The recent good results for Barcelona are because the players are actually happy that Xavi is leaving.

Adama Traoré only plays one or two good games per season, and that's against Manchester United.

Vitor Roque is not a professional footballer Barcelona are just signing random Brazilian kids so they can have their own Vini & Rodrygo.

Liverpool can lose 0-6 in 6 straight matches and still have a higher goal difference than Manchester United this season.

Barca is so broke, they're putting their players to work building the stadium.

Seeing Chelsea fans after every match cry will never make sense to anyone when it’s easy for a small club to drop points

Barcelona still bribes referees, but sometimes they make calls against them to make it look natural.

Manchester City let Manchester United score first so that Manchester United fans have at least a good moment to think about the derby and then as usual destroyed them.

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Bayern bribes UEFA to get Arsenal in UCL draw every time

Nobody understands how Jamie Carragher is regarded as a Premier League legend whilst scoring more own goals than goals for in his career

After the dispute between Perez and UEFA over the Super League, UEFA plotted to ensure that from now on, every season, Real Madrid would be drawn against Manchester City in the UCL draw.

Tyrell Malacia has retired and Manchester United are covering it up

Every Muslim footballer has a sudden improvement in their performance during Ramadan.

VAR introduction to the game was not for achieving fairness in the game but is part of a larger scheme to extend match durations subtly. This additional time is supposedly a strategy to increase global broadcasting revenues by maximizing advertisement slots during live matches.

Xherdan Shaqiri only plays football at international tournaments

Erik ten Hag is part of a money laundering schemes by Ajax FC.

Unai Emery loves coaching clubs with the word 'villa' in their names like Aston Villa,Sevilla and Villarreal.

Man United already asked Ole to replace Ten Hag, but he refused.

Diogo Jota always gets injured so that he could stay home and play FIFA everyday.

This season Everton are playing against Premier league

Cole Palmer scored Gabriel Jesus' total premier league goals this season in one game

Harry Kane was never young, yet he is only 30.

Theo hernandez and Mauro Icardi are the same person.

C. Ronaldo was never seen holding the LaLiga trophy

Tottenham sold Kane to Bayern to take revenge on them

Laporta extended Xavi's contract because his other options declined the job, given that Barcelona won't be able to buy any new players this summer.

Nobody has ever seen Arteta blink

Salah's on-pitch argument with Klopp was his strategic play for the starring role in the upcoming documentary