Walehelt:
MOM:as you go barb now,see as you resemble beta pesin

AND in my mind I be like

Mummmy onishorireh

Kevineleven:
You smell nice today

Sh*t

Gaddafih001:
You be winch

Na insult be dat na.

CandidAdmin:


Na insult be dat na.

No.
I am only telling you that you are a genius.

Gaddafih001:

No.
I am only telling you that you are a genius.

Since when does winch mean genius?

Modified: Make you stop quoting me, them don explain am to me ooo.

This stray bullet meet me where I dey dey mind my business

Lovecars501:

My mom always tell me I look like a lion whenever my hair is two weeks old😭

You mother na wawulence queen.

With all due respect........

CandidAdmin:


Since when does winch mean genius?

I grew up in Sapele. I don’t know where you are from but that’s what we actually mean.

talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..

Clap for yourself.

"You speak very good English"

A white man said this to me

1Sharon:
"You speak very good English"

A white man said this to me

And you concluded he insulted you 'cos he is a white man.

Kenmatt:


And you concluded he insulted you 'cos he is a white man.

Yep. As a person that grew up in Britian that's the minimum that should be expected of a person, so it's a weird compliment.

He was expecting otherwise because I'm black.

CandidAdmin:


Na insult be dat na.

Not if said like a question, e.g.

You be winch?

Is actually a compliment.

“ you fine sha”😁

Gaddafih001:

I grew up in Sapele. I don’t know where you are from but that’s what we actually mean.

Oh, ok.

linearity:

Not if said like a question, e.g.
You be winch? Is actually a compliment.

Now I get it.

1Sharon:


Yep. As a person that grew up in Britian that's the minimum that should be expected of a person, so it's a weird compliment.

He was expecting otherwise because I'm black.

He might have still got astonished that your expressions may have featured error free, unlike most of your people.

I didn't know ur TOWTOW could be so Tight like this!.

Kevineleven:
You smell nice today

Haaaaaaa

fineberry:
So you decide to call me today!!.[i][/i]....when they're the once that has never returned your previous calls.

It's really annoying seriously.

Kenmatt:


He might have still got astonished that your expressions may have featured error free, unlike most of your people.

Who is most of my people?

talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..

my man ...


You're off the tracks...

You smell nice today.

You look clean today.

Where did you buy this your fine wristwatch, do they have the original one?

Your face dey shine today
Ur body look fresh today o 😂

You look beautiful for a black lady

I hate it when Nigerians always address people with the word Orga.

koladata:
are you still working in that place ?

Explain this one biko

"With all due respect". Especially what comes after that statement.

talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..

The things you typed don’t seem like compliments they’re outright impertinent and this raises questions about your discernment capabilities

Omo, this your T-shirt strong o. How many years have you been using it

With all due respect sir