sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Just 25 Points?. . . [/size]

Yeah I know, not thorough right? That was all I could think of in one sitting. 

lurkee:

Yeah I know, not thorough right? That was all I could think of in one sitting. 

[size=14pt]26) Jesus Christ. . . Ability to perform Miracles! [/size]

tellwisdom:

Lurkess, U didnt include ALBINO with RED. why?? 

I did not include colour of skin because I do not care. 

pendo89:

How to make my ideal man.

Ingredients
>Care
>Generousity
>Respect
>Hardwork
>Industrious
>Humour
>Food colour(Black)
>Tall
>Handsome
>Smart
>Romantic
>Financially stable
Recipe

Mix care,generousity,respect and hardwork together in a large bowl. Now add Industrious and financial stability.When all your mix is saturated and sinks to the bottom,add the essential smartness and romance.Drizzle the black food colour over the mix.
A touch of smile makes this product so refreshing.
Pour this mixture into a tall cylinder and serve with lots of humour.

Take a siesta after eating and pray that you dont wake up.

I did not include colour of skin because I do not care.  

lurkess, why are u shy to include your colour?? :- . Ok hw abt someone with FLAT YANSH like u?

pendo89:

How to make my ideal man.

Ingredients
>Care
>Generousity
>Respect
>Hardwork
>Industrious
>Humour
>Food colour(Black)
>Tall
>Handsome
>Smart
>Romantic
>Financially stable
Recipe

Mix care,generousity,respect and hardwork together in a large bowl. Now add Industrious and financial stability.When all your mix is saturated and sinks to the bottom,add the essential smartness and romance.Drizzle the black food colour over the mix.
A touch of smile makes this product so refreshing.

Pour this mixture into a tall cylinder and serve with lots of humour.
Take a siesta after eating and pray that you dont wake up.

Good one 

I forgot to add romance to my list. That should be point 26 then  

rokiatu:

Honestly, this sound like heaven but I'm not in for it.

I want someone with some imperfections so I can look pass those reasons and still love em.


Who wants a perfect robotic kinda person? That is like calling boredome upon yourself.

Nooo thats the point, the person would not be robotic and you will never be bored. You will still have arguments on rice/amala for dinner or who should turn off the light when you are both in bed but you get a perfect man anyway. Come on, please play along  

rokiatu:

Honestly, this sound like heaven but I'm not in for it.

I want someone with some imperfections so I can look pass those reasons and still love em.


Who wants a perfect robotic kinda person? That is like calling boredome upon yourself.

tellwisdom:


lurkess, why are u shy to include your colour?? :- . Ok hw abt someone with FLAT YANSH like u?

Ode ni ogbeni yi sha. Kuro lono sugbe! 

Mrs, Chima:

I love all of your imperfections and crooks Wifey!  

lurkee:

Good one  



Nooo thats the point, the person would not be robotic and you will never be bored. You will still have arguments on rice/amala for dinner or who should turn off the light when you are both in bed but you get a perfect man anyway. Come on, please play along  

Ode ni ogbeni yi sha. Kuro lono sugbe!

Babe mi, je kin fi si fun e! shebi obo e shi tyt??

rokiatu:

Ok here.

My perfect man     

Peronality:
1. Inteligent, with an inquisitive mind of his own. But not an overly genius like person who always corrects me, act too smart or tries to out-do me or something.
2. Sensitive and caring, but not over-protective or clingy.
3. Confident and self assured, but not arrogant
4. Nice and polite (nice to people no matter his status)
5. God fearing
6. Spontaneously romantic
7. Has ambitions, goals and great morals
8. family-oriented
9. clam and collected/down to earth (I don't mean quiet or dumb)
10. Independent



Looks:
1. tall (above 5ft 6)
2. any hair colour (maybe not blonde)
3. killer smile
4. nice voice
5. Neat/ Good personal hygiene (got one already, a total neat freak can be annoying at times, just neat please )
6. neat and classy sense of fashion (I don't want a guy who dress like he's the head of a gang or something)
7. i dont like chest hair (but i could deal with it)
8. nice body not fat not skinny
9. nice skin
10. charming

Other stuff:
1. doesnt smoke or do drugs
2. doesnt drink
3. not a party freak
4. remembers birthdays and aniversaries
5. Doesnt underestimate me
6. rich at least confortable
7. unselfish lover
8. good in bed
9. Keep my secrets and respect my privacy.
10. not too serious ( I don't want our home looking like a battlefield there should be fun, jokes, laughter, and seriousness when require)
11 good conversationalist

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-417013.0.html

 

Damn girl! Now that is a list  Just one question? above 5ft 6 is tall? I am 5'5" and I wear 4 inch heels so any guy less than 6' is too short for my perfect man. About the item in bold, amen to that! 

freecocoa:

I won't even bother making a list cos I'm sure I won't be done with my list in one year.

I don't even think I am done  

But we all know that in the real world, lists don't matter. I am someone that could possibly fall for any guy as long we click in just this 4 points:
intelligence
humour
temper
pocket size

hmm maybe everyone has a list then and it does matter. probably with age/desperation it will start to get shorter till it is just:
1. Male  

freecocoa:

I won't even bother making a list cos I'm sure I won't be done with my list in one year.

mirob:

My perfect man has to be comfortable at least has a house of his own,a steady source of income, committed in our relationship,generous, a good sense of humour, tall and well built,caring, intelligent,he has to love me cos sometimes I can be difficult,above all he has to be God fearing. But it's too bad that my boyfriend is not committed at all,he doesn't call when he says he will and this breaks my heart.

Maybe he shouldn't be your boyfriend then   

I think I can be difficult too but some guys like that - at least my bf does. Not everybody wants a stepford wife who is always agreeable and angelic, you will be surpised that the ones with angels will cheat on them with "bad girls". Just be yourself and someone will love you for that.