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Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Coleman7(m): 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
First of all, I want to thank God for creating beautiful women.
Today I didn't wear any boxers to church.
Plus I also took Viagra pill just to challenge mysrlf to go outside without boxers.
Of course I had series of erection in public but I use hand cover am grin

Anyways, as I enter my church Catholic
Oh my God!!! Na Igbo girls full the church
Fine fine Igbo girls everywhere
Catholic church in Lagos is more liberal
So they allow girls wear all types of design and short skirt.
Guy, I struggle to hide my erections in church as I was surrounded by beautiful Igbo girls
The Viagra I took wasn't helping matters
As my hands was always covering my erection.

Today church experience was amazing,
But there is something bothering me

How come all the fine igbo girls have left South East and moved to Lagos?
The ones we dey east na scrap
All the fine igbo girls are located in Lagos

Be like say I go relocate to this place.
Apart from the yeye traffic
All the girls I dey jam for Lagos over make sense.
Especially igbo Catholic girls
My prick just dey rise rigorously for church as I wasn't wearing boxxers and all around me were the most beautiful set of igbo girls I've ever seen.



Had same experience last 600 years ago, but I was in a wedding ceremony and I used my erected Pump as car gear changing the direction in my agbada. I changed from gear 2 to 6, I almost outburst the gear.
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by SultanOfAbia: 8:18pm On Jun 04, 2023
Coleman7:


Had same experience last 600 years ago, but I was in a wedding ceremony and I used my erected Pump as car gear changing the direction in my agbada. I changed from gear 2 to 6, I almost outburst the gear.
Mscheeeeeww very dry joke..
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Coleman7(m): 8:34pm On Jun 04, 2023
SultanOfAbia:

Mscheeeeeww very dry joke..

Stop weed
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Sucre6: 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2023
SultanOfAbia:

Guy rest...
Just say "You" can't control it.. simple
Just because you can't do it
You decide to conclude that nobody can do it. Don't be selfish..

Next thing you will say because you can't jump fence without ladder that means nobody can jump fence without ladder?

The world doesn't revolve around you..
Each human body is different
And react differently

I know 2 people that mistakenly ingest poision and one survived while the other died. Human body is not the same

.go check your self bro, this is science, and scientific results are static, it doesn't change, I am in a medical line and I can confirm to you that what you u experience with your erection and your justification makes zero sense,

Just like pouring ethanol or sodium chloride on worms, scientifically the worm shrinks and dies, and the result is static, if what u narrated is true, u should go check yourself and not argue here, I just gave u a medical consultation that u should have paid for, be happy i saw you thread, cheers ✌😎
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by immanuelsize: 10:28pm On Jun 04, 2023
SultanOfAbia:

I dey use annointing oil as lubricant
I go knack the girl
Knack away the possessed demon wey dey inside her.
If demon see my annointed gbola,
Dem go run. Power pass power
thanks for this new update you just drop here. I don learn a better thing today. Make i go look for Ar Angel Micheal anoited oil which i go dey use as lubricant whenever i want to nack oloshos.
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by FahBuLous: 11:25pm On Jun 04, 2023
What is viagra?
Wait, before you come and say "Use google" .. i want sum1 that has used it to explain it to me in details and what it does..
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by SultanOfAbia: 12:37am On Jun 05, 2023
Sucre6:


.go check your self bro, this is science, and scientific results are static, it doesn't change, I am in a medical line and I can confirm to you that what you u experience with your erection and your justification makes zero sense,

Just like pouring ethanol or sodium chloride on worms, scientifically the worm shrinks and dies, and the result is static, if what u narrated is true, u should go check yourself and not argue here, I just gave u a medical consultation that u should have paid for, be happy i saw you thread, cheers ✌😎
Guy stop lying.
You are not in any medical field.
You exposed yourself by saying scientific results are static.
Then why do some people survive when Doctor tells them they will die from cancer. Why didn't they die??
Doctor will show you test result and say you will die in 3 days but you end up surviving and living for long years.

