There's this sister that sings and heaven shakes, she's so beautiful with nice body,so fortunately I was able to take her for a date with my Corolla car,and she began telling me about her ex,she said whenever the guy offends her he sends her 500k,and if he gets physical on her he appeases her with 700k or 1M,and how he stays in a mansion in the island... my brother fear catch me I no gree carry her go house sef,I just loose interest instantly,forget the bang part,I no want am again abeg. By the way she's in her mid 30's.

Never happened ,this shit you typed here never happened ,,after you finishd watching Nigeria comedy ,you come and be posting the script here

Lol 😆 for this tinubu promax shege era? My guy preek fall as e hear the future billings

The girl go don buy lady for their vilage

Lol

The said Ex might be a diasporan who earns in dollars.

I doubt if a legitimate hustler in Nigeria will offer such amount to girlfriends....maybe because of my environment sha.

Towncrier007:
There's this sister that sings and heaven shakes, she's so beautiful with nice body,so fortunately I was able to take her for a date with my Corolla car,and she began telling me about her ex,she said whenever the guy offends her he sends her 500k,and if he gets physical on her he appeases her with 700k or 1M,and how he stays in a mansion in the island... my brother fear catch me I no gree carry her go house sef,I just loose interest instantly,forget the bang part,I no want am again abeg. By the way she's in her mid 30's.

na siofra u go carry ni

Bro abeg find another thing say. This format done cast teytey

Towncrier007:
There's this sister that sings and heaven shakes, she's so beautiful with nice body,so fortunately I was able to take her for a date with my Corolla car,and she began telling me about her ex,she said whenever the guy offends her he sends her 500k,and if he gets physical on her he appeases her with 700k or 1M,and how he stays in a mansion in the island... my brother fear catch me I no gree carry her go house sef,I just loose interest instantly,forget the bang part,I no want am again abeg. By the way she's in her mid 30's.

boring

Keep lying.

Some bannies can win world cup for being the best liars cha..


Any ways,if this story is true at all,then I must say,this is how some guys pamper their bannies to the extent that when they finally break up,the new guy in her life would then find it difficult to get along with her

Chai..




Guess the op looks and behaves like maga mugus.

Psychiatric evaluation should be added to all levels of education in Nigeria. Same to all entry level off professions

Fàggots like you are the reason why I butcher Simps like you into pieces

Death penalty should be given to all simps. Just see what they are causing in the society today

Your a wise man. The pussy she is keeping does not worth N20k. Don't be surprised her office pays her less than N150k per month or less. I keep on telling guys to go for moderate looking ladies. They usually have better bodies since ordinarily they don't turn heads . Pretty ladies are just for decoration and bragging rights they give their guys lots of headaches since they know their worth.

Towncrier007:
There's this sister that sings and heaven shakes, she's so beautiful with nice body,so fortunately I was able to take her for a date with my Corolla car,and she began telling me about her ex,she said whenever the guy offends her he sends her 500k,and if he gets physical on her he appeases her with 700k or 1M,and how he stays in a mansion in the island... my brother fear catch me I no gree carry her go house sef,I just loose interest instantly,forget the bang part,I no want am again abeg. By the way she's in her mid 30's.

Newborn27:
Lol

The said Ex might be a diasporan who earns in dollars.

I doubt if a legitimate hustler in Nigeria will offer such amount to girlfriends....maybe because of my environment sha.

You think diasporans pick dollars on the streets ?

Better go for check up... You seem to be suffering from acute schizophrenia

Creativity22:

You think diasporans pick dollars on the streets ?

LoL

Not like that....their dollar has much value whén converted to our naira...maybe that was the reason for the reckless spending.

Smile

U self come be like her....why u mention in "my corolla"...she dey whine u

Billyddude:
na siofra u go carry ni

😂😂😂😂😂😂
Na Jennyloam

🎶a life of precious stoooones & gooooood taste...🎵

Ikennaford:
Never happened ,this shit you typed here never happened ,,after you finishd watching Nigeria comedy ,you come and be posting the script here

It happens , she just set a trap for the guy and he understands it ,

Towncrier007:
There's this sister that sings and heaven shakes, she's so beautiful with nice body,so fortunately I was able to take her for a date with my Corolla car,and she began telling me about her ex,she said whenever the guy offends her he sends her 500k,and if he gets physical on her he appeases her with 700k or 1M,and how he stays in a mansion in the island... my brother fear catch me I no gree carry her go house sef,I just loose interest instantly,forget the bang part,I no want am again abeg. By the way she's in her mid 30's.

She get all those things and still single

have actually met a girl that told me exactly what you wrote.

omo i japa.

Check the phones most of these girls are using, the phones are always the latest expensive iphones, it is the same guys that buy them for these babes. Unfortunately, yahoo has become like an accepted way of life over here, even the security agencies that should fight this serious shame in our society, are also looking for their share of the loot .

The op never lied, the lady said that to hype herself, no guy anywhere give her that,

N!gerian men are Uzeless...... All of them

Sheistoopretty:
N!gerian men are Uzeless...... All of them

I see that you have returned from your long vacation. No problems, I welcome you back. Just remember the warning that I gave you. No disparaging comments about men as we are your superior and you must respect that. I will ignore your recent utterances as careless youthful exuberance and expect that in the future you will heed my warnings.

You for introduce yourself as government contractor or Robotics engineer.
E be like you just enter game.