Bluntguy:

Bro that idiot was salivating over my legs o, while I was busy running my race of a life time o can you imagine?

Silentgroper:
Dogs go for d limb or wrist.. So if u're curled up like dat and still leave those places exposed, u're a goner

Fortune118005:

Which state?

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

Samantha124:
My near death experience was when I was hit by a car back in my teenage years while I was walking to school... The school wasn't far from where I lived, just a couple of blocks away.

I was with my best friend and she said something about a car coming, she specifically told me of how the car was moving in some type a way, I even joked about it because we were not even close to the road.

While we were busy walking, the car got out of the road and came to our direction and hit me, my best friend immediately managed to escape... The car continued with its journey after hitting me, everything just happened so fast.

When I finally gained consciousness, I found myself in an ambulance with my mom and my best friend's mom... Scans were done and fortunately, no bones were broken and I didn't have any internal bleeding, I only had scratches here and there... I was discharged on the same day.

When I got home, all family members from all corners had already filled the house as if I was dead or they were told that I was gonna die... ... The man who hit me with his car was also there, apparently those other students who saw the accident happening ran after his car and stopped him.... It was discovered that he's partially blind and he claimed that he didn't see or hear anything when he got out the road and hit me with his car.

Since I didn't sustain serious injuries, my family decided that they were only going to make him pay some money instead of getting him arrested and they warned him that if they hear that he's driving again, they're then going to report him to the police because he was partially blind and legally not fit to drive.

CedarHoldings:
SA girl, do cars hit people in SA too?

Samantha124:
They hit people everywhere in the world...

CedarHoldings:
am coming to SA prepare a pork soup for me

Bluntguy:

ahnie I sure say dat yeye dog no dey ordinary, if not why e go be dat day wey I go their house e no go dey for chain. Anytime I remember that event praises go dey flow for my mouth throughout that day.

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

youngsahito:
Very funny, I remembered a time in the university when we want to do mountainairing with man o war and the red cross. We all went together singling and jaming to rugged song. We got to the mountain side and people started climbing while some that couldn't climb followed another route.
I was forming rugged and a strong guy so I decided to join those climbing the mountain alas! I want just struck in the middle cos I couldn't climb further for the slippery mountain.
I was between the red sea and devil that day because we are above 200ft to the ground and I was thinking that mama and papa don't know that their child is in this kind of dilemma.
To cut the long story short so I guy saw how scared I was so he decided to help me up me that was always scared of height. I thank God and that guy for saving my life cos it won't be funny at all.

janeedema:
Try join NSPPD Prayer altar. Pastor Jerry Eze. And I know this will pass like a breeze.

quote author=SonofGod231 post=126031441]I'm asthmatic and also have a heart defect,so I've had many near death experience. Just last december before Xmas I was playing b-ball but woke up in the hospital with oxygen mask and nebulizer all over and I no die.

kcbaba007:
Abeg, I fit post this your experience on my wall..... E too funny

Mode4:
When I was 13 years old many years ago, during a school holiday, I went to visit one of my Aunts at my mum's village in Itu, Akwa Ibom state. There is a big river near where she lived. She had gone to the market leaving me and her kids at home. One of her son's asked that we go the river. I had always wanted to visit the river because I wanted to learn how to swim.

When we got to the river, I and my cousins (3 of them) jumped into the water and asked me to wait by the bank of the river since I didn't know how to swim. While I was there, I saw other kids who were younger than me swimming and enjoying themselves. I couldn't resist it and quickly took off clothes and went in with them.

They were throwing this ball and everyone tried to catch it. At first I was at the area close to the bank of the river, then later I started hearing some of the kids calling out "isong eh isong eh" I didn't really know what it meant so I just kept jumping and moving with them shouting "isong eh"

Few seconds, later I couldn't feel the sand under my feet any longer. I tried to swim, no way, I was sinking. I tried to scream but everytime I opened my mouth, I only gulped in water. I then I passed out. I woke up later at the bank of the river hearing people shouting and calling my name "Aniekan, Aniekan"!

Few days later, I was told the harrowing story of how I drowned and how one deaf and dumb guy rescued me and how I almost died if not for the intervention of the people who brought me out and pressed my stomach and put scent leaf in my nostrils. I am over 30 now and i have never gone back to that village. But my mom recently told me that the deaf and dumb guy who rescued me has passed on. I felt very sad because I would have wanted to visit him and give him a gift for saving my life.

Lawship:
Mine happened about 4 years ago, I bought something at the market and forgot to take it home, but when I realized that, it was too late, I had to go to the woman's house to pick it up at the address I got from someone that knows her very well...
So after I entered the compound, I didn't know that they train dogs (bout 6 ekuke) in the compound, so the dogs came up to me as soon as I entered and they just surrounded me in a few seconds and I was very aware that I couldn't win the race if I had to make a move, so I had to hold my ground and was staring at them, some were licking my feet while others jumped on my body, I was just dead at the moment... but as God may have it, the dog owner just came out and saw me with the dogs and how I was fidgeting and came to rescue me...
God only knows why I didn't make a move when I saw them because they would have left me useless

whichway007:
my death experience goes like this,i was around nine years old,i came back from school very tired and hungry, i then went out to buy something,my niegbour get one provision shop,na so i enter make i buy wetin man pickin go chop,i come see bread half loaf of bread,my niegbour son tell me say make i eat bread,omo na so i divour that bread like tiger,as the boy mama just come inside her shop,na so she begin dey scream,dey call my mother name,she say the bread she put rat poison inside am,na so my mother start to dry cry,omo that day na red oil save my life,because my mothr give almost half gollon of red oil ,

Samantha124:
I don't even eat pork.

And I've never cooked it before.

CedarHoldings:
ŵow I thought u guys like it alot, which part of SA u live?

Samantha124:
Limpopo/KZN.

CedarHoldings:
interesting, there is this Nigeria song title "Limpopo" though old,

Samantha124:
What does Limpopo mean there?

CedarHoldings:
I don't even know but it seems the singer got inspiration from SA, then it's a popular song,Google "Limpopo mp3" and listen.

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!