folake4u:
My dear. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was a blind date oh.

Thank you.

Ahh. Kanipe it was someone you knew ni, his thoughts and opinions would have given you a glimpse into the kind of person he was before you agreed to the date.

Tallesty1:
.A first impression should just be interesting enough to not be boring, that's it. Don't set expectations too high.

Yes, that is it.

A first impression matters but not to the point of pretentiousness.

It's literally about how well you rate the person and the effort you're willing to put into respecting, and not embarrassing them.

Eunoiaa:


Ahh. Kanipe it was someone you knew ni, his thoughts and opinions would have given you a glimpse into the kind of person he was before you agreed to the date.

I NEVER knew him oh. It's an old man in my estate back in Abuja that said he wanted to link me up with his nephew abi cousin. The old man kept disturbing me that he would be a good fit for me.

folake4u:


The day I went out on a date and the man was breaking bones and using his hands to eat, I was too stunned. He even wore Timbaland shoes. Deleted the number right there at the restaurant. I was traumatized.🥲

GloriousGbola:

Oh no.

I can vividly remember it again.

folake4u:


I NEVER knew him oh. It's an old man in my estate back in Abuja that said he wanted to link me up with his nephew abi cousin. The old man kept disturbing me that he would be a good fit for me.

He knew this how?

folake4u:
I NEVER knew him oh. It's an old man in my estate back in Abuja that said he wanted to link me up with his nephew abi cousin. The old man kept disturbing me that he would be a good fit for me.

Just look at, lmaooo.

These are the parents from 'long-lasting marriages' who are notorious for setting up arranged marriages for their kids o.

I wonder what he saw that made him think you were a good match for him. Baba prolly didn't know that the world has moved on from analog qualities to digital.

folake4u:


Oh no.

I can vividly remember it again.

Tell me the music they played so we can finish revisiting your trauma

Eunoiaa:


Yes, that is it.

A first impression matters but not to the point of pretentiousness.

It's literally about how well you rate the person and the effort you're willing to put into respecting, and not embarrassing them.

Will be difficult for a Nigerian guy to leave pretense at home

Tallesty1:
He knew this how?

I have no idea.

He just asked me of my profession, age, and where I come from. When he heard my age, he said I would be a good fit for his relative that is too busy with work and unmarried. It was after I met the nephew/cousin I now understood why he was single at that age.

Dude was like 44/45 and asked my age at that restaurant. He chuckled and said "small girl".

The age gap pass 20yrs oh.🤣🤣

folake4u:


I have no idea.

He just asked me of my profession, age, and where I come from. When he heard my age, he said I would be a good fit for his relative that is too busy with work and unmarried. It was after I met the nephew/cousin I now understood why he was single at that age.

Are you saying he was single because he wears Timberland boots?

Eunoiaa:


Just look at, lmaooo.

These are the parents from 'long-lasting marriages' who are notorious for setting up arranged marriages for their kids o.

I wonder what he saw that made him think you were a good match for him. Baba prolly didn't know that the world has moved on from analog qualities to digital.

My dearrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Arranged marriage with this one would have been a disaster sef because this his relative had low self esteem. He literally said, "I know this is not the type of man you were expecting". I can't deal with low self-esteem men. Na their type fit beat wife if they see her excelling.

I've seen some arranged marriages work oh. But the percentage is really low.

I really doubt an arranged marriage in this day and time will work. I nor even sure if e fit work for me. I'm quite picky.

GloriousGbola:


Tell me the music they played so we can finish revisiting your trauma

Slow music mehn.

pocohantas:


Are you saying he was single because he wears Timberland boots?

Yessssssssss.

Who wears that shoe these days?? I've seen it more in old movies than in reality abeg.

folake4u:


Yessssssssss.

Who wears that shoe these days?? I've seen it more in old movies than in reality abeg.

Maybe na BurnaBoy's fan.

folake4u:


Slow music mehn.

Let me play the appropriate music small geh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd-MeDtmIbA?si=clgSW1Zu29dgC7I6

A man be forty something a man be fifty something in my heart and shoes I'm twenty something

Don't look at my like Isreal dmv I am living good living

Folake4u anything for me

folake4u:


Yessssssssss.

Who wears that shoe these days?? I've seen it more in old movies than in reality abeg.

Look at them. Swaggerless generation. Wearing pencil jeans up and dan

In our day women had no idea how tall we really were, and they could not tell if we were packing. We had mystery.

pocohantas:


Maybe na BurnaBoy's fan.

A 45yr old Igbo man? 🤣🤣🤣

GloriousGbola:


Look at them. Swaggerless generation. Wearing pencil jeans up and dan

In our day women had no idea how tall we really were, and they could not tell if we were packing. We had mystery.

I hate that Timberland shoes abeg.

How's that shoes swaggerlicious please? Don't tell me women fell for these ugly shoes way back?

GloriousGbola:


Let me play the appropriate music small geh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd-MeDtmIbA?si=clgSW1Zu29dgC7I6

A man be forty something a man be fifty something in my heart and shoes I'm twenty something

Don't look at my like Isreal dmv I am living good living

Folake4u anything for me

I can still sing this song. Remember it so well!

