister be dat??
Me: hehe. she dey arnd??
My friend: u dey on bb
Me: her immediate sis, wey dey school??
My friend: No
Me: which one??
Me: wetin b her name??
My friend: Dat slim girl
Me: she dey ask of me ??
me: hope no probs?
My friend: D one wen u see for my facebook
My friend: Yes
My friend: Chat wit her

Now the chat with me and the chick oo on a freestyling

GIRL: Sup me chisom
GIRL: Hw u dey
me: wassap chisom?
GIRL: I didn't hear frm u again
me:
GIRL: K why didn't u want to see me in an eatry were u broke
me: 
me:  Broke??
me: Ofcourse,you are the one buying snacks for me na
GIRL: Meaning<---------------- (I immediately sensed stupidity there )
me: Na u go buy snacks for me (MADE IT KNOWN TO HER AGAIN )
GURL: your nt even ashamed to say dat to me
me:  whats the big deal??
GIRL: First impression matters if u dnt kwn
GIRL: I wil imagine u as a broke azz<-----------------------------I just fell on the floor 
me:    your funny
GIRL:  bt is tru
me: not true *smh

Ever since, i just dey 

Honestly speaking, i wasnt going to generalise here, but whats exactly the problem with most of these gurls in this country?? I can buy her the whole of MR biggs and she go eat!  eat! so tey she go purge her intestine comot, but she just got me pissed, making Eatery her priority. Did i proposed to her-NO! anything whatsoever with her-NO . Why calling a total stranger a broke azz . Tomorw she go say, Na one woman for her village dey DO HER

Make una talk to una self oo

Even if a rich gurl see person wey pass her, she go become beggar, #True story

My people, everything no be by prayer oo, there are things you dont need prayer for. But attitude could spur up what prayer cant do.  # Cos me never see where prayer dey romove STONE from one position to another o, not until u use your hand comot am

After wasting much time, miracle fit still happen na.
Which woman for village, come to my church and remove the Goliath in your life, sharp sharp, but no forget to sow seed oh

Bind the strongwomenman and possess.

e good as you understand

But the ladies no want to accept true talk like this one you throway for here.

Naija na we own. Nothing man no go see for this jungle called Nigeria. Man must survive, women too like money and flashy things. Plenty of dem go suffer if dem no change.

Tellmumu you are a disappointment.

tellwisdom:

permit me to touch your inyansh abeg