This is the solution.
Heat water to above warm level, pour some salt in it n sit in it; as in your bum fully immersed in it. By the second time, its solved.
Don't mention.

Tom and Jerry part two

MetroLane:
If I talk wetin dey my mind


My Dear Na to go buy another anus.....

When you're shouting 'damage me, shift my womb...' up and down, what were you thinking?

BoldBrainz:


Anus wey remain for market sef na Aba made.

E no dey close on im own, so Aba boys put am zip.

😂 abeg u guys should not kill person with laugh

OP na your yansh you take go earn the 5k you were looking for in your other thread? Sorry oo

STEWpid:
Chai..

Your body easily reacts to sugar.

Guessed you took a lot of sugar when you were younger or even now.

To be honest, ask for traditional herbs that cure such illness alongside Jedi-jedi medicine (the water type). The Jedi-jedi herbs should contain herb for purging. Take a particular quantity as will be recommended. You will poo a lot of things out! Prominent amon them is catarrh!

The recommendation will really work for you than others!

Abi village kins found their way in and around yua buttocks?

In Igbo language, You can be nicknamed "Anu Usu.

So Jedi Jedi dey tear yansh laik this?

Keep on deceiving him. Him never talk wetin tear the Anus. Our Good people on naira land won't attend to him

HanisahZuwy:
Really? Please, I would appreciate if you can give suggestions on what I can apply. Thanks.

No it won't heal by applying anything.
You need stitches

HanisahZuwy:
Really? Please, I would appreciate if you can give suggestions on what I can apply. Thanks.

Eya, does your work require sitting for long time?
First, to suppress the pain start using Liquid Parafin and ibuprofen, add Flagyl as an antibiotic after that go and see a doctor when you have money

Remember to stop eating solid food for now.

MetroLane:
If I talk wetin dey my mind


My Dear Na to go buy another anus.....

just know that you can't make heaven

saintnegroid:
Hahahahahah you are really funny.... Abeg where them dey buy anus?

alaba international 😁 or main market onitcha for cheaper one

The kestolove that I know is a Nupe woman or so, you don turn male

I just checked your DP, you're thesame person.
Nah your savagery we miss Sha kestolove95

kestolove95:
Shey U don see say women wet dey collect big d1ck dey try

Samodo:
I'm not a doctor, but I can offer you some general suggestions for promoting the healing of a wound in the anal area. However, it's important to consult with a medical professional for proper guidance and treatment tailored to your specific situation. An anal wound could be a serious issue, and seeking medical attention is strongly recommended.

#ChatGPT

Na wa oo consult medical doctors ....make I no talk wetin dey my mind .Seek help sha.

Put Abonikun!

Put Abonikin!

Morbeta11:
I tear reach like this ?

You are a bad somebody!!

MetroLane:
If I talk wetin dey my mind


My Dear Na to go buy another anus.....

Nairalanders won't kee me with laff

Where can she purchase one, please?

Carcholce:
How did your butthole get torn?

E chop Ore Bread, e no drink water

DevilishMan:


What tore your anus?

Wahala... this comment made my day

Taylor90:
Everybody with him own wahala

Others dey prepare for war your own concern na anus

Wetin you been dey do gan gan wey make your anus tear

Better get ready because you go carry that anus like that go war for Niger

Hahaha

[quote author=Samodo post=125020526]I'm not a doctor, but I can offer you some general suggestions for promoting the healing of a wound in the anal area. However, it's important to consult with a medical professional for proper guidance and treatment tailored to your specific situation. An anal wound could be a serious issue, and seeking medical attention is strongly recommended.

1. **Maintain Good Hygiene**: Keep the area clean and dry. Gently wash the area with warm water and mild soap after each bowel movement. Pat the area dry with a soft, clean towel.

2. **Use Sitz Baths**: Soaking in warm water can help reduce pain and promote healing. Fill a bathtub or a sitz bath (a small plastic basin that fits over your toilet) with warm water and sit in it for about 15-20 minutes.

3. **Avoid Straining**: Straining during bowel movements can worsen the wound and delay healing. You can prevent straining by staying hydrated, eating a high-fiber diet, and considering stool softeners if recommended by a healthcare professional.

4. **Topical Treatments**: Your doctor might recommend using over-the-counter or prescription creams, ointments, or suppositories containing ingredients like hydrocortisone or lidocaine to help soothe and promote healing. Make sure to follow your doctor's instructions for application.

5. **Pain Management**: Over-the-counter pain relievers like acetaminophen or ibuprofen (if not contraindicated) can help manage pain and discomfort.

6. **Avoid Irritants**: Avoid using scented or harsh toilet paper, wipes, or products that could irritate the area. Choose unscented, hypoallergenic options instead.

7. **Stay Hydrated and Eat Well**: Drinking plenty of water and eating a balanced diet rich in fiber can help maintain regular and softer bowel movements, reducing strain on the area.

8. **Rest and Avoid Activities that Aggravate the Wound**: Give your body time to heal by avoiding strenuous activities that could worsen the wound.

9. **Follow Medical Advice**: If you have been prescribed any specific treatments or medications by a healthcare professional, make sure to follow their instructions carefully.

10. **Monitor for Infection**: Keep an eye out for signs of infection, such as increased pain, redness, swelling, discharge, or fever. If you suspect an infection, seek medical attention promptly.

Remember, these are general suggestions and should not replace professional medical advice. If you have a wound in the anal area, it's crucial to consult a doctor to determine the appropriate course of action for your specific situation.

God bless you doc,,,,not like the others trying to catch cruise with someones situation

HanisahZuwy:
I don't get you. What do you mean please?

You are listening to this guy

Anus wey everybody dey manage,
E reach your turn, you come tear am...

HanisahZuwy:
Please help!

My anus got torn a little bit. I'm finding it difficult to poo normally, because my anus hurts whenever I'm doing so. There's even blood whenever I poo.

Please, I need help on what I can drink or apply to heal my anus and also stop the blood. Please, I would really appreciate your input. Thanks.

Stop taking carbohydrates for now

Go on fruits, vegetables n protein therapy for a month, naturally it will heal but for now you can take pain reliever and sit on hot water intermittently.

It is called PILE. Look for corrrect traditional herbs seller for immediate solution.

dareyking:
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You!

From Google results, he is a social media person - Twitter I think... I don't know him.

Don't panic, it happens to me for over 12 years, it will take time to go, you don't even need drugs to take before it go just change your diet, anything from 3 to 4 pm stop eating any carbohydrates food to bed, drink hot water before bed and early morning and reduce your sugar intake, do excercise, what causes it is sugar and late hours feeding, indigestion.

There's no big deal about your problem. It will heal in due course. You've not seen the worse. Just thank your stars.