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Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 1:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Shalommy(f): 1:49pm On Jun 25, 2023
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by mymadam(m): 2:24pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh

True talk dear πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ½

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Uchesis: 2:55pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh
That's why many men die ontop women. Men be wise....dem no dey fockk toto finish in one day

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Starboytwo(m): 2:59pm On Jun 25, 2023
I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 3:01pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh
So I should die because she want to cum and continue from where I stop wit someone else.i can see you both are from same kindred. anyways, make una go look for another person I don hang my boot.

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 3:05pm On Jun 25, 2023
Starboytwo:
I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi
Oga, go and tell those generals in abuja sitting in their cozy office why dem no dey battle field

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 3:09pm On Jun 25, 2023
Uchesis:

That's why many men die ontop women. Men be wise....dem no dey fockk toto finish in one day
Bro,I wise that's why I stop before una go hear say "a nler just passed away"

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by worldclass68(m): 3:25pm On Jun 25, 2023
Starboytwo:
I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi



So make hin kill himself on top girl wey fit still fvck another man that same day undecided

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Shalommy(f): 3:28pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:

So I should die because she want to cum and continue from where I stop wit someone else.i can see you both are from same kindred. anyways, make una go look for another person I don hang my boot.
Chaii.. cheesy cheesy Abeg go and complete what you started joor.undecided

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by EMMARNUEL: 3:40pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh
See as you tell me say you be mumu.. Tueh..

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Shalommy(f): 3:45pm On Jun 25, 2023
EMMARNUEL:
See as you tell me say you be mumu.. Tueh..
Another weak man. Tueeehh

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 4:16pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii.. cheesy cheesy Abeg go and complete what you started joor.undecided
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by nifemi25(m): 4:18pm On Jun 25, 2023
Do your best and leave the rest.... no go kill yourself on woman... nobody don collect award for best knacking
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by GodWrites: 4:26pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

You can't make a girl cum through tatatatatata... It's either you use your tongue, fingers, or perhaps a vibrator.
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by SIMPonPatrol(m): 4:28pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

You don jam the one wey pass you grin
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 4:30pm On Jun 25, 2023
GodWrites:


You can't make a girl cum through tatatatatata... It's either you use your tongue, fingers, or perhaps a vibrator.
Prof, when will your lecture start on"3 ways on how to make a girl cum without tatata" am interestedπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 4:33pm On Jun 25, 2023
SIMPonPatrol:


You don jam the ine wey oass you grin
Bro, these one pass me I no go lie. I hear say u be champion I fit forward her contact πŸ˜ƒ
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 4:37pm On Jun 25, 2023
nifemi25:
Do your best and leave the rest.... no go kill yourself on woman... nobody don collect award for best knacking
Nairaland girls say my award await me in after life
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by notttty(m): 4:48pm On Jun 25, 2023
nifemi25:
Do your best and leave the rest.... no go kill yourself on woman... nobody don collect award for best knacking
I did collect an award for knocking in 1901. So please stop saying no one ver collected award because I’m still alive
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by PussyGalore(f): 4:51pm On Jun 25, 2023
Lazy man angry
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by EMMARNUEL: 5:05pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Another weak man. Tueeehh
I fit use ur mama test?
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 5:13pm On Jun 25, 2023
PussyGalore:
Lazy man angry
I hear u.una plan no work ntor
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Caleb15(m): 5:17pm On Jun 25, 2023
Share the Aza, work continues...
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by MechanicMike: 6:21pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

^^^^story
Brother..gimmmmme her nomba please...only me..please? cheesy
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Astra101: 6:40pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.

@ the boldest, next time bleep her with the speed of "thought" embarassed
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by OgaTheTop2: 6:53pm On Jun 25, 2023
ikeno:
How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.
Just go down on her, she will cum. Tell her to wash that place very well with soap, then give her a good head.. Sebi na you want fvck..
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by ikeno(m): 7:20pm On Jun 25, 2023
OgaTheTop2:
Just go down on her, she will cum. Tell her to wash that place very well with soap, then give her a good head.. Sebi na you want fvck..
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Uchesis: 7:34pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Another weak man.undecided
that drug you dey take go fail you one day

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Re: Ijeoma, almost Killed Me Today by Brownshoe: 7:45pm On Jun 25, 2023
Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh
do you fuvck?

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