This two players in Tottenham are competing for the Offside awards. 2024

Nobody has seen Juventus lifting a Champions League trophy.

Jesse Lingard is trying to impress clubs through his Instagram.

Andre Onana decided not to play for Cameroun in the 2024 AFCON so that he can keep torturing Manchester United fans.

Onana is the only goal keeper that's always praying for his club

Manchester United vs Tottenham Goals, Jubilations Highlight | Premier League 2023/24


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Lionel Messi will be winning the 2024 Ballon d'Or for just participating in the Copa America.

Vinicius Junior started to perform well for Real Madrid after getting the number 7 jersey as he got the Cristiano Ronaldo superpowers.

Seko Fofana of Ivory coast and Emilio Nsue of Equatorial Guinea are brothers

Every player who scores in the Premier League is compared with Antony these days.

90% of football fans of South Africa in this AFCON 2024 have Bad teeth

Big teams like Ghana,Egypt,Ivory Coast,Nigeria etc. are deliberately dropping points to make the AFCON look competitive.

The only purpose of League Cups is to prove that lower division and smaller teams can beat the big giants in the league's top division.

The Luis Suarez curse is still hunting Ghana.

AFCON 2024

Klopp decided to leave Liverpool because he could no longer tolerate Darwin Nunez.

Nowadays,the GOAT debate is based on the number of players joining Saudi Pro League and Major Soccer League.

Inter Miami are the only club which is currently making transfers in Major League Soccer

Aston Villa copied Chelsea's logo and thereby their position in the Premier League table also.

Mohamed Salah intentionally prevented Egypt from winning AFCON so that he could return to Liverpool earlier and spend time with Jurgen Klopp because its his last season.

AFCON is more about celebrating the Failures of your rivals than seeing the victory of your team

Inter Miami planned their pre-season friendlies as a chance for Lionel Messi to meet Neymar,Andres Iniesta and Cristiano Ronaldo once again and also to play against his boyhood club.Unfortunately Neymar was injured and Andres Iniesta left Vissel Kobe.

Sevilla only plays the Europa league

Emmanuel Adebayor is Nigerian

Nigeria and Germany have decided not to play against each other because of the politically incorrect short names of the countries in the scoreboard.

Niger & Germ

With the REAL MADRID bus being involved in an accident today means that even the bus has suffered injury for the club this season.

Manchester City pays UEFA to get the easiest possible opponents in the Round of 16 every season in UEFA Champions League.

Schalke 04 disappeared from the face of the Earth after 2020.

Thomas Tuchel is an agent of Borussia Dortmund who wants to destroy Bayern Munich and end their monopoly.

No football fan has ever seen a Real Madrid vs Arsenal match.

Martin Odegaard is a part-time photographer.