I met this pretty girl at a restaurant a week ago and we started talking. She spoke well, we had so much in common and our chemistry was just right.

But I noticed when I’d ask her questions about herself, she would always lie at first and it’s only until I catch her in her lie that she says “I was just joking”. For example, one time I asked her what sch she attended, she said unilag. It wasn’t until later when I caught her in the lie she came clean and backed it with her usual “I was joking”. This kind of situation happened at least 5 times.

Another major issue I have is that she says she’s a Yoruba girl but she looks so much like an Igbo girl and even her accent is Igbo. All her friends are Igbo. And she talks a lot. She talks too much even saying she has jobs waiting for her with prominent people in Nigeria but she doesn’t really look the part. Worst of it is she loves documentaries about serial killers.

I overlooked all of it that maybe it was In my head and so day before yesterday, for the first time, she came to my place. We started making out and then she started acting like she was autistic. Her legs would swing, she’d make a fist when I kissed her, sometimes she’d spread out her fingers apart, at a point she even suggested using a bedsheet before having sex. A LADY IN HER LATE 20s. And yes, I know when a lady is excited and I know autism.
I even as politely as possible asked her if she was autistic and she actually said “YES” smiling.

Yesterday, I wanted to try to understand her more so I could know how to be a better person to her and asked if she could tell me more about her autism. She first said she didn’t say she was autistic, later she admitted it and then used her usual “I was just joking”. I became extremely anxious. She was like a chameleon.

The issue now is, she’s told me a lot of major things that made me conclude who I'm sharing my space with, things about her family and life, but I can't find out if they are true. And I’ve shared a lot of info about myself with her. What if I’m with an olosho that’s perfected lying to appear clean? Does she have an evil spirit? Abi am I tripping? I could not even sleep properly last night.

Confused man, someone you just met has started receiving head and other sexual dirty things from you. Please leave us alone and manage what you see

Ok

1. She lies a lot and pretends too
2. She watches documentary about serial killers
3. She is autistic
4. You don't want to wife her, you just wanted her coochie and you've got it
5. As you don get wetin u want,if u no want wahala for your head,just use style discharge her and move on with your life

For a lady in her late 20s and still not serious about settling down, she is not d decent type, just move ahead

If you get trapped ehn, Na u she go use learn wetin she don dey watch all dz while on documentaries
Ire ooo

IconicR:
Confused man, someone you just met has started receiving head and other sexual dirty things from you. Please leave us alone and manage what you see

I’m just going to ignore you

BurntDodo:


I’m just going to ignore you

Ignore your short dick first. Rubbish

oga f*ck and leave no stand on a long thing

Battlefield2:
1. She lies a lot and pretends too
2. She watches documentary about serial killers
3. She is autistic
4. You don't want to wife her, you just wanted her coochie and you've got it
5. As you don get wetin u want,if u no want wahala for your head,just use style discharge her and move on with your life

For a lady in her late 20s and still not serious about settling down, she is not d decent type, just move ahead

If you get trapped ehn, Na u she go use learn wetin she don dey watch all dz while on documentaries
Ire ooo

Nigga is still asking questions when he is supposed to be looking for exit route from the cobweb of the stabbing gender person. Well he should be ready to greet Me. Ataga for me.

I thought the headline was "I can't place my finger in her "
Anyway,joke aside,she is playing you.
Just take your time to study her.
If she is not being straight forward with you ,just move on.
Life na once

My Nigha, you better use your head.

Omoh werey gba ni baby yen sha😂😂😂 she watches documentaries about serial killers🤣🤣 run oooo

carl90:
I thought the headline was "I can't place my finger in her "
Anyway,joke aside,she is playing you.
Just take your time to study her.
If she is not being straight forward with you ,just move on.
Life na once

Okay, me I want to jump ship immediately sef

Battlefield2:
1. She lies a lot and pretends too
2. She watches documentary about serial killers
3. She is autistic
4. You don't want to wife her, you just wanted her coochie and you've got it
5. As you don get wetin u want,if u no want wahala for your head,just use style discharge her and move on with your life

For a lady in her late 20s and still not serious about settling down, she is not d decent type, just move ahead

If you get trapped ehn, Na u she go use learn wetin she don dey watch all dz while on documentaries
Ire ooo

😂😂 You no see wahala! thanks boss. I can't even tell what her end game is, the lies are so unnecessary. She doesn't even ask me for money or anything so why lie?

