Peter Crouch has scored more goals with his head than his feet.

Anfield is the loudest stadium in the world.

Every Liverpool victory this season has the same scoreline of 3-1. Or 4-1

All Greek footballers' names end with an 's'

Every Chelsea player moves to Arsenal after a good spell.

malcom1X:
Every Liverpool victory this season has the same scoreline of 3-1. Or 4-1

Lmao. They won 5-1 yesterday though.

Cristiano Ronaldo only wore number 7 and 9 when he was in Madrid

malcom1X:
Every Chelsea player moves to Arsenal after a good spell.

More like Chelsea pass their washed-up players to Arsenal while they collect the good ones. David Luiz, Willian, Jorginho, Havertz for A.Cole, Fabregas and Giroud

Christian Eriksen is older than Neymar.

malcom1X:
Cristiano Ronaldo only wore number 7 when he was in Madrid

Fixed.

Harry Maguire was actually a striker who was forced to become a defender during his academy days.

Toni Kroos has been playing with the same boots for over 10 years.

The Italian Serie A is the 'roughest' league in the world.

The roofs are leaking at Old Trafford and the training facilities at Carrington are outdated.

Cesc Fabregas was the culprit behind the infamous Pizzagate incident where Sir Alex Ferguson was smashed with a pizza in a tunnel fight between Arsenal and Man Utd players.

No African player has ever won the Ballon d'Or.

Chelsea overpaid for Mykhailo Mudryk because of the Russia-Ukraine war.

Harry Kane has a speech disorder.

Former Chelsea and Ghana midfielder Michael Essien has Calabar origins.

Kai Havertz isn't a professional footballer,he is just a normal person with a footballer's physique,a good personality and good connection with agents and coaches.

Pep Guardiola immediately drinks water every time Man City go behind in a game.

Ronaldinho invented the 'below the wall' freekick.

Ecuadorian football stars Antonio Valencia and Enner Valencia are brothers.

Queen Elizabeth II was an Arsenal fan.

Every game on the Nigerian Premier League.

NPFL always ends in a home win.

Messi and Ronaldo are both members of the Illuminati.

Memphis Depay owns a pet liger.

France Football created the Best striker award so that whenever they give the Ballon d'Or to Messi, the other player won’t be upset.

The reason why Gianluigi Buffon stayed so long in football was because he had to pay up his debt to the Italian Mafia before retirement.

Hakim Ziyech is still benched at Chelsea.

Nobody has seen Adama Traore in a Spain National Team shirt.

Onana is Manchester United Moral support at when they loose.

He's always telling the players to calm down.