You exposed yourself by saying scientific results are static.
It's not not static when you deal with non living objects like throwing coin from high building. The result is the static law of gravity.

But in medical line, you are not dealing with non living objects. You are dealing with living things and the result vary.

If you say scientific results are static
Then why do some people miraculously survive cancer even tho Doctors have done scientific test and conclude that you will die. But you survive.
This happens a lot in hospitals, each patient body react differently to medication.

So continue deciving yourself and bro please stop the lying.
You are not in medical line.
So I won't bother replying you again
You just exposed yourself
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by MechanicMike: 12:38am On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
First of all, I want to thank God for creating beautiful women.
Today I didn't wear any boxers to church.
Plus I also took Viagra pill just to challenge mysrlf to go outside without boxers.
Of course I had series of erection in public but I use hand cover am grin

Anyways, as I enter my church Catholic
Oh my God!!! Na Igbo girls full the church
Fine fine Igbo girls everywhere
Catholic church in Lagos is more liberal
So they allow girls wear all types of design and short skirt.
Guy, I struggle to hide my erections in church as I was surrounded by beautiful Igbo girls
The Viagra I took wasn't helping matters
As my hands was always covering my erection.

Today church experience was amazing,
But there is something bothering me

How come all the fine igbo girls have left South East and moved to Lagos?
The ones we dey east na scrap
All the fine igbo girls are located in Lagos

Be like say I go relocate to this place.
Apart from the yeye traffic
All the girls I dey jam for Lagos over make sense.
Especially igbo Catholic girls
My prick just dey rise rigorously for church as I wasn't wearing boxxers and all around me were the most beautiful set of igbo girls I've ever seen.




angry
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by SultanOfAbia: 1:01am On Jun 05, 2023
FahBuLous:
What is viagra?
Wait, before you come and say "Use google" .. i want sum1 that has used it to explain it to me in details and what it does..
It's like vitamin c
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Sucre6: 5:34am On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
Guy stop lying.
You are not in any medical field.
You exposed yourself by saying scientific results are static.
Then why do some people survive when Doctor tells them they will die from cancer. Why didn't they die??
Doctor will show you test result and say you will die in 3 days but you end up surviving and living for long years.

You exposed yourself by saying scientific results are static.
It's not not static when you deal with non living objects like throwing coin from high building. The result is the static law of gravity.

But in medical line, you are not dealing with non living objects. You are dealing with living things and the result vary.

If you say scientific results are static
Then why do some people miraculously survive cancer even tho Doctors have done scientific test and conclude that you will die. But you survive.
This happens a lot in hospitals, each patient body react differently to medication.

So continue deciving yourself and bro please stop the lying.
You are not in medical line.
So I won't bother replying you again
You just exposed yourself

Okay, continue being ignorant, its your dick after all, what ever happens to it is your business
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Mrkindness: 7:07am On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
First of all, I want to thank God for creating beautiful women.
Today I didn't wear any boxers to church.
Plus I also took Viagra pill just to challenge mysrlf to go outside without boxers.
Of course I had series of erection in public but I use hand cover am grin

Anyways, as I enter my church Catholic
Oh my God!!! Na Igbo girls full the church
Fine fine Igbo girls everywhere
Catholic church in Lagos is more liberal
So they allow girls wear all types of design and short skirt.
Guy, I struggle to hide my erections in church as I was surrounded by beautiful Igbo girls
The Viagra I took wasn't helping matters
As my hands was always covering my erection.

Today church experience was amazing,
But there is something bothering me

How come all the fine igbo girls have left South East and moved to Lagos?
The ones we dey east na scrap
All the fine igbo girls are located in Lagos

Be like say I go relocate to this place.
Apart from the yeye traffic
All the girls I dey jam for Lagos over make sense.
Especially igbo Catholic girls
My prick just dey rise rigorously for church as I wasn't wearing boxxers and all around me were the most beautiful set of igbo girls I've ever seen.