Nonexisting1:
Nigga is still asking questions when he is supposed to be looking for exit route from the cobweb of the stabbing gender person. Well he should be ready to greet Me. Ataga for me.

My boss I said I should collect knowledge from the elders o in the game o. She lies too much and she doesn't even want money or anything. Wetin fit be her endgame? Scary shii

Lol…she loves documentaries about serial killers and you are still there. The things we do for pussssy.

Hmmmmmmm

Waray, sha use condom.

No to unwanted babies in this country abeg. We too much already.

BurntDodo:
I met this pretty girl at a restaurant a week ago and we started talking. She spoke well, we had so much in common and our chemistry was just right.

But I noticed when I’d ask her questions about herself, she would always lie at first and it’s only until I catch her in her lie that she says “I was just joking”. For example, one time I asked her what sch she attended, she said unilag. It wasn’t until later when I caught her in the lie she came clean and backed it with her usual “I was joking”. This kind of situation happened at least 5 times.

Another major issue I have is that she says she’s a Yoruba girl but she looks so much like an Igbo girl and even her accent is Igbo. All her friends are Igbo. And she talks a lot. She talks too much even saying she has jobs waiting for her with prominent people in Nigeria but she doesn’t really look the part. Worst of it is she loves documentaries about serial killers.

I overlooked all of it that maybe it was In my head and so day before yesterday, for the first time, she came to my place. We started making out and then she started acting like she was autistic. Her legs would swing, she’d make a fist when I kissed her, sometimes she’d spread out her fingers apart, at a point she even suggested using a bedsheet before having sex. A LADY IN HER LATE 20s. And yes, I know when a lady is excited and I know autism.
I even as politely as possible asked her if she was autistic and she actually said “YES” smiling.

Yesterday, I wanted to try to understand her more so I could know how to be a better person to her and asked if she could tell me more about her autism. She first said she didn’t say she was autistic, later she admitted it and then used her usual “I was just joking”. I became extremely anxious. She was like a chameleon.

The issue now is, she’s told me a lot of major things that made me conclude who I'm sharing my space with, things about her family and life, but I can't find out if they are true. And I’ve shared a lot of info about myself with her. What if I’m with an olosho that’s perfected lying to appear clean? Does she have an evil spirit? Abi am I tripping? I could not even sleep properly last night.

did you finally nack her?

BurntDodo:


My boss I said I should collect knowledge from the elders o in the game o. She lies too much and she doesn't even want money or anything. Wetin fit be her endgame? Scary shii

She dey press your mumu button.

I can only read gore. I cant stand to watch gore documentaries, if she is like that, God knows OP is in for a long thing. A woman watching gore is insane

Eyinju112:
Omoh werey gba ni baby yen sha😂😂😂 she watches documentaries about serial killers🤣🤣 run oooo

Styluss:
I can only read gore. I cant stand to watch gore documentaries, if she is like that, God knows OP is in for a long thing. A woman watching gore is insane

Gore and documentaries about true crime aren't the same

True, Serial killings involve gore, either true or false documentaries. You can check "thesorcerers" profile, he has so many true life serial killing threads
Used to be a fan

earthsync:
Gore and documentaries about true crime aren't the same

A liar and serial documentary watcher combo is a no no for me. Darkness lies around.

Na you Dey give your self trouble, you want to be a better man for her indeed

Egbon just nack and leave out emotions ina no Dey hear or better still avoid her completely, but beauty dey always blind una eyes and muddle your sense of reasoning