Nobody knows the nationality of Neal Maupay.

Moises Caicedo disappeared after that record breaking move to Chelsea.

Marcos Alonso has never played in the Serie A.

Anytime Eric Ten Hag writes this in a football match he is writing an apology to Christiano Ronaldo

James Ward-Prowse hasn't played a single game for England.

Chelsea bought Cole Palmer only for taking penalties as a replacement for Jorginho.

Nobody knows where Nani is playing now.

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Nobody knows where Nani is playing now.

The last time that I watched him play was for one US ML team. He was amazing

The names of all teams in Saudi Arabian league begin with "Al"

The only job of Frank Lampard is to wait until the next Chelsea manager gets sacked and to spawn in as the caretaker manager until the new manager is appointed.

Marcus Rashford has never smiled or celebrated a goal before.

The Premier League decided to avoid the last day relegation battle custom of Everton in the previous seasons and this time they are making sure that Everton will be relegated by frequently deducting their points in the name of financial fair play.

LMAO..I am enjoying these conspiracies to be frank Keep them coming

Brentford and Sheffield United wear the same home kit.

Portugal and Nigeria have never played each other in a match.

Nobody has seen a Korean player in Arsenal.

No Australian player has ever played for AC Milan

FIFA and confederations like CONCACAF keep the football down in those areas in purpose to protect European football

Pep Guardiola gifted Cole Palmer to Chelsea so that he could save them from relegation.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first Al Nassr player to win the IFFHS World's Best Top Goal Scorer Award.

Brais Mendez and Bruno Fernandes are brothers.

Ronald Koeman disappeared after getting sacked by Barcelona

Liverpool has an agenda to sign players from Bundesliga from time to time.

Tottenham Hotspur brought Timo Werner to their team because they were missing their typical underperforming in crucial or high pressure games situation

So Timo Werner is supposed to bring those moments back.

Bukayo Saka dropped his form after getting the Marcus Rashford haircut.

Timo Werner returned to the Premier League only to compete with Darwin Nunez in the number of open chances missed.

Jurgen Klopp's glasses are equipped with futuristic technology, giving him detailed analytics and player stats during the game.

All three World Cups won by Argentina are rigged.

The Spanish Super Cup is either won by Real Madrid or Barcelona every year.

Russians stopped playing football and their national team got disbanded.

Because of the Russian-Ukraine war 😀

Just to put this here

Erling Haaland transferred his scoring superpowers to Dominic Solanke as he is injured.