Annabi Mohammed ( SAW ) the useless pedophile that raped Fatima and sodomized boys will be pleased with you. Islam is a cause to mankind.
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by FahBuLous: 8:08am On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
It's like vitamin c
What does it do?
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by TheSourcerer: 8:10am On Jun 05, 2023
Emphasising the influx of the "Igbo Tribe" in lagos is cunny and almost pathetic

I'm Kalabari and could see through your Thread . You should know geographically and historically the Yorubas own the South West , influx migration of a tribe dosnt change the fact the original inhabitants are yoruba , even with the integration, intermarriage in a hundred years to come Enugu will be known as an igbo land within Igbo territory and lagos though intensively mixed still is a yoruba indegenious state again within Yoruba border territory . This is my first and last comment about the igbos and Yorubas on Nairaland.
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Elevation(m): 8:38am On Jun 05, 2023
SultanofAbia you need Jesus ASAP. Kai and when you encounter Him you'll use your experience to win souls to God's kingdom. May The Goodness of God locate you now in Jesus mighty name Amen.
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by seetomorrow: 12:59pm On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
First of all, I want to thank God for creating beautiful women.
Today I didn't wear any boxers to church.
Plus I also took Viagra pill just to challenge mysrlf to go outside without boxers.
Of course I had series of erection in public but I use hand cover am grin

Anyways, as I enter my church Catholic
Oh my God!!! Na Igbo girls full the church
Fine fine Igbo girls everywhere
Catholic church in Lagos is more liberal
So they allow girls wear all types of design and short skirt.
Guy, I struggle to hide my erections in church as I was surrounded by beautiful Igbo girls
The Viagra I took wasn't helping matters
As my hands was always covering my erection.

Today church experience was amazing,
But there is something bothering me

How come all the fine igbo girls have left South East and moved to Lagos?
The ones we dey east na scrap
All the fine igbo girls are located in Lagos

Be like say I go relocate to this place.
Apart from the yeye traffic
All the girls I dey jam for Lagos over make sense.
Especially igbo Catholic girls
My prick just dey rise rigorously for church as I wasn't wearing boxxers and all around me were the most beautiful set of igbo girls I've ever seen.




From you post, i try to understand the kind of person you are, if truly you did this. Though your age has a lot to tell in this your post anyways, no offence. Try and be reasonable and positive minded, at your age in Asia you suppose to be productive reasonably.
Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Hardcore11: 7:30pm On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
First of all, I want to thank God for creating beautiful women.
Today I didn't wear any boxers to church.
Plus I also took Viagra pill just to challenge mysrlf to go outside without boxers.
Of course I had series of erection in public but I use hand cover am grin

Anyways, as I enter my church Catholic
Oh my God!!! Na Igbo girls full the church
Fine fine Igbo girls everywhere
Catholic church in Lagos is more liberal
So they allow girls wear all types of design and short skirt.
Guy, I struggle to hide my erections in church as I was surrounded by beautiful Igbo girls
The Viagra I took wasn't helping matters
As my hands was always covering my erection.

Today church experience was amazing,
But there is something bothering me

How come all the fine igbo girls have left South East and moved to Lagos?
The ones we dey east na scrap
All the fine igbo girls are located in Lagos

Be like say I go relocate to this place.
Apart from the yeye traffic
All the girls I dey jam for Lagos over make sense.
Especially igbo Catholic girls
My prick just dey rise rigorously for church as I wasn't wearing boxxers and all around me were the most beautiful set of igbo girls I've ever seen.


you be mumu big ode I dey shame for your stupidity

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Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by Alvin212(m): 8:57pm On Jun 05, 2023
SultanOfAbia:

I dey use annointing oil as lubricant
I go knack the girl
Knack away the possessed demon wey dey inside her.
If demon see my annointed gbola,
Dem go run. Power pass power



Is it true that
Yoruba
Girllls
Don't
Wash
There
Panties

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Re: Going To Church Without Wearing Boxers (My Experience) by kelspinall(m): 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2023
people deyoo lols

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