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Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Geovanni412(m): 9:05am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: True... Most churchgoers suspend their brains at home whenever they go to Church Please, don't open a Church to scam people...we have enough scammers You can open a fellowship with people that believe in your view of how God ought to be served. Church is when two or three are gathered in the midst of God. 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by GodWrites: 9:14am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: You are a follower of Jesus Christ. Now what's the difference between you and those stupid people? If you believe in any kind of deity, you are stupid. 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Bintabisiriyu2: 10:00am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Bros tonight go Ikeja use that 120 dollars carry 2 babes, buy a bottle of action bitters and you are good to go enjoy the money wella, and on Sunday go to the church and worship if na 100 naira remain for your hand drop it, can't come and kill myself. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Chibuzoc(m): 10:06am On Oct 26, 2023 |
God is not an author of confusion. HIS words are YE and Amen. GOD is the GOD of both the old and new testament as HE never changes. Christ did not abolish the law, he simplified it to the lowest term which is LOVE. All the Commandments of GOD is summarized into LOVE. You and the so called pastors are the same because it is written, love your neighbors as you love yourself and you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Bintabisiriyu2: 10:13am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: SultanOfPuna: A business will alway grow bros, church is a business, just a little "evangelism" or "let's win more souls for Christ" and you see many mumu trooping into the church, the more they are the more the money. I've always wanted to go into the "Church business" as a way of diversifying my income sometime later. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by ImmanuelMyron(m): 10:15am On Oct 26, 2023 |
Folks with differ thinking.
lotta lost sheep, most of y'all are mislead.
SMH FOR THIS GENERATION. |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by FRANCISTOWN: 10:39am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:If you're very serious about this. We could start o. Which side you dey? The church is the most legit business centre for frauds 2 Likes |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Chibuezem(m): 10:59am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:Do you believe in Jesus Christ the Son of God? |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by dammywapes(m): 10:59am On Oct 26, 2023 |
My own advice for you is that you should invest that money on something good and give some aims to beggars. Church this days only make money off people and some of this churches hardly come through for their members when they’re in need. 4 Likes |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Josbreed: 11:34am On Oct 26, 2023 |
So you mean throughout your study of the New Testament, you did not come across where Jesus said "give unto Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar and unto God what belongs to God"? |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Yugoslavia247(m): 11:41am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: Your can not convince them. Tithe is not even for christians. Just let them be. Pastors are enjoying that is why everyone is after creating ministries. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by jackie111(m): 11:47am On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: Brother, make I join body inside the 200 na? |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
jackie111:Bro find a way and scam any of your old relatives that carry church for head. It works very well 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by GreatAchiever1: 3:17pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
You claim to be a Jesus follower yet you are scamming people, I can see the Jesus you are following and it's clearly not the Jesus of the bible but Jesus of your own imagination. |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 3:26pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
GreatAchiever1:If pastors cannot say No to Free Money Who am I to say no to free money?? If a baby give you $100 you will collect it Because the baby don't know the value So instead of allowing the baby to waste the money. It's better I take it and save it Instead of my aunt to be wasting $120 every month on some fake ministry It's better I use that money for something else. I will do giveaway and charity but I will also flex the money to the fullest 😋😋 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by PARADIZEPRIEST: 3:42pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
ONLY A FOOL SAYS THERE IS NO GOD. THAT YOU HAVE A JUDAS PASTOR EXTORTING YOUR RELATION,DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE TEMERITY TO BLASPHAME AGAINST THE CHURCH of GOD.CONDEMN CRIMINAL COMMERCIAL PREACHERs AND LEAVE THE CHURCH OUT OF THEIR FRUAD,IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL. |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by jackie111(m): 3:43pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:Lol 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by efficiencie(m): 3:57pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: I think you are the stupid person here who takes information at face value and does not do his or her research. Now let me shed some light on your stupidity. Mega churches are not built on your N20, N50 or N100 naira offerings they are built with millions, if not billions, of naira in donations from successful professionals in their respective fields. Take the Glory Dome as an example. You cannot fund the weekly electricity bills of such an edifice with N50, N100, N500 etc offering money. Now that fuel price has gone up this stark reality is all the more obvious. This means the donations that keep mega churches going are coming from big spenders. The next obvious question is; if church finance is driven by big spenders and these big spenders are intelligent and successful people in their respective endeavors, how come they can be so easily bamboozled by church leaders consistently for a very long time? Any attempt to answer this question will put a spotlight on your stupidity immediately. If church leaders of mega churches are fake, false and ineffectual intelligent minds will not keep pumping funds into that church continuously for a very long time because you cannot deceive a successful business person consistently for a long time. Those that can be deceived are the poor and the gullible and these folks cannot contribute enough money to buy and maintain a tokunbo car let alone build such an edifice like the Glory Dome. |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Jman06(m): 4:13pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
Nigeria is such an annoying country where people do all manner of evil against one another yet on Sundays and Fridays they'll head straight to churches and mosques to make noise in the name of serving God. The one that annoys me most is when these same evil Nigerians turn around to claim self-righteousness or judge others for not believing in their God. Tufiaaaaaaaa! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by cocolacec(m): 4:29pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:Start your own church business so people can bribe God through you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by BlackhatMentor: 4:39pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
efficiencie: Stop being a dunce. Of course those people are giving money and goodies to the pastor in a bid to make heaven why the pastor enjoys the funds given to Jesus here on earth. The pastor enjoys the funds without Mercy. They claim they have faith and believe in Jesus 100% but can never step out without a bullet proof car and heavy bodyguard 5 Likes |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Abyounghammed(m): 8:50pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: What a crazy mad man with some crazy real shit up there, mind you crazy people mean, highly intelligent people to me 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Abyounghammed(m): 8:51pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
Carcholce: So na big yansh dey carry u go church abi, after all this year's u no still dey familiar |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by obinna58(m): 9:34pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
Awoof yafu yafu |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Carcholce: 9:39pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
Abyounghammed: I don’t go to church |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by SultanOfPuna: 10:59pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
efficiencie:The Church is in your mind It is not a physical building If church structures were so important then Jesus would have built churches in Jerusalem Spending millions to build a physical structure But your inner church in your mind is corrupt. Gods dwells inside us, We are the temple God does not dwell in mega churches Ignorance has made you focus more on physical structure than your inner spiritual structure... Speaking of building mega churches You fools haven't learnt from tower of babel Building huge structures to reach heaven Only for God to destroy the tower Because God doesn't care about mega churches God cares about your heart. Not in animate buildings and statues |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by efficiencie(m): 10:59pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
BlackhatMentor: Men I thought you shone a spotlight on your stupidity. E be like sey you carry halogen light ontop your stupidity. How many business people care about heaven. Lol. How many entrepreneurs give a hoot about heaven. These are serious people who have one issue or the other and we're able to find a solution in the church and this motivated them to donate to such ministries. You actually think the wealthy people who donate to churches are as stupid as you are. It takes a generous dose of stupidity to believe that rich, wealthy and powerful can be so stupid as to commit their hard made wealth to the hands of a conman consistently for a long time for no real reward that can be quantified in monetary terms. 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by BlackhatMentor: 11:05pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
efficiencie: To answer you ser na waste of time. You seem not to have any direction with your argument... BYE 1 Like |
Re: Church Is For Stupid People by Perfectman91: 11:22pm On Oct 26, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: Bro you dey drop words I swear |
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