This man was behaving like Israel DMW. Same funny looking personality.

folake4u:


I hate that Timberland shoes abeg.

How's that shoes swaggerlicious please? Don't tell me women fell for these ugly shoes way back?

The 90s was the age of big shoes. Big boots big trainers, even our sandals were big

GloriousGbola:


The 90s was the age of big shoes. Big boots big trainers, even our sandals were big

Mehnnnnn!

I'm so happy I wasn't born in that generation.

skj1377:
. Am not stingy he asked a question I was trying to help him. Some guys spend above N100k on a date such guys will not ask the question op asked

What if you are a stingy man ?

You have the right to manage your resources as you like because you are working hard for it. Is pvssy even valuable to that extent ?

Look at you getting so easily manipulated by a jobless girl. Girls can easily run you street and use you , no back bone at all. It is your type that will splash all your savings on a useless girl just to prove you are not stingy and she will still dump you and move on to the next customer after she suck you dry.

folake4u:
My dearrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

. He literally said, "I know this is not the type of man you were expecting".

I just saw where you mentioned his age.

But he could have been a Zaddy, you know? You could have turned him into one.

Eunoiaa:





I just saw where you mentioned his age.

But he could have been a Zaddy, you know? You could have turned him into one.

When that incident happened, I wrote it on my diary sef. Lol.

Please, he wasn't appealing to my eyes. I nor even care if him be Zaddy.

I like fine men. If you give me a Ned Nwoko guy with money, I will not like to see his face during sex. I'd cover his face please. I also care for my future kids. I can't be getting called from my kids school where they fought with a fellow kid for being called a monkey.

What if his ugly gene is strong? Toh.

folake4u:


When that incident happened, I wrote it on my diary sef. Lol.

Please, he wasn't appealing to my eyes. I nor even care if him be Zaddy.

I like fine men. If you give me a Ned Nwoko guy with money, I will not like to see his face during sex. I'd cover his face please. I also care for my future kids. I can't be getting called from my kids school where they fought with a fellow kid for being called a monkey.

What if his ugly gene is strong? Toh.

When people are cumin, their faces contort. Now imagine an ugjy partner cumin. Double trouble

folake4u:


When that incident happened, I wrote it on my diary sef. Lol.

Please, he wasn't appealing to my eyes. I nor even care if him be Zaddy.

I like fine men. If you give me a Ned Nwoko guy with money, I will not like to see his face during sex. I'd cover his face please. I also care for my future kids. I can't be getting called from my kids school where they fought with a fellow kid for being called a monkey.

What if his ugly gene is strong? Toh.

All bolock

You will somehow convince yourself if you see a man that is just even 5% as rich as Ned nwoko and he is even uglier. You will be like if Regina Daniel can do it, I can do it too etc

folake4u:


I have no idea.

He just asked me of my profession, age, and where I come from. When he heard my age, he said I would be a good fit for his relative that is too busy with work and unmarried. It was after I met the nephew/cousin I now understood why he was single at that age.

Dude was like 44/45 and asked my age at that restaurant. He chuckled and said "small girl".

The age gap pass 20yrs oh.🤣🤣

Age is nothing but numbers nah. Age could also mean experience, so you would be getting a husband and father in one man—a complete package.

I hate the idea of linking people up based on the assumption that the two would be a good match for each other. It is hard to tell who is good for whom by just knowing them. The first time a friend linked me up with a sister in his church, saying, "she's been unlucky with men and I will be good for her," she ended up double dating with a barber, her boss, and a brother in the Lord.

My fault though; never asked if she would be good for me.

PureFace1:



All bolock

You will somehow convince yourself if you see a man that is just even 5% as rich as Ned nwoko. You will be like if Regina Daniel can do it, I can do it too etc

Lol. Leave me with my choice and FACE YOUR FRONT!

GloriousGbola:


When people are cumin, their faces contort. Now imagine an ugjy partner cumin. Double trouble

Exactly.

I will just be irritated and push him away. 🤣

GloriousGbola:


When people are cumin, their faces contort. Now imagine an ugjy partner cumin. Double trouble

You are wicked

Tallesty1:
Age is nothing but numbers nah. Age could also mean experience, so you would be getting a husband and father in one man—a complete package.

I hate the idea of linking people up based on the assumption that the two would be a good match for each other. It is hard to tell who is good for whom by just knowing them. The first time a friend linked me up with a sister in his church, saying, "she's been unlucky with men and I will be good for her," she ended up double dating with a barber, her boss, and a brother in the Lord.

My fault though; never asked if she would be good for me.

A father ke? Abeg don't make me laugh.🤣🤣🤣

I know right! I don't like linking people too. If problem occurs, you'd now be in the middle. I hate that feeling.

Lmao. Double dating three people at same time is wild!!!

Mehnnnnn. I have short attention span and can't even keep up with two men. I've not even finished keeping up with one.

Hahaha. I can imagine.