You fine small sha!

Your colleague shows up at work with a pack of mint as a gift for you.
Damn!!!!

InfernoNig:
As I see that red shirt, I just know say na you dey come.

As I see your slippers for front door, I just know say you dey around.

This life Sha.

please God help me o.

You are too intelligent to be muslim.

Your yahoo yahoo still dey pay?

You look great today

Gaddafih001:

I grew up in Sapele. I don’t know where you are from but that’s what we actually mean.

area

1Sharon:


Yep. As a person that grew up in Britian that's the minimum that should be expected of a person, so it's a weird compliment.

He was expecting otherwise because I'm black.

Not really....there are lots Nigerians and others that can't speak good English, despite staying there for a long time.
I went to University in the UK. And I can tell you for a fact, there are lots of Nigerians that have lived in the UK for more 20 years. But still battling with English.........The white dude knows what he was saying......

Chingyyy878:
What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

You are quiet today

You are looking beautiful these days

You sef don dey use iPhone/wear designer

You sef dey get boy/girl friend

You iron your clothes today

How come you didn't have carry over last semester

You speak good English

I didn’t know you’re this smart!

Rahkman:
You are very fresh and beautiful I thought you were igbo didn't know you were yoruba

This 'compliment' is very common in Lagos. I am guilty of using it too, innocently.

The ladies immidiately go very defensive. The most common answer is "I am from Ondo state. we are fair too in colour".

Funny how we are all guilty of stereotypes without realizing it.

Tell and Arsenal fan,that champion 🏆 is coming to Emirate Soon.

Walehelt:
MOM:as you go barb now,see as you resemble beta pesin

Which parent doesn't say that?

Wish say money dey my hand,I for just buy this perfume for you,you go like the scent.

He is a nice guy,he can't do anything even if we sleep on the same bed

This designer cloth of yours is popular

talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..

😂 U are a real street niggar bro ☺️

Rahkman:
You are very fresh and beautiful I thought you were igbo didn't know you were yoruba

the way u dey talk like who no get sense I think say u be igbo, so surprised u are Yoruba

That line dey pain ooo

You are looking good today.....
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
So all this while, na gorilla l resembled

Your head is correct like that of a man who sold his car and used the money to buy bicycle.

small yansh done dey shake

Wisdom has been trying to catch you but you are always faster.

Adewale1603:
You look great today

What of yesterday? How did I look?
Say it.

Your shoe is fine oo but it's original will be costly😁😁

uuzba:

What of yesterday? How did I look?
Say it.

that is the insult
It means that you've always look bad or ugly all others days. Only today being expectional

your gbola looks very big today ooo

CandidAdmin:


Since when does winch mean genius?

Yeah it basically means a person who does things no one else can understand.
If you saying winch in a happy way, you imply the person is a genius.
If you say winch with anger, then you imply the person is evil and ought to tbe punished.

Babe see as u full ground

Rahkman:
You are very fresh and beautiful I thought you were igbo didn't know you were yoruba

You mean, Igbo are fresh and beautiful?

"Omo you just waste that your beauty ooo"
That's the conclusion of the subtle insult. Lol 😅

Rahkman:
You are very fresh and beautiful I thought you were igbo didn't know you were yoruba

When someone ask me around 10pm, "have u eaten?"

Well done. You hear?